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  1. jonaspocalypse
    Kevin Jonas Marries a Former HairdresserSo long purity ring.
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    Nick Jonas Leaves the NestThe talented one goes solo.
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    Jonas Brother to Judge MortalsJoe Jonas will serve as a guest judge on ‘American Idol’ and cast fire down upon those whose singing he deems unsatisfactory.
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    Joe Jonas Nearly Maims Nick Jonas in Freak Drumstick MishapOh, no!
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    Jonas Brothers Lose Half of Their Fans in Just Under a YearTime to take a page from the Lady Gaga playbook, gents.
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    The Jonas Brothers: What Went Wrong?The New York ‘Times’ asks, “Are the Jonas Brothers fizzling as a full-blown Walt Disney Company franchise?”
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    The Jonas Brothers to Save the HamptonsThe brothers are dropping $500,000 on a two-week rental this summer, thereby fixing Suffolk County’s broken economy.
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    The Jonas Brothers: Over’Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience’ made only $12.7 million this weekend, dashing all hopes for a national return to prosperity in our lifetime.
  9. apropos of nothing
    Jonas Brothers Coyly Decline to Endorse a Candidate…for now. They’re holding out for a Cabinet position.
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    How Much Money Could the Jonas Brothers Make?The brothers are currently making only $12 million a year, which may seem like a lot to you but frankly isn’t.
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    Are the Jonas Brothers Better Than Weezer?Yes.