Jungle Cruise

let’s do it again Apr. 29, 2022

Hollywood Can’t Leave Romancing the Stone AloneThe deceptively effortless-seeming Kathleen Turner–Michael Douglas romantic adventure never spawned a franchise, but not for any lack of trying.

By Alison Willmore

sequels Aug. 30, 2021

Emily Blunt and Dwayne Johnson Get Back in Line for Jungle Cruise 2Disney is already working on a sequel.

By Zoe Haylock

the scorpion king Aug. 5, 2021

Why Doesn’t the Rock Get to Make Out More Onscreen?Jungle Cruise doesn’t exactly position Dwayne Johnson as a great romantic lead. But do A-list stars even need to play love interests anymore?

By Alison Willmore

the big hippo Aug. 4, 2021

A Real Jungle Cruise Operator Reviews Jungle CruiseA former Disney World skipper compares his experience on a simulated river cruise to the Rock’s. (Spoiler: They both carried guns.)

By Rachel Handler

the chungle is murder Aug. 2, 2021

What the Hallöchen Are We to Make of Jesse Plemons’s Jungle Cruise Accent?“The chongle is murder.”

By Jackson McHenry

box office July 30, 2021

Possible Future Presidential Candidate Attempts to Save American Box OfficeWhether Jungle Cruise can beat the pandemic-era record currently held by Black Widow will come down to The Rock’s ability to put butts in seats.

By Chris Lee

movie review July 30, 2021