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  1. charity
    Guns N’ Roses Troll The White House, Sell ‘Live N’ Let Die With COVID 45’ ShirtAxl Rose has his foot on the Trump Administration’s neck.
  2. baby yoda
    The Latest Victim of Coronavirus: Baby YodaThe rapid spread of the virus has caused production delays for Hasbro in China.
  3. toy stories
    Plush Baby Yoda, Sad NickToons, and More From the 2020 New York Toy FairCall us The Mandalorian because we’re taking The Child with us.
  4. ivy park returns
    Here Are Some Glorious Photos of Beyoncé in Ivy Park MerchHer collab with Adidas had its prelaunch today.
  5. cuddliest guy in the galaxy
    Disney Finally Gives Us the Baby Yoda Plush We’ve Been Looking ForCuddle the Child, you will.
  6. $$$$
    Beyoncé Is Teasing New Ivy Park Merch, So Save Your PenniesDropping January 18.
  7. baby yoda
    Disney, Clearly Threatened by Our Black Market Guide, Will Sell Baby Yoda MerchA source says official Disney Baby Yoda apparel and accessories will be available in time for the holidays.
  8. where's the beef?
    DJ Khaled vs. Billboard May Be a Breaking Point in the Merch-Bundle Chart WarsBundles have become a chart scam ripe for gaming, and the playing field needs to be better defined.
  9. new merch
    Go Ahead and Run Beyoncé Her CheckThe singer announced a new merch drop on June 11.
  10. merch of the damned
    We Regret to Inform You Marilyn Manson Is Selling a Dildo With His Face on ItWait ‘til your moms and youth ministers hear about this!
  11. late capitalism
    Where Is My Sweatshirt of Ariana Grande Fingering the Earth?One writer’s account of being trapped inside a Kafka-esque capitalistic nightmare, with only Ariana Grande’s Official Store for company.
  12. the swag
    Rick and Morty’s Creators on the Show’s Best and Weirdest MerchSome are fan-made, others are official, and none of them will make any sense to those uninitiated.
  13. Yes, the Shirt From Taylor Swift’s ‘Look What You Made Me Do’ Video Is MerchYou will, however, have to customize it yourself.
  14. kid rock 2018
    Kid Rock’s ‘Possible’ Senate Run Will Almost Definitely Come With Tons of Merch“I absolutely will use this media circus to sell/promote whatever I damn well please.”
  15. ugly christmas sweaters
    Beyoncé Made Another Ugly Christmas Sweater for You to ‘Sleigh All Day’ InAnd now you know what to put on your Christmas list.
  16. ugly christmas sweaters
    Run the Jewels Selling a Gem of an Xmas SweaterThe ‘sweater’ comes as a T-shirt or sweatshirt.
  17. merch
    Killer Mike Uses Hacked Clinton Email on MerchVery chic.
  18. merch
    Bon Iver Is Selling 22, a Million FlannelJustin Vernon’s woodsman look can be yours with one simple $75 payment.
  19. merch madness
    Justin Bieber Tour Sells Marilyn Manson T-ShirtAvailable to all the beautiful people for the low price of $195.
  20. merch
    Tyler’s New Tees Use Nazi Images for Gay RightsTyler, the Creator is stirring up more controversy.
  21. Comedy Central Wants to Sell T-Shirts, Toys, Tickets, and MoreThe hottest gift next Christmas will be a Daniel Tosh action figure that comes with adjustable smug smirks and a television screen with […]
  22. merch
    Here’s a G.I. Joe Movie We Can Get BehindWe don’t even really mind that it appropriated our ‘Transformers’ post from a few years back!
  23. cavities
    Twilight Candy Likely to Rot Your Vampire IncisorsDon’t expect to see a candy with “Waiting for Marriage” written on it, though.