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  1. People Think ‘The Onion’s Report on NYPD’s Stop and Kiss Program Is […] An Onion video released Tuesday about a fake NYPD “stop-and-kiss” policy, “which allows officers to kiss anyone who they think looks […]
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    Onion News Network’s Suzanne Sena on Going From Fox Anchor to Fake Anchor“I consider myself more an actress. I don’t have a desire to go back.”
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    Mitch Semel to Head Onion’s TV ArmSemel will ramp up even more TV content.
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    See a New Trailer for the Onion News NetworkThe cable news spoof is coming to IFC later this year.
  5. All the Details of The Onion’s Two New TV ShowsThe Onion has two new shows coming next month, one on Comedy Central and one on IFC. The first to premiere will be Onion SportsDome on Comedy […]
  6. A First Look at the Onion News Network’s TV Show The Onion News Network is a goldmine, consistently pumping out amazing videos week after week. So it’s exciting to see them moving to TV with […]
  7. AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans New today from the Onion News Network: AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans. This is so wrong, yet so amazing.
  8. Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister New from the Onion News Network: Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister. As someone who went to a big school with a […]
  9. Biden Invites Nation’s Women To Tax Policy Discussion At Private Mountain […] This week’s Onion News Network video exposes Vice President Biden’s plan to woo the nation’s ladies.
  10. Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile From the Onion News Network, this one is sure to rile up a bunch of emotionally unstable teenage girls.
  11. How To Thrust Your Fat Into A More Appealing ShapeFrom The Onion News Network: “You just make sure you soap up your arms before trying to work them through the tubes, because if they’re dry […]
  12. Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn BeckThe Onion News Network, in top form: “She was just a normal kid, she wasn’t some fat, dumb Mormon fuckface who should’ve drank herself to death […]