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  1. My Five Favorite Onion News Network Videos of the Hundreds We MadeThis is my last week as head writer of the Onion News Network. The business side at The Onion, you may have heard, has decided to relocate the […]
  2. The Onion News Network Is No MoreA day full of such IFC joy cannot avoid bringing with it a little IFC sadness. The Onion News Network has made its last broadcast and will not […]
  3. ONN Offers a Sneak Peak at the New Steve Jobs 2 There’s too soon, and then there is impressively soon; this video is from the ONN episode airing this week. In it, the Onion News Network […]
  4. Scenes from Behind the Scenes of The Onion News NetworkI walk over to Suzanne Sena, the star of satirical news program Onion News Network, which premieres tonight at 10 p.m. for its second season on […]
  5. ONN Writers Unionize Under WGAE, Keep The Fake Headlines Coming We got a hot, throbbing anonymous tip that the writers of the Onion News Network joined WGA-East as of today, thus staving off the need for […]
  6. Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit Here’s the latest from the Onion News Network, “In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit.” I had no idea what we were […]
  7. Joad Cressbeckler Should Have the Final Word on the Gay Marriage Debate There are few things better than The Onion’s Joad Cressbeckler, so I was of course excited to see today’s new installment of The Cressbeckler […]
  8. Save Money By Taking A Vacation Entirely In Your Mind Here’s a new one from The Onion News Network, in which their morning show encourages thrifty travelers to save money by taking vacations […]
  9. It’s Funny Because It’s Awwww: The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Behind Fast Five In a video conceived by Chris Kelly, the kindergartner who wrote Fast Five chats with The Onion’s Today Now! about his new action-packed film. […]
  10. Dating Advice From The Onion: ‘Men Love Blowing Their Load Into a […] We’ve all been there: you and a guy are bringing each other to screaming orgasm, but for whatever reason you just can’t seem to catch his eye. […]
  11. Report Finds Troubling Rise In Teen Uranium Enrichment Here’s a new clip from the Onion News Network in which they report on the new teen craze: enriching uranium and selling it to rouge states. Be […]
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    Mitch Semel to Head Onion’s TV ArmSemel will ramp up even more TV content.
  13. New Clips From IFC’s Onion News Network IFC has released a couple of new clips from The Onion News Network, which premieres on the 22nd. Above, “Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous […]
  14. Crashing and Burning on a Roundtable Show, Both on TV and In Your Head Today on the Onion News Network we’ve got an especially out-there episode of “In the Know”:Is Pundit Duncan Birch A Worthless Idiot? Featuring […]
  15. Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney’s Funeral A particularly dark one from The Onion News Network this week: “Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney’s Funeral.” But as […]
  16. Chinese Gossip Blogger Fights For Freedom To Post Celebrity Up-Skirt Photos New today from the Onion News Network, “Chinese Gossip Blogger Fights For Freedom To Post Celebrity Up-Skirt Photos.” Freedom is a beautiful […]
  17. Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon This week from The Onion News Network, we’ve got “Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon.” Come for the pointed […]
  18. A First Look at the Onion News Network’s TV Show The Onion News Network is a goldmine, consistently pumping out amazing videos week after week. So it’s exciting to see them moving to TV with […]
  19. Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan Today from the Onion News Network: Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan. See, this is the sort of […]
  20. Joad Cressbeckler May Be the Funniest Character On the Internet Right Now The ONN is already the most consistently-funny outlet for web comedy right now, almost never putting out a dud of a video. But even by those […]
  21. AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans New today from the Onion News Network: AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans. This is so wrong, yet so amazing.
  22. Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister New from the Onion News Network: Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister. As someone who went to a big school with a […]
  23. The Top Five Web Comedy Videos of the WeekDid you not have time to watch funny videos this week, what with work and life keeping you busy? Don’t worry, you can catch up with the week’s […]
  24. Biden Invites Nation’s Women To Tax Policy Discussion At Private Mountain […] This week’s Onion News Network video exposes Vice President Biden’s plan to woo the nation’s ladies.
  25. The Top Five Web Comedy Videos of the WeekDid you not have time to watch funny videos this week, what with work and life keeping you busy? Don’t worry, you can catch up with the week’s […]
  26. Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk The Onion News Network takes on how a bit of booze makes even the most sedentary people suddenly act like world-class athletes.
  27. Joad Cressbeckler: NASA Honeyfuggling America With Nonsense Space Dreams Joad Cressbeckler is who would fill the Bill O’Reilly role on Fox News if Fox News had existed in the late 19th century. Yet another amazing […]
  28. Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn BeckThe Onion News Network, in top form: “She was just a normal kid, she wasn’t some fat, dumb Mormon fuckface who should’ve drank herself to death […]