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    Mitch Semel to Head Onion’s TV ArmSemel will ramp up even more TV content.
  2. Crashing and Burning on a Roundtable Show, Both on TV and In Your Head Today on the Onion News Network we’ve got an especially out-there episode of “In the Know”:Is Pundit Duncan Birch A Worthless Idiot? Featuring […]
  3. Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney’s Funeral A particularly dark one from The Onion News Network this week: “Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney’s Funeral.” But as […]
  4. Chinese Gossip Blogger Fights For Freedom To Post Celebrity Up-Skirt Photos New today from the Onion News Network, “Chinese Gossip Blogger Fights For Freedom To Post Celebrity Up-Skirt Photos.” Freedom is a beautiful […]
  5. Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon This week from The Onion News Network, we’ve got “Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon.” Come for the pointed […]
  6. A First Look at the Onion News Network’s TV Show The Onion News Network is a goldmine, consistently pumping out amazing videos week after week. So it’s exciting to see them moving to TV with […]
  7. Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan Today from the Onion News Network: Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan. See, this is the sort of […]
  8. Joad Cressbeckler May Be the Funniest Character On the Internet Right Now The ONN is already the most consistently-funny outlet for web comedy right now, almost never putting out a dud of a video. But even by those […]
  9. AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans New today from the Onion News Network: AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans. This is so wrong, yet so amazing.
  10. Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister New from the Onion News Network: Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister. As someone who went to a big school with a […]
  11. The Top Five Web Comedy Videos of the WeekDid you not have time to watch funny videos this week, what with work and life keeping you busy? Don’t worry, you can catch up with the week’s […]
  12. Biden Invites Nation’s Women To Tax Policy Discussion At Private Mountain […] This week’s Onion News Network video exposes Vice President Biden’s plan to woo the nation’s ladies.
  13. The Top Five Web Comedy Videos of the WeekDid you not have time to watch funny videos this week, what with work and life keeping you busy? Don’t worry, you can catch up with the week’s […]
  14. Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk The Onion News Network takes on how a bit of booze makes even the most sedentary people suddenly act like world-class athletes.
  15. Joad Cressbeckler: NASA Honeyfuggling America With Nonsense Space Dreams Joad Cressbeckler is who would fill the Bill O’Reilly role on Fox News if Fox News had existed in the late 19th century. Yet another amazing […]
  16. Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn BeckThe Onion News Network, in top form: “She was just a normal kid, she wasn’t some fat, dumb Mormon fuckface who should’ve drank herself to death […]