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Pablo Goldstein

  1. Branding Your Infant for the 21st Century Marketplace, by Pablo GoldsteinHello, Los Feliz Lamaze! Lane Bronson is the name, branding is my game. Nancy, or Mom as I like to call her, came down with the flu, so I’ll be […]
  2. Do You Like Sports? Because I Do Not Like Sports, by Pablo GoldsteinTouchdown! Oh, was that not the correct term to celebrate the tall man putting the ball through the hoop? My mistake. It’s just that I don’t […]
  3. Angels Trade the Cruel Passage of Time to the Cubs for a Reminder of Your […]ESPN’s Tim Kurkjian reports that the Anaheim Angels have traded minor league infielder Matt Scioscia to the Chicago Cubs for outfielder Trevor […]
  4. Jasper Tries to Pass Off 473 Subscriptions to ‘Lowrider Magazine,’ by […]Jasper, step into my office. Now, I realize the student body has gone a little bonkers over the annual magazine subscription fundraiser. This […]
  5. Why I’m a Cop, by Pablo GoldsteinListen up, kid. In my 12 years of walking the beat, I’ve learned what it takes to survive in the big city. But there ain’t many police like me. […]
  6. You Know Who Else Almost Didn’t Have A Bar Mitzvah? Drake., By Pablo […]Seth, we need to talk. I was in the kitchen with Mom and she’s crying her eyes out. Now, I know that you’ve been acting out at Hebrew School […]
  7. ‘Sweet’ Larry Newsom, New York City Construction Worker, by Pablo GoldsteinOh, baby! Chuck, take a look at this fine piece of tail strolling up. She could feed a whole nursery with those things. Hey mama, come a little […]
  8. Ethnics 101: Being An Ethnical Person, by Pablo GoldsteinHello, everyone. My name is Anders Tennyson and I’ll be your instructor for Ethnics 101, a brand new course here at The Learning Annex designed […]