Displaying all articles tagged:

Paris Hilton

  1. tribeca film festival 2018
    Paris Hilton Breaks Down Instagram EtiquetteNo one cares about your blurry pizza.
  2. tribeca film festival 2018
    Will Paris Hilton Go on Tour?On Hilton’s debut album, “literally every song was sick. There was no fillers.”
  3. songs of the week
    9 Best New Songs of the Week: Paris Hilton, Khalid, Normani, Ryan AdamsParis Hilton is back to making music and we are back to stanning for it.
  4. not so simple life
    Paris Hilton Is Living Your Worst Life at Burning ManGold outfits and dubious headbands for days.
  5. economic anxiety
    Paris Hilton Voted for Donald TrumpThe white working class has spoken.
  6. koans
    Paris Hilton Is Producing an ‘Unflinching, Authorized Documentary’ About Herself9.14 Pictures and XYZ Films announced the news at Cannes.
  7. bet awards 2014
    What You Missed at the 2014 BET AwardsPharrell won lots, Nicki threw shade, Beyoncé sent a clip.
  8. 1s and 2s
    Paris Hilton Still Has a Few D.J. Tricks to LearnYikes.
  9. tv
    The Summer TV Report Card: Which Shows Were Hot and Which Just Got Burned?From reality to scripted to all things pawn, we judge what’s likely to be back next June, and what we’ll (hopefully) never see again.
  10. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Craig Ferguson Ridicules Paris Hilton’s AttirePlus: David Letterman asks Tom Hanks to be a part of the Hanks family, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
  11. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Khloe Kardashian Gets Sex Tips at Bed, Bath & Beyond in This Full-On Doozy of Reality-Show StarsPlus: Paris Hilton plays “Hot or Huge” with Anthony Weiner, on our daily late-night roundup.
  12. over and out
    It’s Official: Nobody Cares About Paris Hilton AnymoreHer Oxygen show lures fewer than 500,000 viewers.
  13. paris hilton
    Paris Hilton Apologizes to Lindsay LohanSkank pot calling skank kettle black?
  14. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Carrie Ann Inaba Agrees, Dancing With the Stars Is Like a BrothelPlus, Johnny Knoxville admits that he is a douche, on our regular late-night roundup.
  15. paris hilton
    Paris Hilton Getting Another TV Show“This show will give viewers a glimpse of the real Paris and her life, which is sometimes quite amazing.”
  16. quote machine
    Drake Announces Hugging Plans for the WeekendPlus: Tommy Lee no longer least responsible member of his family.
  17. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Mickey Rourke Tells Jay Leno About the Time He Shook Down a ‘Humpback Dwarf’Plus, Mark Wahlberg relishes in having shot Yankee Captain Derek Jeter in the leg, even if it was only in his new movie, on our regular late-night roundup.
  18. quote machine
    Jon Hamm Eager to Play Catch, Wear ChapsPlus: Katy Perry makes an important distinction.
  19. crimes against celebrity
    Suspected Celebrity-Robbing Teens IndictedThe gang never got to meet Paris Hilton, but they did possibly steal her stuff.
  20. party chat
    Robert Redford’s Scorn Doesn’t Stop Paris HiltonShe has 16 brands to promote! Where else is she supposed to go?
  21. jurisprudence
    Paris Hilton: Not Guilty!The system isn’t broken, people!
  22. the industry
    50 Cent: Yes, Still ActingPlus: Pearl Jam hops in bed with Target.
  23. quote machine
    Christian Bale Is Not Too Good for the Terminator Franchise, ThankyouverymuchPlus: Paris Hilton continues to be misunderstood.
  24. depositions
    Paris Hilton’s Preference of Late-Night-Talk-Show Hosts Is Now a Matter of Public RecordWe’ve heard more probing questions coming from the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
  25. aspirations
    Sasha Grey and the Top Ten Adult Stars Gone LegitIt’s become almost obligatory for any self-respecting adult performer (and some not-so-self-respecting ones) to appear in non-porn media.
  26. quote machine
    Paris Hilton Breaks It Off With Her BFFPlus: Ben Affleck walks a mile in a journalist’s shoes.
  27. hints and allegations
    Consensus Begins to Build Around Paris Hilton Being the Chris Brown TexterAfter all, Roger Friedman is quite possibly omniscient.
  28. Uwe Boll Carves Impressive Swath of Disrepute With Nine Razzie NominationsZac Efron is counting his lucky stars this morning.
  29. roll credits
    Week in Review: Other Things We Can’t Blame on Ben SilvermanLooking back on the week that was.
  30. the industry
    Willow and Jaden Smith to Stretch, Play Adorable Siblings OnscreenPlus: Reality-Show Contestants to Meet Paris, Get STDs
  31. last night's gig
    Justice Brutally Attack Concertgoers … With Music!These guys kicked ass.
  32. apropos of nothing
    Are You One of the 3,219 Americans Who Paid to See ‘The Hottie and the Nottie’ This Weekend? Did you attend ironically or unironically?
  33. apropos of nothing
    Prediction: ‘The Hottie and the Nottie’ Will Receive One Oscar NominationIs Paris Hilton’s movie this year’s Norbit?
  34. quote machine
    From Lee King to the King of the Jews: The Best Quotes of 2007“My mind thinks like that all the time, coming up with crazy clever metaphors and rhymery thingies.”
  35. quote machine
    Amy Poehler and Will Arnett to Have the Best Christmas EverPlus quotes from Luiz Guzman and Snoop Dogg!
  36. apropos of nothing
    Arctic Monkey Strikes Out With Lily AllenAnd just like that, we’re spared a Mark Ronson–produced ska single about an Arctic Monkey’s penis. Bummer.
  37. quote machine
    Jason Alexander Would Be Thrilled to Show You His PrivatesMichael Caine, Jenna Jameson, and more!
  38. quote machine
    Britney Spears, Bad Liar“Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.” —Britney Spears, on her claim that her recent umbrella assault was in preparation for a film role [Britney Spears]
  39. daily intel
    Vulture’s First and Only Post Dedicated to the Paris Hilton SagaPerhaps you heard? Paris is out of jail, and she’s capitalizing on the moment by asserting her saintly desires to do everything short of joining a nunnery. And though she’s not an actress, singer, or possessor of any kind of evident creative talent (despite her camp’s claims to the contrary), you can be excused for having at least a vague interest in the frenetic media goings-on regarding her release.
  40. the take
    AFI 100 List Takes ‘Manhattan.’ And Shoves It.The doddering American Film Institute has finally updated its list of the best 100 films (i.e., best big-studio fiction blockbusters made with white marquee stars and male directors in the good ol’ days of Kabuki pomposity like Ben Hur). For New Yorkers, the Los Angeles–based list is predictably awful, but still worse than the last: Do The Right Thing’s token inclusion at pitiful No. 94 stings worse than its omission in 1997
  41. quote machine
    Bruce Willis Terrorizes Young (Male) Hollywood
  42. quote machine
    Simon Cowell Has a Little Dog Named Seacrest
  43. quote machine
    Kanye West Feels Weight of World on Shoulders
  44. quote machine
    Paris Hilton’s Arrest: A Sihn of the Times
  45. quote machine
    Paris Hilton Gets Political. Also: Naked