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Paris Hilton

  1. quote machine
    Christian Bale Is Not Too Good for the Terminator Franchise, ThankyouverymuchPlus: Paris Hilton continues to be misunderstood.
  2. depositions
    Paris Hilton’s Preference of Late-Night-Talk-Show Hosts Is Now a Matter of Public RecordWe’ve heard more probing questions coming from the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
  3. quote machine
    Paris Hilton Breaks It Off With Her BFFPlus: Ben Affleck walks a mile in a journalist’s shoes.
  4. hints and allegations
    Consensus Begins to Build Around Paris Hilton Being the Chris Brown TexterAfter all, Roger Friedman is quite possibly omniscient.
  5. Uwe Boll Carves Impressive Swath of Disrepute With Nine Razzie NominationsZac Efron is counting his lucky stars this morning.
  6. roll credits
    Week in Review: Other Things We Can’t Blame on Ben SilvermanLooking back on the week that was.
  7. the industry
    Willow and Jaden Smith to Stretch, Play Adorable Siblings OnscreenPlus: Reality-Show Contestants to Meet Paris, Get STDs
  8. last night’s gig
    Justice Brutally Attack Concertgoers … With Music!These guys kicked ass.
  9. apropos of nothing
    Are You One of the 3,219 Americans Who Paid to See ‘The Hottie and the Nottie’ This Weekend? Did you attend ironically or unironically?
  10. apropos of nothing
    Prediction: ‘The Hottie and the Nottie’ Will Receive One Oscar NominationIs Paris Hilton’s movie this year’s Norbit?
  11. quote machine
    From Lee King to the King of the Jews: The Best Quotes of 2007“My mind thinks like that all the time, coming up with crazy clever metaphors and rhymery thingies.”
  12. quote machine
    Amy Poehler and Will Arnett to Have the Best Christmas EverPlus quotes from Luiz Guzman and Snoop Dogg!
  13. apropos of nothing
    Arctic Monkey Strikes Out With Lily AllenAnd just like that, we’re spared a Mark Ronson–produced ska single about an Arctic Monkey’s penis. Bummer.
  14. quote machine
    Jason Alexander Would Be Thrilled to Show You His PrivatesMichael Caine, Jenna Jameson, and more!
  15. quote machine
    Britney Spears, Bad Liar“Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.” —Britney Spears, on her claim that her recent umbrella assault was in preparation for a film role [Britney Spears]
  16. daily intel
    Vulture’s First and Only Post Dedicated to the Paris Hilton SagaPerhaps you heard? Paris is out of jail, and she’s capitalizing on the moment by asserting her saintly desires to do everything short of joining a nunnery. And though she’s not an actress, singer, or possessor of any kind of evident creative talent (despite her camp’s claims to the contrary), you can be excused for having at least a vague interest in the frenetic media goings-on regarding her release.
  17. the take
    AFI 100 List Takes ‘Manhattan.’ And Shoves It.The doddering American Film Institute has finally updated its list of the best 100 films (i.e., best big-studio fiction blockbusters made with white marquee stars and male directors in the good ol’ days of Kabuki pomposity like Ben Hur). For New Yorkers, the Los Angeles–based list is predictably awful, but still worse than the last: Do The Right Thing’s token inclusion at pitiful No. 94 stings worse than its omission in 1997
  18. quote machine
    Bruce Willis Terrorizes Young (Male) Hollywood
  19. quote machine
    Simon Cowell Has a Little Dog Named Seacrest
  20. quote machine
    Kanye West Feels Weight of World on Shoulders
  21. quote machine
    Paris Hilton’s Arrest: A Sihn of the Times
  22. quote machine
    Paris Hilton Gets Political. Also: Naked