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  1. quotables
    Why Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s Go-to Quote About Bitching Out a Yoga Studio Employee?She doesn’t like people thinking she’s a novice.
  2. quotables
    Embrace the Petty With Lindsey Buckingham’s Fleetwood Mac Insult GeneratorGo your own way. Or play around with this gadget.
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    The Most Enlightening Quotes From Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Season 10From Alec Baldwin’s tactless #MeToo joke to Ellen DeGeneres’s reflections on coming out.
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    The Most Jack White Things Happening in This Jack White Profile“My role in my own brain is to not go along with the status quo, ever.”
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    Channel Your Inner Bette Davis With Our Insult GeneratorA handy gadget that will give you the exact right thing to say the next time you end up in a horrible situation.
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    7 Cringiest Things Chainsmokers Told Billboard“Oh, that’s our penises combined … tip to tip.”
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    Up Your Game With the Quinn King Insult GeneratorMarvel at a master’s bon mots.
  8. remembering bowie
    The Tao of Starman: David Bowie in His Own Words, Throughout the Golden YearsDavid Bowie said some crazy things, yes, but he was also quite wise.
  9. quotables
    Amy Poehler Responds to Taylor Swift in Typically Classy Manner [Updated]“I am a feminist and she is a young and talented girl.”
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    Jeremy Irons Not Particularly Interested in Downton, Ford Fiestas “A Ford Fiesta will get you there and give you a good time. But actually an Aston Martin … “
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    Don’t Count On Another David Bowie Tour“He’s fairly adamant he’s never gonna perform live again.”
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    Ke$ha Was Forced to Sing ‘Die Young,’ Says Ke$ha“I did not want to sing those lyrics.”
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    Mick Jagger Sees Himself in One DirectionHarry, specifically.
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    Ben Affleck Kindly Reminds You How Little He Speaks in To the Wonder“It’s a tone poem. If you don’t want to see that, you should not go.”
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    Andre 3000 Likes Razors More Than Big Boi“He said he had to do some Gillette shit. No for real.”
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    Joaquin Phoenix Really Does Not Want an Oscar“I think it’s total, utter bullshit, and I don’t want to be a part of it.”
  17. quotables
    RZA Has Some Conditions for a Wu-Tang ReunionA dictatorship, basically.
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    Uh-oh, Stevie Nicks Has Some Thoughts About the Nicki-Mariah FeudThey involve the word strangled.
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    DMX Does Not Approve of Drake’s Aaliyah Album, in Case You Were CuriousAlso, he said Take Care sounds like a washing machine.
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    KStew Isn’t Worried About the Breaking Dawn Tour“We’re totally fine.”
  21. quotables
    James Cameron Thinks Kate Winslet Should Just Get Over Titanic“Take the wind, girl!”
  22. pop quiz
    Who Said the Crazy Thing: Shia LaBeouf or Tom Hardy?Take our quiz!
  23. quotables
    Julian Fellowes Thinks Americans Are Bad at Costume DramaUh-oh, Shirley.
  24. quotables
    Morrissey Is Not Enjoying the Olympics“WAKE UP WAKE UP.”
  25. quotables
    Drake Is the ‘First Person to Successfully Rap and Sing,’ Says DrakeStill waiting for Lauryn Hill’s Tumblr update.
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    Frank Ocean Speaks About His Tumblr Coming-Out“I wished at 13 there was somebody I looked up to who would have said something like that.”
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    Justin Bieber Prefers Leno to Letterman“Who eats the cheese kind unless you’re old and from Paris?”
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    Watch 90 Seconds of Silliness From Rob Lowe’s Drew Peterson Lifetime Movie“I’m untouchable, bitch.”
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    Scarlett Johansson Is Very Familiar With Woody Allen’s Skin Ailments“I’ve diagnosed all kinds of his skin tags, lesions, ailments.”
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    The 8 Cheesiest Lines From Lifetime’s William & Kate MovieHighlighting great achievements in painful romantic drivel.
  31. quotables
    Jack Nicholson Not Enjoying Being Old Very Much“There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.”
  32. quotables
    ‘What Is a Weekend?’ and the Best Maggie Smith Quotes From Downton AbbeyA compilation of Maggie Smith’s zingers, for your enjoyment and personal use.
  33. true blood
    True Blood’s Lafayette Does Not Want to be Typecast“I’m like, ‘Damn, that’s a little closed-minded.’”
  34. studio woes
    Why Can’t You Just Let Jadakiss Work?He’s trying to finish his album, but Def Jam keeps distracting him with “denim parties.”
  35. it's all the internet's fault
    Don’t Blame the Musicians — Blame the InternetIf it weren’t for the stupid Web, no one would complain about the new Metallica album.