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Why Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s Go-to Quote About Bitching Out a Yoga Studio Employee?
She doesn’t like people thinking she’s a novice.
Embrace the Petty With Lindsey Buckingham’s Fleetwood Mac Insult Generator
Go your own way. Or play around with this gadget.
The Most Enlightening Quotes From
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
From Alec Baldwin’s tactless #MeToo joke to Ellen DeGeneres’s reflections on coming out.
The Most Jack White Things Happening in This Jack White Profile
“My role in my own brain is to not go along with the status quo, ever.”
Channel Your Inner Bette Davis With Our Insult Generator
A handy gadget that will give you the exact right thing to say the next time you end up in a horrible situation.
7 Cringiest Things Chainsmokers Told
“Oh, that’s our penises combined … tip to tip.”
Up Your Game With the Quinn King Insult Generator
Marvel at a master’s bon mots.
The Tao of Starman: David Bowie in His Own Words, Throughout the Golden Years
David Bowie said some crazy things, yes, but he was also quite wise.
Amy Poehler Responds to Taylor Swift in Typically Classy Manner [Updated]
“I am a feminist and she is a young and talented girl.”
Jeremy Irons Not Particularly Interested in
, Ford Fiestas
“A Ford Fiesta will get you there and give you a good time. But actually an Aston Martin … “
Don’t Count On Another David Bowie Tour
“He’s fairly adamant he’s never gonna perform live again.”
Ke$ha Was Forced to Sing ‘Die Young,’ Says Ke$ha
“I did not want to sing those lyrics.”
Mick Jagger Sees Himself in One Direction
Ben Affleck Kindly Reminds You How Little He Speaks in
To the Wonder
“It’s a tone poem. If you don’t want to see that, you should not go.”
Andre 3000 Likes Razors More Than Big Boi
“He said he had to do some Gillette shit. No for real.”
Joaquin Phoenix Really Does Not Want an Oscar
“I think it’s total, utter bullshit, and I don’t want to be a part of it.”
RZA Has Some Conditions for a Wu-Tang Reunion
A dictatorship, basically.
Uh-oh, Stevie Nicks Has Some Thoughts About the Nicki-Mariah Feud
They involve the word
DMX Does Not Approve of Drake’s Aaliyah Album, in Case You Were Curious
Also, he said
sounds like a washing machine.
KStew Isn’t Worried About the
“We’re totally fine.”
James Cameron Thinks Kate Winslet Should Just Get Over
“Take the wind, girl!”
Who Said the Crazy Thing: Shia LaBeouf or Tom Hardy?
Take our quiz!
Julian Fellowes Thinks Americans Are Bad at Costume Drama
Morrissey Is Not Enjoying the Olympics
“WAKE UP WAKE UP.”
Drake Is the ‘First Person to Successfully Rap and Sing,’ Says Drake
Still waiting for Lauryn Hill’s Tumblr update.
Frank Ocean Speaks About His Tumblr Coming-Out
“I wished at 13 there was somebody I looked up to who would have said something like that.”
Justin Bieber Prefers
“Who eats the cheese kind unless you’re old and from Paris?”
Watch 90 Seconds of Silliness From Rob Lowe’s Drew Peterson Lifetime Movie
“I’m untouchable, bitch.”
Scarlett Johansson Is Very Familiar With Woody Allen’s Skin Ailments
“I’ve diagnosed all kinds of his skin tags, lesions, ailments.”
The 8 Cheesiest Lines From Lifetime’s
William & Kate
Highlighting great achievements in painful romantic drivel.
Jack Nicholson Not Enjoying Being Old Very Much
“There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.”
‘What Is a Weekend?’ and the Best Maggie Smith Quotes From
A compilation of Maggie Smith’s zingers, for your enjoyment and personal use.
’s Lafayette Does Not Want to be Typecast
“I’m like, ‘Damn, that’s a little closed-minded.’”
Why Can’t You Just Let Jadakiss Work?
He’s trying to finish his album, but Def Jam keeps distracting him with “denim parties.”
it's all the internet's fault
Don’t Blame the Musicians — Blame the Internet
If it weren’t for the stupid Web, no one would complain about the new Metallica album.