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R. Kelly Trial

  1. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly Acquitted on All ChargesA Chicago jury has found R. Kelly not guilty on fourteen counts of child pornography.
  2. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly Trial Rocked by Hamburger DramaA sequestered juror had a hamburger-related outburst in a restaurant last night.
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    R. Kelly Baselessly Accused of Dance-Move TheftCome on, man — R. Kelly has a lot on his mind today!
  4. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly Trial Scandalized by Sex-Tape Mix-upIt was revealed that a DVD of the infamous sex tape given to Kelly’s lawyers by the prosecution two weeks ago was not an exact copy.
  5. apropos of nothing
    His Defense Rests, But R. Kelly Never DoesTo commemorate the near-end of his child-pornography trial, Kelly released a new single. We can’t believe it either.
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    Things Suddenly Not Looking Quite So Terrible for R. KellyGiven that the prosecution’s had six years to build their case, couldn’t they have found a better star witness?
  7. apropos of nothing
    More Colorful Characters Descend on R. Kelly TrialTwo mysterious men from Kansas City are expected to give an explosive press conference tomorrow that will purportedly be “big news” and “reveal all.”
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    The Prosecution Rests in R. Kelly Trial — But Where Is Jim DeRogatis?Chicago ‘Sun-Times’ music critic Jim DeRogatis — who passed Kelly’s alleged sex tape to police in 2002 — is a no-show in court today, despite an order from the judge to arrive at 10 a.m.
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    Boring Witness Shoots Holes in R. Kelly’s CGI DefenseYesterday, jurors were subjected to the testimony of forensic-video analyst Grant Fredericks when they probably really just wanted to hear about threesomes.
  10. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly’s Mystery Witness Identified!You won’t believe who it is!
  11. apropos of nothing
    Who Is R. Kelly’s Surprise Witness?The trial of the century was adjourned early yesterday — because of a surprise witness! Who is it? We speculate!
  12. apropos of nothing
    R. Kelly Chooses This Opportune Moment to Promote New AlbumFireworks are expected in the courtroom at R. Kelly’s child-pornography trial today … Hey, have you heard the new R. Kelly single?
  13. apropos of nothing
    Things Suddenly Not Looking So Great for R. KellyA witness is set to testify that R. Kelly paid her off to return a sex tape.
  14. the early-evening news
    Michael Moore Schedules Next Documentary for Beginning of Bush’s Third TermPlus: Another hater picked for R. Kelly’s jury, and the L.A. ‘Times’ hates on ‘Bright Shiny Morning.’
  15. apropos of nothing
    Lawyers Begin the Impossible Task of Determining Who R. Kelly’s Peers Are“Oh, I’ve heard he’s the Pied Piper. He’s a musical genius,” said one potential juror.