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  1. rants
    Tom Cruise Yells at Film Crew for Breaking COVID-19 Protocols“We are creating thousands of jobs, you motherfuckers.”
  2. rants
    Let Me Screenshot Your Quibi Show, CowardsYou can’t control the way that people talk about TV shows online. So why is Quibi trying anyway?
  3. chris harrison would never
    What’s the Bare Minimum of Reality-TV Hosting?Because Nick and Vanessa Lachey don’t clear that bar in Love Is Blind.
  4. rants
    How Dare Logan Roy Wear Such an Awful Cardigan?The shawl cardigan is from the devil and no one should wear it under any circumstances.
  5. rants
    No, Game of Thrones Didn’t Do a Bottle EpisodeThis is important.
  6. all in the family
    It’s Pretty Creepy to Root for Game of Thrones Incest, Right?Targaryen or not, Jon didn’t grow up hoping and praying that he might someday sleep with his aunt.
  7. justice for miss wolfe
    Why Isn’t Rosie Perez’s Character in Charge on Rise?Miss Wolfe had an idea for Grease!
  8. close reads
    The Empty Violence of The Walking DeadViolence is the point — everything else is an intellectual fig leaf.
  9. It is Now My Turn to Yell About the Bad Thing That Happened, by Brad Austin First of all, yikes. The bad thing that happened was very, very bad. That’s a no-brainer. Was there a silver lining to it even? I don’t see […]
  10. last night on late night
    Colbert Goes Hard on Free Ticketmaster TicketsAbsurd Phillip Moskowitz is your favorite band, but still, it’s the principle of the thing.
  11. Boxing Rants Are My New Favorite Genre of ComedyThe sport of boxing has been in the news a lot lately because of the upcoming Mayweather/(conspicuously correct Hispanic pronunciation) […]
  12. rants
    What Happened? Why Is Every Character on Parenthood the Worst Now?Except for baby Aida and the dog. They’re okay.
  13. rants
    Kanye Responds to Wheelchair IncidentAnother epic Yeezus rant for the books.
  14. rants
    Dan Harmon Rants About Season 4 on Community Subreddit He references Jeffrey Dahmer a lot.
  15. the industry
    Does Joaquin Phoenix’s Anti-Oscar Oration Actually Help His Chances?Maybe. Fellow actors pretty much agree with him.
  16. Let’s Pick Apart This God-Awful Article About How Pretty Women Can’t Be […]Oh, Jesus. If you’d prefer to avoid getting angry at your computer screen, do not read Ashley Fetters’ new piece for The Atlantic, Why Do So […]
  17. rants
    There Is a New, Crazy Mel Gibson Tape to Listen ToIf that’s your kind of thing.
  18. DGA President’s Pro-SOPA, Anti-Google Rant Last Night“We remain undeterred by last week’s events.”
  19. The Arrested Development Movie Is a Lousy Idea and It’s Your FaultRon Howard has casually tossed some fuel on the Arrested Development movie fire by talking about how Mitch Hurwitz is totally going to make it […]
  20. rants
    Patton Oswalt: How the Internet Has Ruined Geek Culture“Why create anything new when there’s a mountain of freshly excavated pop culture to recut, repurpose, and manipulate on your iMovie?”
  21. Why Are Comedies Still Using Gay Jokes?I noted back when I first posted the trailer to Ron Howard’s upcoming Vince Vaughn/Kevin James vehicle The Dilemma that it opened with a pretty […]
  22. Apple’s $.99 TV Show Rentals Miss the MarkThere’s a new way to watch TV shows without cable: through Apple’s new Apple TV. At $.99 per episode, Apple is claiming that it’s the future of […]
  23. Who Are You People Who Are Interested in Ghostbusters 3?Why is there still interest in a new Ghostbusters movie? A new rumor has Ivan Reitman directing a new movie that features baby Oscar, who was […]
  24. rants
    Kevin Smith Is Apparently Angry About Something AgainHe wants critics to pay.
  25. rants
    Is This the Best All-Caps Kanye Rant Ever?Seriously, read this thing.
  26. divas
    Billy Corgan Will Have None of Your H1N1 Brain Control JuiceDoesn’t he have some pumpkins to smash?
  27. rants
    Southland’s Michael Cudlitz Will Never Work for NBC AgainSouthland star goes OFF on NBC: “When you have a network that nobody’s watching, it doesn’t benefit you to only advertise on your network.”
  28. rants
    Our Top Five Gripes About True BloodWe love the show, don’t get us wrong, but there are some things that irk us on a near weekly basis.
  29. rants
    Why Do We Find It So Hard to Like Lady Gaga?She’s just so ‘00s, you know?
  30. rants
    Is Crash the First of Many Search-Engine-Optimized Movies?Probably!
  31. rants
    Is Nicolas Cage America’s Sweetheart?It sure as heck ain’t Julia Roberts!
  32. ranters and ravers
    ‘Rant’ and Raves for Chuck Palahniuk
  33. you saw it here first
    Exclusive: Our First Look at Chuck Palahniuk’s Latest Novel