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  1. this barbie can’t stop crying
    Release the Barbie Fart-Opera CutRemember what they took from us …
    By Bella Arnold
  2. rants
    Tom Cruise Yells at Film Crew for Breaking COVID-19 Protocols“We are creating thousands of jobs, you motherfuckers.”
    By Charu Sinha
  3. rants
    Let Me Screenshot Your Quibi Show, CowardsYou can’t control the way that people talk about TV shows online. So why is Quibi trying anyway?
    By Kathryn VanArendonk
  4. chris harrison would never
    What’s the Bare Minimum of Reality-TV Hosting?Because Nick and Vanessa Lachey don’t clear that bar in Love Is Blind.
    By Kathryn VanArendonk
  5. rants
    How Dare Logan Roy Wear Such an Awful Cardigan?The shawl cardigan is from the devil and no one should wear it under any circumstances.
    By Rosa Lyster
  6. rants
    No, Game of Thrones Didn’t Do a Bottle EpisodeThis is important.
    By Kathryn VanArendonk
  7. all in the family
    It’s Pretty Creepy to Root for Game of Thrones Incest, Right?Targaryen or not, Jon didn’t grow up hoping and praying that he might someday sleep with his aunt.
    By Hillary Kelly
  8. justice for miss wolfe
    Why Isn’t Rosie Perez’s Character in Charge on Rise?Miss Wolfe had an idea for Grease!
    By Jackson McHenry
  9. close reads
    The Empty Violence of The Walking DeadViolence is the point — everything else is an intellectual fig leaf.
    By Matt Zoller Seitz
  10. It is Now My Turn to Yell About the Bad Thing That Happened, by Brad Austin First of all, yikes. The bad thing that happened was very, very bad. That’s a no-brainer. Was there a silver lining to it even? I don’t see […]
    By Brian Boone
  11. last night on late night
    Colbert Goes Hard on Free Ticketmaster TicketsAbsurd Phillip Moskowitz is your favorite band, but still, it’s the principle of the thing.
    By Halle Kiefer
  12. Boxing Rants Are My New Favorite Genre of ComedyThe sport of boxing has been in the news a lot lately because of the upcoming Mayweather/(conspicuously correct Hispanic pronunciation) […]
    By Eddie Brawley
  13. rants
    What Happened? Why Is Every Character on Parenthood the Worst Now?Except for baby Aida and the dog. They’re okay.
    By Margaret Lyons
  14. rants
    Kanye Responds to Wheelchair IncidentAnother epic Yeezus rant for the books.
    By Anna Silman
  15. rants
    Dan Harmon Rants About Season 4 on Community Subreddit He references Jeffrey Dahmer a lot.
    By Jesse David Fox
  16. the industry
    Does Joaquin Phoenix’s Anti-Oscar Oration Actually Help His Chances?Maybe. Fellow actors pretty much agree with him.
    By Claude Brodesser-Akner
  17. Let’s Pick Apart This God-Awful Article About How Pretty Women Can’t Be […]Oh, Jesus. If you’d prefer to avoid getting angry at your computer screen, do not read Ashley Fetters’ new piece for The Atlantic, Why Do So […]
    By Adam Frucci
  18. rants
    There Is a New, Crazy Mel Gibson Tape to Listen ToIf that’s your kind of thing.
    By Kyle Buchanan
  19. DGA President’s Pro-SOPA, Anti-Google Rant Last Night“We remain undeterred by last week’s events.”
    By Andre Tartar
  20. The Arrested Development Movie Is a Lousy Idea and It’s Your FaultRon Howard has casually tossed some fuel on the Arrested Development movie fire by talking about how Mitch Hurwitz is totally going to make it […]
    By Adam Frucci
  21. rants
    Patton Oswalt: How the Internet Has Ruined Geek Culture“Why create anything new when there’s a mountain of freshly excavated pop culture to recut, repurpose, and manipulate on your iMovie?”
    By Kyle Buchanan
  22. Why Are Comedies Still Using Gay Jokes?I noted back when I first posted the trailer to Ron Howard’s upcoming Vince Vaughn/Kevin James vehicle The Dilemma that it opened with a pretty […]
    By Adam Frucci
  23. Apple’s $.99 TV Show Rentals Miss the MarkThere’s a new way to watch TV shows without cable: through Apple’s new Apple TV. At $.99 per episode, Apple is claiming that it’s the future of […]
    By Adam Frucci
  24. Who Are You People Who Are Interested in Ghostbusters 3?Why is there still interest in a new Ghostbusters movie? A new rumor has Ivan Reitman directing a new movie that features baby Oscar, who was […]
    By Adam Frucci
  25. rants
    Kevin Smith Is Apparently Angry About Something AgainHe wants critics to pay.
    By Lindsay Robertson
  26. rants
    Is This the Best All-Caps Kanye Rant Ever?Seriously, read this thing.
    By Amos Barshad
  27. divas
    Billy Corgan Will Have None of Your H1N1 Brain Control JuiceDoesn’t he have some pumpkins to smash?
    By Adam K. Raymond
  28. rants
    Southland’s Michael Cudlitz Will Never Work for NBC AgainSouthland star goes OFF on NBC: “When you have a network that nobody’s watching, it doesn’t benefit you to only advertise on your network.”
    By Lindsay Robertson
  29. rants
    Our Top Five Gripes About True BloodWe love the show, don’t get us wrong, but there are some things that irk us on a near weekly basis.
    By Emma Rosenblum, Mark Graham, and Mary Kaye Schilling
  30. rants
    Why Do We Find It So Hard to Like Lady Gaga?She’s just so ‘00s, you know?
    By Matthew Perpetua
  31. rants
    Is Crash the First of Many Search-Engine-Optimized Movies?Probably!
    By Logan Hill
  32. rants
    Is Nicolas Cage America’s Sweetheart?It sure as heck ain’t Julia Roberts!
    By Mark Graham
  33. ranters and ravers
    ‘Rant’ and Raves for Chuck Palahniuk
  34. you saw it here first
    Exclusive: Our First Look at Chuck Palahniuk’s Latest Novel