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I’m Tired of Being Cast as Young Russell Crowe, by Sam Pasternack
It’s been happening since I was born, when a panicked casting director busted into the maternity ward. She was looking for a newly born baby […]
Before We Rob This House, Let’s Play Some Skeeball, by Sam Pasternack
Nice work with the alarm system, Jimmy. Let’s start upstairs. These rich guys always keep their valuables close to where they sleep. There, I […]
The Siren’s Song Of Pie, by Sam PasternackHey there, big boy. You look hungry.
Don’t be troubled by my appearance. I know I may look like the white smoke that rises when […]