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Ted Cruz

  1. midterms
    Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Reports Live From the Beto-Cruz Midterms Race“You can’t ignore me, Ted! I’m not overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming!”
  2. last night on late night
    Colbert Imagines What JFK Conspiracy Trump Can Spread About ‘Beautiful’ Ted CruzNothing can top Trump suggesting Cruz’s dad helped plan a presidential assassin, but it’s worth a shot.
  3. last night on late night
    SNL Managed to Find the Most Depressing Place in America: A Ted Cruz RallyTexas has a fever. And the only prescription is more Beto O’Rourke.
  4. politics v hollywood
    Ted Cruz Thinks James Gunn Should Be Prosecuted for His ‘Child Rape’ Tweets“Wow.”
  5. Ted Cruz Wins One-on-One Basketball Game Against Jimmy KimmelMay that all celebrity Twitter feuds be settled in a basketball game we all get to watch.
  6. last night on late night
    Jimmy Kimmel Trash-Talks Ted Cruz Ahead of One-on-One Basketball ShowdownThe pair face off Saturday in the Blobfish Basketball Classic.
  7. Jimmy Kimmel Accepts Ted Cruz’s One-on-One Basketball Challenge“Maybe we should do this the Monday before the midterms. It would be fun to see him lose twice in one week, right?”
  8. bad ideas
    Ted Cruz Really Did Not Nail This Simpsons Analogy About Gun ControlIf only the senator from Texas had thought this one through a little bit more.
  9. extremely unnecessary beefs
    Mark Hamill Gets Into It With Ted Cruz Over Net NeutralityThe Twitter beef you didn’t know you wanted, and still don’t.
  10. last night on late night
    The Best Late-Night Jokes About Ted Cruz Watching Twitter Porn“‘Ew, gross,’ said the porn stars after hearing that Ted Cruz watched them.”
  11. Samantha Bee and Al Franken Trade Ted Cruz Insults on ‘Full Frontal’Here’s a clip from last night’s Full Frontal, where Samantha Bee sits down for a brief chat with Al Franken to promote his new book Giant of […]
  12. the answer to the ultimate question
    Ted Cruz Used Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to question Neil GorsuchAfter you finish 1984 and Handmaid’s Tale, Ted Cruz has a recommendation for you.
  13. 2020 election
    Charlie Sheen Wants a Sheen/Cruz 2020 TicketMake America Winning.
  14. last night on late night
    Seth Meyers Took a Closer Look at Trump’s SpeechAnd also made a great Ted Cruz joke.
  15. huh? in cleveland
    You Did Good, Ted CruzIf anyone has ever said those five words before, it wasn’t me. But here we are.
  16. last night on late night
    Coach Stephen Colbert Gives Ted Cruz a Pep TalkThere’s no crying in sportball.
  17. last night on late night
    Samantha Bee Readies New York for the PrimaryOnly in New York! And also everywhere else.
  18. last night on late night
    Here’s Jimmy Fallon on the Phone With Ted CruzAs the Donald.
  19. Ted Cruz Makes His ‘Tonight Show’ Debut on ThursdayRepublican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (or as Donald Trump calls him, “Lyin’ Ted”) is heading to The Tonight Show this week. Deadline reports […]
  20. Ted Cruz Will Appear on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ This WednesdayRepublican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz is heading to Jimmy Kimmel Live this week. According to Deadline, Cruz has signed on to visit Kimmel’s […]
  21. last night on late night
    Lindsey Graham Laughs In Horror on Daily Show“My party’s completely screwed-up.”
  22. Ted Cruz Quoted The American PresidentWhat is fiction?
  23. super drumpfday
    ‘Donald Drumpf’ Tops Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz in Google SearchesFor every 100 Trump searches earlier today, there were 25.8 Drumpfs.
  24. last night on late night
    Watch Colbert’s Commentary on Trump and Cruz“Texas senator and half-melted G.I. Joe Ted Cruz.”
  25. Jessica Williams Critiques Ted Cruz’s Latest Campaign Ad on ‘The Daily […]Here’s a clip from last night’s Daily Show, where Trevor Noah welcomes correspondent Jessica Williams in a segment called “Advertisement […]
  26. Here’s the Awful Parody Ad Ted Cruz Ran in Iowa During ‘SNL’Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz already gave comedy a great gift by releasing hours of raw, cringeworthy campaign ad footage (that The Daily Show […]
  27. saturday night live
    Watch Will Ferrell Bring George W. Back to SNLFor one glorious cold open.
  28. everything is a remix
    The Daily Show Remixes Awkward Ted Cruz FootageIn “Cruz Your Own Adventure.”
  29. ‘Full Frontal’ and ‘The Daily Show’ Are Having Lots of Fun with Those Ted […]In case you missed it, earlier this week it was discovered that Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz uploaded over a dozen hours of raw […]
  30. last night on late night
    Seth Meyers Explains the Syrian Refugee DebateConsider it a dress rehearsal for next Thursday.
  31. equal time
    Trump Rivals Can Get 12 Minutes of NBC AirtimeThanks to FCC rules.
  32. star trek politics
    Was Captain Kirk a Republican? Shatner Says NopeTed Cruz prefers Kirk to Picard. Uh-oh.
  33. 2016
    How Seth Meyers Is Positioning Himself As Late Night’s Political KingmakerWith Letterman gone and Stewart soon to follow, the genre’s two highest-profile political voices are going silent. Enter Meyers.