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Ted Cruz

  1. last night on late night
    Seth Meyers Has Some Notes on Ted Cruz’s Stand-Up“I have a question: what is politics now?”
    By Bethy Squires
  2. last night on late night
    John Oliver Dissects the ‘Amazing’ Ted Cruz Cancún Saga“Because the first rule of fatherhood is throw your daughters under the bus at the first opportunity.”
    By Devon Ivie
  3. snl
    Aidy Bryant’s Ted Cruz Has Vacation Braids, No Shame in SNL Cold Open“I’m pretty bad at human stuff.”
    By Charu Sinha
  4. extremely online
    Ted Cruz Can Run to Cancún, But He Can’t Hide From These MemesThese Ted Cruz memes are keeping us warm today (because Ted won’t).
    By Charlotte Walsh
  5. celebrity memoirs
    Ted Cruz Nemesis to Publish MemoirSeth Rogen’s first book will be out May 11.
    By Rebecca Alter
  6. feuds
    Seth Rogen Logged On to Do Pottery and Hold Ted Cruz AccountableAnd he’s all out of clay.
    By Rebecca Alter
  7. midterms
    Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Reports Live From the Beto-Cruz Midterms Race“You can’t ignore me, Ted! I’m not overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming!”
    By Megh Wright
  8. last night on late night
    Colbert Imagines What JFK Conspiracy Trump Can Spread About ‘Beautiful’ Ted CruzNothing can top Trump suggesting Cruz’s dad helped plan a presidential assassin, but it’s worth a shot.
    By Halle Kiefer
  9. last night on late night
    SNL Managed to Find the Most Depressing Place in America: A Ted Cruz RallyTexas has a fever. And the only prescription is more Beto O’Rourke.
    By Devon Ivie
  10. politics v hollywood
    Ted Cruz Thinks James Gunn Should Be Prosecuted for His ‘Child Rape’ Tweets“Wow.”
    By Devon Ivie
  11. Ted Cruz Wins One-on-One Basketball Game Against Jimmy KimmelMay that all celebrity Twitter feuds be settled in a basketball game we all get to watch.
    By Halle Kiefer
  12. last night on late night
    Jimmy Kimmel Trash-Talks Ted Cruz Ahead of One-on-One Basketball ShowdownThe pair face off Saturday in the Blobfish Basketball Classic.
    By Halle Kiefer
  13. Jimmy Kimmel Accepts Ted Cruz’s One-on-One Basketball Challenge“Maybe we should do this the Monday before the midterms. It would be fun to see him lose twice in one week, right?”
    By Megh Wright
  14. bad ideas
    Ted Cruz Really Did Not Nail This Simpsons Analogy About Gun ControlIf only the senator from Texas had thought this one through a little bit more.
    By Jordan Crucchiola
  15. extremely unnecessary beefs
    Mark Hamill Gets Into It With Ted Cruz Over Net NeutralityThe Twitter beef you didn’t know you wanted, and still don’t.
    By Halle Kiefer
  16. last night on late night
    The Best Late-Night Jokes About Ted Cruz Watching Twitter Porn“‘Ew, gross,’ said the porn stars after hearing that Ted Cruz watched them.”
    By Hunter Harris
  17. Samantha Bee and Al Franken Trade Ted Cruz Insults on ‘Full Frontal’Here’s a clip from last night’s Full Frontal, where Samantha Bee sits down for a brief chat with Al Franken to promote his new book Giant of […]
    By Megh Wright
  18. the answer to the ultimate question
    Ted Cruz Used Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to question Neil GorsuchAfter you finish 1984 and Handmaid’s Tale, Ted Cruz has a recommendation for you.
    By Tolly Wright
  19. 2020 election
    Charlie Sheen Wants a Sheen/Cruz 2020 TicketMake America Winning.
    By Tolly Wright
  20. last night on late night
    Seth Meyers Took a Closer Look at Trump’s SpeechAnd also made a great Ted Cruz joke.
    By Nate Jones
  21. huh? in cleveland
    You Did Good, Ted CruzIf anyone has ever said those five words before, it wasn’t me. But here we are.
    By Liz Meriwether
  22. last night on late night
    Coach Stephen Colbert Gives Ted Cruz a Pep TalkThere’s no crying in sportball.
    By Halle Kiefer
  23. last night on late night
    Samantha Bee Readies New York for the PrimaryOnly in New York! And also everywhere else.
    By Halle Kiefer
  24. last night on late night
    Here’s Jimmy Fallon on the Phone With Ted CruzAs the Donald.
    By Sean Fitz-Gerald
  25. Ted Cruz Makes His ‘Tonight Show’ Debut on ThursdayRepublican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (or as Donald Trump calls him, “Lyin’ Ted”) is heading to The Tonight Show this week. Deadline reports […]
    By Megh Wright
  26. Ted Cruz Will Appear on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ This WednesdayRepublican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz is heading to Jimmy Kimmel Live this week. According to Deadline, Cruz has signed on to visit Kimmel’s […]
    By Megh Wright
  27. last night on late night
    Lindsey Graham Laughs In Horror on Daily Show“My party’s completely screwed-up.”
    By Halle Kiefer
  28. Ted Cruz Quoted The American PresidentWhat is fiction?
    By E. Alex Jung
  29. super drumpfday
    ‘Donald Drumpf’ Tops Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz in Google SearchesFor every 100 Trump searches earlier today, there were 25.8 Drumpfs.
    By Sean Fitz-Gerald
  30. last night on late night
    Watch Colbert’s Commentary on Trump and Cruz“Texas senator and half-melted G.I. Joe Ted Cruz.”
    By E. Alex Jung
  31. Jessica Williams Critiques Ted Cruz’s Latest Campaign Ad on ‘The Daily […]Here’s a clip from last night’s Daily Show, where Trevor Noah welcomes correspondent Jessica Williams in a segment called “Advertisement […]
    By Megh Wright
  32. Here’s the Awful Parody Ad Ted Cruz Ran in Iowa During ‘SNL’Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz already gave comedy a great gift by releasing hours of raw, cringeworthy campaign ad footage (that The Daily Show […]
    By Megh Wright
  33. saturday night live
    Watch Will Ferrell Bring George W. Back to SNLFor one glorious cold open.
    By Jackson McHenry
  34. everything is a remix
    The Daily Show Remixes Awkward Ted Cruz FootageIn “Cruz Your Own Adventure.”
    By Halle Kiefer
  35. ‘Full Frontal’ and ‘The Daily Show’ Are Having Lots of Fun with Those Ted […]In case you missed it, earlier this week it was discovered that Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz uploaded over a dozen hours of raw […]
    By Megh Wright
  36. last night on late night
    Seth Meyers Explains the Syrian Refugee DebateConsider it a dress rehearsal for next Thursday.
    By Nate Jones
  37. equal time
    Trump Rivals Can Get 12 Minutes of NBC AirtimeThanks to FCC rules.
    By Nate Jones
  38. star trek politics
    Was Captain Kirk a Republican? Shatner Says NopeTed Cruz prefers Kirk to Picard. Uh-oh.
    By Greg Cwik
  39. 2016
    How Seth Meyers Is Positioning Himself As Late Night’s Political KingmakerWith Letterman gone and Stewart soon to follow, the genre’s two highest-profile political voices are going silent. Enter Meyers.
    By Bruce Fretts