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The Celebrity Apprentice

  1. the stormy daniels interview
    Stormy Daniels Alleges Trump Tried to Entice Her With Celebrity Apprentice Gig“That’s why I want you. You’re gonna shock a lot of people,” Daniels says Trump told her about her potential involvement with his NBC show.
  2. Tom Green Looks Back on His Time as a ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ on ‘This Is […]Here’s a clip from week’s episode of This Is Not Happening, titled “Famous,” where Tom Green looks back on his time as a contestant alongside […]
  3. Clay Aiken: Trump Didn’t Actually Decide Who Got Fired From Celebrity Apprentice“It was very much, ‘I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV.’”
  4. you're fired?
    Trump Claims Schwarzenegger Fired From Apprentice; Schwarzenegger RespondsSchwarzenegger says Trump needs “a new joke writer and a fact checker.”
  5. ratings
    The Celebrity Apprentice Ratings Haven’t Been Great for a Long, Long TimeThe fact is The Apprentice — with or without Trump — hasn’t been a ratings hit for many, many years.
  6. Tom Arnold Says He Has Trump’s Apprentice Tapes“He says every bad thing ever, every offensive, racist thing ever.”
  7. you're fired
    Schwarzenegger’s Apprentice Sign-Off Is a SecretNBC filmed nine different lines, but there’s only one real contender.
  8. everybody is fired
    Donald Trump Wanted O.J. Simpson on Apprentice“NBC went totally crazy.”
  9. the celebrity apprentice
    See a Sneak Peek of Celebrity ApprenticeYup, just as stupid as you’d imagined.
  10. overnights
    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling’s Epic Take on the FinaleTrump capriciously chooses between Marlee Matlin and John Rich, and Tom has a lot to get off his chest.
  11. overnights
    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Final TwoIt’s hard to get worked up about a final task that involves Dee Snider.
  12. overnights
    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Wonders If Meat Loaf Is Emotional or UnbalancedHis constant weeping is touching in a way, but then tips over into insanity, especially when he recites an ode to Trump.
  13. overnights
    The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on Bin Laden’s Death Trumping the NeNe/Star Nonsense“The gulf between Donald Trump’s faux-populist bullying and the iron will it takes to actually run the country has never seemed so massive.”
  14. overnights
    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Worst Task EverTeams are forced to shill for Trump himself for two hours, and none do it well.
  15. overnights
    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Gary Busey Debacle“I know that Busey suffered drastic head trauma after his horrible motorcycle accident and he’s not all there, but he is also a dick.”
  16. overnights
    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling on the Unraveling of La ToyaShe responds to budget constrictions by basically saying, “Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!”
  17. overnights
    The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Marvels at the Meat Loaf MeltdownWhen Phil Rizzuto said “we got a real pressure cooker going here” in “Paradise by the Dashboard Light,” he was talking about the empty overheating cauldron socked squarely between Meat Loaf’s ears.
  18. overnights
    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Warms Up to NeNe, the Warwick SlayerOnly one woman is brave enough to stand up to the evil way-to–San Jose–knower.
  19. overnights
    Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Says Dionne Warwick Is Not What Friends Are ForYou were not drafted to be on this show, Dionne. The Dell Dude would’ve filled your seat with an enthusiasm that would’ve made our hearts sing!
  20. overnights
    The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: As Players Put On a Kids Show, Tom Scharpling Fears for the ChildrenUnless I have fallen asleep and this is some sort of dream I’m trapped in, things have gone waaaay off course at some point.
  21. overnights
    The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Tom Scharpling Shoots Fish in a BarrelMentally ill fish. In a big glass barrel designed expressly for mentally ill fish. With a gun filled with mentally-ill-fish-killing bullets.
  22. casting couch
    New Cast of Celebrity Apprentice Pretty WackadooLa Toya Jackson, Star Jones, Gary Busey, and Richard Hatch are just some of the contenders.
  23. clickables
    Play Charades With Donald Trump, Nene, and Lil Jon“Can I use a landline?”
  24. trump
    Some Names Revealed for Next Celebrity ApprenticeOne of them is related to Michael Jackson.
  25. tv
    See a Montage of Celebrity Apprentice Contestants Saying ‘Thrown Under the Bus’Everyone lives under a bus.
  26. the celebrity apprentice
    The Celebrity Apprentice Finale: Bret Michaels PrevailsIn spite of (because of?) his health problems, the former Poison front man and ‘Rock of Love’ lothario becomes the next ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’
  27. bret michaels
    Bret Michaels Back in the HospitalGet better soon, Bret.
  28. the celebrity apprentice
    The Donald’s Latest Target: Potty HumorDon’t turn his boardroom into a locker room!
  29. good news
    Bret Michaels May Be Back for Celebrity Apprentice FinaleNo way Trump fires him after that.
  30. you're fired
    Predicting the Rest of the Celebrity Apprentice Firings, Based Purely on Trump PsychologyYou don’t even have to watch the show, you just have to know how the Donald’s mind works.
  31. the celebrity apprentice
    The Celebrity Apprentice: Blago Is Innocent!The former governor of Illinois proclaims his innocence, becomes a waiter, and dons a chef’s hat.
  32. fugging it up
    The Fug Girls’ Top Ten Reality-Show JudgesSimon, Gail, Janice, and TV’s other most judgmental people…in the best possible way.
  33. trump cards
    A New Batch of Celebrity Apprentice Contestants Set to Cower in Fear of Donald TrumpYou remember Rod Blagojevich, don’t you?
  34. chat room
    Comic Andrew Dice Clay on His Own Crude AppealThe Diceman also tells us the last joke that got him thrown out of a building.