The Complete Guide to Everything: Home Alone 2This week we’re talking Home Alone 2, and nothing but Home Alone 2. Except of course for the first like 20 minutes or so where Tim recounts a […]
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The Complete Guide to Everything: DronesThis week we drone on about drones (HAHA just kidding, that’s just a joke… a preview of some of the hilarity you’ll hear in this episode), […]
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The Complete Guide to Everything: Open LettersThis week Tim discusses having to find a new chiropractor who isn’t a racist, and his extensive collection of swords and letter openers. The […]
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The Complete Guide To Everything: ThanksgivingIt’s the time of year for Tim and Tom’s favorite holiday, Thanksgiving. Apparently we haven’t done an episode about this yet (we checked […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: Jury DutyThis week we hear the epic tale of Tom’s recent time spent at the local courthouse. No, he wasn’t once again accused of a crime he didn’t […]
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The Complete Guide to Everything: Home InvasionThis week’s episode starts off with the exciting announcement that Tom has used a whole container of milk for the first time in his adult life. […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: Modern ArtThis week we’re talking about something neither of us is qualified to talk about in anyway whatsoever: Modern Art! But before the conversation […]
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The Complete Guide to Everything: Claire DanesThis week, we have a bit of a miscommunication in the scheduling department, and an interview with a popular Hollywood starlet that Tim thinks […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: VeterinariansThis week, Tom takes the helm and is given free reign to talk about anything he wants. Naturally, he turns the conversation to dog-related […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: MagiciansThis week we talk about how Tom’s not going to the VMAs while Tim proposes a number of Robin Thicke / Alan Thicke Mash-ups. There’s also […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: TrainsTim finally crosses off an item on the ol’ Mundane Bucket List by finally staying in a sleeper car on a train. This week we’re talking about […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: Being LazyThis week, on account of the obscenely high temperatures in New York, we discuss the best ways to be lazy. Ya know, to conserve energy and […]
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The Complete Guide to Everything: Amazing Facts!This week, Tim and Tom vie for the coveted title of Factmaster General of TCGTE in an epic showdown of incredible proportions. We try to outdo […]
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The Complete Guide to Everything: The BeachThis week we’re talking about one of everyone’s favorite summer destinations: the beach! Well, more specifically we’re talking about Tim’s trip […]
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The Complete Guide to Everything: Board GamesThis week, Tim and Tom tackle the riveting topic of board games, which contrary to popular belief are not games you play when you’re bored, but […]
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The Complete Guide to Everything: Dog FosteringThis week a discussion of the elaborate post-production process that each episode goes through and Tim gets taken to the cleaners at the local […]
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The Complete Guide to Everything: Superman It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s two guys sitting around talking into microphones about Superman for a little while!
This week, Tim and Tom […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: BikingThis week Tim discovers a fun new activity for Saturday nights if you’re tired of going to the dog park week after week. Also the guys discuss […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: WrestlingThis week’s episode begins with the disappointment that Tim and Tom were unable to attend this year’s Wrestlemania and the full intention of […]
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The Complete Guide To Everything: EasterThis week, despite our stated policy of not discussing anything even vaguely religious, we talk about Easter, which apparently is a very […]
The Complete Guide To Everything: Martial ArtsThis week we talk about Martial Arts, because we’ve both been endlessly fascinated by people punching and kicking each other. First, we recap […]
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The Complete Guide To Everything: MeteorsThis week we talk about the latest terrifying meteor and asteroid events that made us all think that we might possibly die suddenly and without […]
The Complete Guide to Everything: McDonaldsThis week Tom receives more mail from the local cemetery and has a run-in with a conspiracy theorist on the subway, leading to a frank […]
The Complete Guide To Everything: The FluEveryone’s getting the flu. Don’t leave your home. If you must go out into the world, don’t shake any hands or talk to anyone who isn’t wearing […]
