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    Wes Anderson Wary of Working With Actors Not Named Bill MurrayPlus: Surprise! They’re making a sequel to Transformers!
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    The Rolling Stones Extract Record-Breaking Amount of Money From FansAlso, news about Radiohead and the Justice League movie!
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    Sally Field to Reenact Worst-Ever Night at TheaterPlus: News about YouTube and Paul McCartney!
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    Anna Faris SucksNews about Dr. Dre and the Sex and the City movie!
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    Jerry Bruckheimer Back to What He Does Best: Blowing Shit UpPlus news on Jeffrey Katzenberg, Bob Dylan, and the coming zombie apocalypse.
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    Chuck Norris Sent to Iraq — Mission Accomplished!News about Lauren Graham, the Sex Pistols, and Phil Spector!
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    Barry Manilow and Elisabeth Hasselbeck Don’t Fall in LovePlus: News about Michael Bay and Will Ferrell!
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    Carrie Bradshaw and the Temple of Box-Office DoomFinally, some news about Britney Spears!
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    Williamsburg Hipster Horror Movie Gets Picked Up … by Mark Cuban?Plus, news on Ben Affleck, Ramona Quimby, and Johnny Drama.
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    Viggo Mortensen to Star in Movie Version of Depressing BookBilly Joel, Harry Potter, and more!
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, Your National TreasuresPlus Don Cheadle, The Simpsons, and Tron!
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    Sean Penn and Matt Damon to Milk ItColdplay, Vanessa Hudgens, and more!
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    Spider-Man to Play RobotBjörk to release new album, Charlotte Gainsbourg doing just swell, etc.
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    Negligent Parent to Perform at Negligible Awards Show50 Cent, Kanye, and murder!
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    Ben Kingsley Will Do Anything for MoneyRoger Daltrey, Pavarotti, and more!
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    Led Zep Not Ded Yet?Plus Klaxons, Kevin Costner, and the New Yorker Festival.
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    Madonna to Adopt Every Single Child in MalawiAmy Winehouse and Bobby Brown act socially responsible. Just kidding.
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    Breaking: Keith Richards Can ReadAmy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, and other role models!
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    Jeff Fahey’s Scary Eyes Join the Cast of ‘Lost’Crackheads. Plus: Rob Schneider!
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    Denzel Washington Makes Jack Nicholson Look WeakMadonna, Diddy, and Rob Zombie!
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    Amy Winehouse Indulges in a Little ‘Fight Club’ Role PlayCrazy Brit headline-hogger Amy Winehouse finds herself in the spotlight again today, after engaging in a “bloody row” with her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, at a London hotel that spilled out on the streets.
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    Russell Crowe to Rock Tights?While promoting his new movie 3:10 To Yuma, Christian Bale “let slip” that his co-star Russell Crowe would also be appearing with him in the forthcoming Batman sequel, The Dark Knight. We suspect he may have been joking.
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    Foxy Brown and Unborn Lil’ Foxy Headed to PrisonBeleaguered hip-hop vixen Foxy Brown was sent to jail today for violating the terms of her probation, which apparently prohibited assault on one’s neighbors, manicurists, and friends. But even if you count Nicole Richie, we’re still one preggers, jail-bound celebrity short of a trend.
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    Kanye Hugs It Out in the PressK-Fed, Pete Doherty, and things touched by Tony Soprano’s ass.
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    Axl Rose Continues to Make ‘Chinese Democracy’ a PriorityAxl Rose will appear on two tracks on Sebastian Bach’s forthcoming solo album. Does this mean those two songs won’t be available until 3015?
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    Steven Seagal Demands an Apology, His Career BackJulia Delpy, Uncle Kracker, and Batman!
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    Mother of Suri to Play Superhero?Why Winehouse jumped rehab and Justin Timberlake can’t jump.
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    Amy Winehouse to Quit Drugs, AlcoholEllen DeGeneres, Simon Cowell, and Short Circuit 3. Wait, what?
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    Perry Farrell Writes Theme Song for ESPN — No, We Don’t Know WhyTrent Reznor, Karl Rove, and more!
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    Van Halen Reunites!Amy Winehouse, Harry Potter, and more!
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    Amy Winehouse Walks the WalkMartin Scorsese, Jackie Chan, and more!
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    Hasid to Perform With HayseedsPete Dohety, the French, and more!
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    Sending Pop Stars Over There, So We Don’t Have to Listen To Them Over HereIngmar Bergman and Gwen Stefani, together at last!
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    Harry Potter Does Not Want to Meet Your ChildrenJack White, Dolly Parton, and J.J. Abrams.