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  1. Absolutely Beautiful: Former ClickHole Contributors Reveal ThemselvesA rare peek behind the ClickHole curtain.
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    The Onion Declares War on Mark Zuckerberg and FacebookNow this is the good stuff.
  3. Inside The Onion, ClickHole, and The A.V. Club’s Vote to Unionize“The more publications we can get unionized right now, the better off the whole industry is going to be.”
  4. Elon Musk vs. ‘The Onion’Earlier this week, The Daily Beast reported that longtime Onion fan Elon Musk backed out of buying the website in 2014 and recently poached […]
  5. Elon Musk Has Hired Several Former ‘Onion’ Writers for a Mysterious New […]Elon Musk is getting into the comedy game with a mysterious new venture. The Daily Beast is reporting that Musk hired former Onion […]
  6. ‘The Onion’ to Celebrate Its 30th Anniversary with a Festival Featuring […]The Onion is celebrating its 30th anniversary with a big comedy and arts festival this year. Set to take place in various Chicago venues from […]
  7. ‘The Onion’s ‘A Very Fatal Murder’ Is a Sly, Pitch-Perfect Parody of Crime […]Pod-Canon is an ongoing tribute to the greatest individual comedy-related podcast episodes of all time. Crime podcasts like Serial are […]
  8. The Onion’s New Podcast Is a Loony True-Crime ParodyA Very Fatal Murder is no American Vandal, but it’s genuinely entertaining.
  9. ‘PatriotHole’: How the Fake News Makes Fun of Fake NewsDoug Baxter is close to figuring out what the Clinton Foundation is really up to. He’s still connecting the dots, but so far it seems that the […]
  10. ‘The Onion’ Just Released Hundreds of “Classified Documents” from the […]The Trump pee tape might not be out there yet, but if you’re hoping for some bombshell Trump document leaks in the near future, The Onion just […]
  11. ‘The Onion’ Will Provide Live Commentary of Trump’s Address to Congress on […]Donald Trump makes his first presidential address to Congress tomorrow night, and The Onion will be going live on Fusion to cover it. Fusion […]
  12. ‘The Onion’ Signs a Three-Movie Development Deal with LionsgateThe Onion is headed to the big screen. According to The Hollywood Reporter, The Onion has signed a deal with Lionsgate to develop three films […]
  13. ‘The Onion Presents: The Iconic Images of Election 2016’ Airs on Fusion […]Fusion and The Onion have teamed up for their first television special. The network announced today that The Onion Presents: The Iconic Images […]
  14. Check Out ‘The Onion’s New Web Series, ‘Sportology’The Onion has just unveiled its newest web series, a four-part look at the world of athletics called Sportology. Here’s the synopsis:The […]
  15. ‘The Onion’ Will Broadcast Live RNC Coverage Online This WeekBetween The Daily Show, The Late Show, Full Frontal, and Late Night, there’s already tons of special convention coverage in store for the next […]
  16. ‘The Onion’s Celebrity Gossip Parody Site ‘StarWipe’ Shuts Down TodayThe Onion’s newest parody site says goodbye today. According to editor Sean O’Neal, StarWipe – which launched back in September – will be no […]
  17. An Excerpt from ‘Trump’s America: The Complete Loser’s Guide,’ by Scott […]Here’s a really, really classy taste of Trump’s America: The Complete Loser’s Guide, the new book by Scott Dikkers, founder of The Onion. You […]
  18. ‘The Onion,’ ‘The A.V. Club,’ and ‘Clickhole’ Are Prepping for a SaleFunny or Die isn’t the only comedy site considering a big sale this week. Bloomberg reports today that Onion Inc. – owner of pop culture and […]
  19. Inside ‘The Onion’s New Click-Bait Parody, ClickHole.comClickHole.com, The Onion’s new standalone site, debuts today. It’s an exciting project months in the making, managed by ClickHole […]
  20. People Think ‘The Onion’s Report on NYPD’s Stop and Kiss Program Is […] An Onion video released Tuesday about a fake NYPD “stop-and-kiss” policy, “which allows officers to kiss anyone who they think looks […]
  21. Satire Is Hard: Why Most ‘Onion’ Ripoffs Don’t WorkWorking as an editor for my college’s satirical newspaper, I learned one unassailable fact: we would never be as funny as The Onion. As proud […]
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    The Onion Launching Its Own Version of TED TalksWhat is the biggest rock?
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    Watch Episode Two of Sex HouseBeware the vents!
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    Watch ‘Sex House,’ a Reality-Show Spoof From The Onion“Meeting new people is always a wonderful treasure.”
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    Learn About the Witch Who Tried to Steal Beyoncé’s BabyEvil witch Grisora wants Beyoncé’s “babe,” and she’ll stop at nothing. Nothing!
  26. ‘Mom And Dad, I’m Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don’t Try Any […]The Onion is perfect: “Look, I’m not naïve. I know how you feel about homosexuality, because you’ve been very clear on that subject in the […]
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    Watch Tom Hanks’s Onion Pulitzer Campaign VideoHe’s in physical pain.
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    Watch The Onion’s Highly Informed Green Lantern Review“Suddenly, boom, he’s the Green Lantern, and he’s forced to…deal with something, I’m not really sure.”
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    Read ‘Onion-Like,’ Your One-Stop Tumblr for Real News Headlines That Sound Fake“Service Rat Licks Woman When It’s Time To Take Meds,” etc.
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    Read ‘Literally Unbelievable,’ a Site Devoted to People Taking The Onion SeriouslyOh boy.
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    Watch The Onion’s Exclusive Report on Harry Potter: Part 2: Part 2Warner Bros. will turn the last four minutes into seven separate films.
  32. Very Smart People Think The Onion’s Article on Planned Parenthood’s […]Today, The Onion as a wonderful piece of satire about Planned Parenthood’s new $8 billion Abortionplex, which promises to make abortions easy, […]
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    See The Onion’s Interview With the 5-Year-Old Fast Five ScreenwriterHe spent a whole day on the script.
  34. On My Time Working at The Onion News NetworkHi there. My name is Chris Kelly. I’m a comedian, writer, actor and public street-crier in New York City. For the last four and a half years, […]
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    See 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once: An Onion ReportSony Pictures is working to secure the Heigl vault as quickly as possible.
  36. The Onion News Network’s Spot-On Evisceration of Cable NewsMost people tuning into Friday’s premiere of The Onion News Network on IFC probably knew what to expect. For over 20 years, The Onion’s brand […]
  37. The Onion Nails the ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Repeal“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” was just repealed (huzzah!), and The Onion was ready for it with this classic masterwork: “Repeal Of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t […]
  38. I Am Pretty Damned Excited About Onion SportsDomeOnion SportsDome Here’s the first trailer for Onion SportsDome, one of two Onion shows coming to TV next month. This one is headed to Comedy […]
  39. Crashing and Burning on a Roundtable Show, Both on TV and In Your Head Today on the Onion News Network we’ve got an especially out-there episode of “In the Know”:Is Pundit Duncan Birch A Worthless Idiot? Featuring […]
  40. Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney’s Funeral A particularly dark one from The Onion News Network this week: “Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney’s Funeral.” But as […]
  41. All the Details of The Onion’s Two New TV ShowsThe Onion has two new shows coming next month, one on Comedy Central and one on IFC. The first to premiere will be Onion SportsDome on Comedy […]
  42. Chinese Gossip Blogger Fights For Freedom To Post Celebrity Up-Skirt Photos New today from the Onion News Network, “Chinese Gossip Blogger Fights For Freedom To Post Celebrity Up-Skirt Photos.” Freedom is a beautiful […]
  43. 20,000 Sacrificed In Annual Blood Offering To Corporate AmericaFrom today’s Onion: “20,000 Sacrificed In Annual Blood Offering To Corporate America” “Corporate America has always provided us with plenty,” […]
  44. Classics: ‘26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School […]This one from The Onion is two years old, but is worth a revisit today for many of us: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High […]
  45. Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon This week from The Onion News Network, we’ve got “Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon.” Come for the pointed […]
  46. A First Look at the Onion News Network’s TV Show The Onion News Network is a goldmine, consistently pumping out amazing videos week after week. So it’s exciting to see them moving to TV with […]
  47. ‘I’m sure I can figure out how a little bit of child abuse is all part of […]One of my favorite sections of The Onion is American Voices, and today’s is especially great. The subject: “According to a study from the UCLA, […]
  48. Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan Today from the Onion News Network: Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan. See, this is the sort of […]
  49. Joe Biden, Professional Ladykiller and BoozehoundMy favorite part of the new piece the New York Times did on The Onion’s amazing series of pieces on VP Biden as some sort of boozin’ ladyhound […]
  50. Joad Cressbeckler May Be the Funniest Character On the Internet Right Now The ONN is already the most consistently-funny outlet for web comedy right now, almost never putting out a dud of a video. But even by those […]
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