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The Real Housewives Of New Jersey

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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: What a Decade It’s BeenIt’s a strange comfort that this franchise, like the glittering cock-a-roach it is, has persisted for 10 years, and could very well last another 10.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Finale Recap: Forgetting Teresa GiudiceTurns out, contrary to seasons of evidence we’ve accumulated, Tre is capable of feeling guilt—or at least feeling embarrassment.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: After He CheatsTeresa may be the very last human being with basic cable to come to the conclusion that Joe cheated, but at least she found her way there.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Sexually FrustratingIt’s not cute when the RHONJ men insert themselves where they’re not supposed to be.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Losers WeepersJust as I was starting to warm to Jennifer, she engages in one of the dumbest fights we’ve seen in a long time.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Beach Blanket BuffoonsThis is looking less and less like the actual Hamptons with every passing second.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Mother TuckersMargaret hosts a drag brunch to honor Mother’s Day and set the stage for a lot of Teresa-related drama to come.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Wrong Side of HairstoryFor once, refreshingly, Teresa is held accountable by her castmates. Well, briefly.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Requiem for a PonytailTen years ago we witnessed Ashlee Holmes pull out Danielle’s weave, and now, to christen a new decade, the prophecy has come to fruition once more.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Marriage StoryDanielle Staub is, in her own way, a genius.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: DolphinadoIn which Jennifer gets knocked into the water by a large mammal for the second consecutive day.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Straight From the Horse’s ButtIt’s time to introduce Jamaica to the official state sport of New Jersey: yelling in restaurants.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Oh, MonTheresa and Margaret and Jackie at a rum tasting in Jamaica… what could possibly go wrong?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Tipsy Equals to Good BlowjobsI love hanging out with these women when they’re drunk, particularly when they’re not yet threatening-each-other-with-shards-of-glass drunk.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: It’s a VibeDanielle joins the ladies for an “adult obstacle course,” yet nobody screams even a single expletive. Gold stars all around.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season-Premiere Recap: Duck YouTeresa has heard that Jackie’s spreading rumors about who she is ducking, and she is not pleased with Melissa, whose fault this somehow is.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: Still That BeverlyEven Danielle’s emergence from the sea foam that is the third installment of this reunion cannot save it from being a fairly boring hour of TV.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: Dit Dit Dit! Yap Yap Yap!Melissa still hasn’t discovered her hypothetical mystery sister, which is fine, given that she has Teresa to bicker with in the meantime.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: The Teresa ShowThe marquee bout of tonight’s reunion is Goldschneider vs. Giudice.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Finale Recap: Still Waters Run DeepJennifer and Bill’s perfectly lovely party turns into another kind of party altogether once Danielle and Marty arrive.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Hump DayWith Margaret and Jennifer finally getting along, Danielle and Teresa take it upon themselves to defrost the seemingly resolved beef.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Monkey BusinessYou know it’s a ridiculous Housewives fight for the ages when Danielle is the extremely improbable voice of reason.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: No-Touch ZoneJackie sort of apologizes, Jennifer sort of cries, and everyone is sort of friends again. Until they’re not.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: An Absence of MaliceCan local journalism be saved by Bravo stars channeling their passive-aggression into print?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Conch-Measuring ContestOn the eve of Danielle and Marty’s wedding, the Joes decide to speak now rather than forever hold their peace.
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    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Final Destination WeddingDanielle’s Bahamas wedding begs the question: Can you be considered a bridezilla when your behavior is monstrous under normal, non-wedding conditions?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jekyll and BrideDid anyone really think Danielle was going to be chill about her bachelorette party?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: House of 1,000 BathroomsJennifer and her many bathrooms host a traditional Housewives fight that’s rudely interrupted by Jackie’s attempt to bring sanity to the proceedings.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Their First RodeoJennifer is awful and annoying and exactly what this season needed.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Home on the RangeThe Gorga siblings have so much more in common than they think, including an affinity for treating Melissa like garbage.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Old Battle-AxesA hatchet-throwing party and an Easter Sunday celebration prove to be equally ideal venues for working out aggressions.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season-Premiere Recap: Let’s Get PhysicalTeresa’s made gains, Dolores and Margaret are burying hatchets, and Melissa is turning not-40. Plus: new Housewives!
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    What Did RHONJ’s Teresa Giudice Write in a Letter to Donald Trump?We obtained a (fake) copy of the letter.
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    ICE Says It Could Deport Teresa Giudice’s HusbandBut the family’s lawyer isn’t having it.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: The Cake Is a LieHow do you solve a problem like Kim D.?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: Little Veal! Little Veal!Light a sautéed-garlic-and-self-tanner-scented candle: It’s time for the RHONJ reunion!
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season-Finale Recap: Siggy’s Last StandThe season ends not with a bang, but a sprained ankle.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Big NightJoe Gorga is basically the underdog contestant on an episode of Chopped Junior.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Smashing Raw BeefAs we enter week two of RHONJ’s trip to Milan, I’m happy to report the city is still standing.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Scenes From an Italian RestaurantBenvenuto to RHONJ’s long-awaited Milan episode!
  41. RHONJ’s Margaret Josephs on Siggy, Pigtails, and THC-Infused Sex Spray“It enhances your orgasm. You have to marinate like a chicken for 20 minutes.”
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Fashion KillaThe Posche fashion show is basically the Purge.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Weewee Entering the CookieKim D. thinks Teresa is “rekindling old flames” while Joe is in prison.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Let’s Get NakedThe birthday-cake fight? Again?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Gettin’ Siggy With ItDoes anybody actually believe that Teresa only cares about money?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Eat, Bray, LoveExcuse me, but is no one going to tell us how the tagliatelle was?
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Welcome Back, ScumbagAfter all these years, it’s still surreal to see Teresa and Danielle as allies.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Ballad of Sexz Chef“Soggy” Flicker is a pretty bad zinger.
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    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season-Premiere Recap: Let Them Throw CakeThis is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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    RHONJ’s Siggy Flicker on Feuds, Her Face-lift, and What to Expect This Season“I’ve always been open and honest about surgeries. I’ve been open and honest about everything.”
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