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Displaying all articles tagged:
Uwe Boll
4/26/2018
All 33 Video-Game Movies, Ranked From Least Bad to Absolute Worst
It’s time to stop judging video-game movies the way we judge other movies, and instead start weighing them exclusively against their peers.
By
Jordan Crucchiola
wtf
3/27/2017
Director Uwe Boll Claims to Have Read Jennifer Lawrence’s Teenage Diary
While subletting her parents’ Los Angeles home.
By
Halle Kiefer
the rottenest tomato
10/27/2016
Uwe Boll, Notorious Crankypants and Maker of Truly Terrible Films, Is Retiring
Oh, Uwe, we hardly knew ye.
By
Kaitlin Fontana
crowdfunding
6/8/2015
Uwe Boll Flips Out When No One Wants to Fund His New Dumb Bad Movie
“Retarded amateur idiots collecting money on that absurd website.”
By
Nate Jones
trailer mix
11/9/2010
It’s a Uwe Boll Trailer Double Feature, and It’s Horrible
Could ‘Blubberella” and ‘Bloodrayne 3’ be anything less?
By
Willa Paskin
uwe boll
10/25/2010
Uwe Boll’s New Movie Is About an Overweight Female Superhero
“She will kick major ass — with her major ass.”
By
Amos Barshad
trailer mix
10/18/2010
Raging Boll
Trailer; or, the Uwe Boll Charm Offensive
The documentary about the very bad director looks like three minutes of fun.
By
Willa Paskin
mockumentry
9/22/2010
Documentary About Uwe Boll Arrives
’Raging Boll.’ Get excited.
By
Willa Paskin
ugh
9/7/2010
Who Wants to See the Trailer for Uwe Boll’s Holocaust Movie?
We will probably skip this one.
By
Lane Brown
3/30/2010
Movie Industry Sues Pirates With Crappy Taste
As if it weren’t embarrassing enough to be caught downloading a Uwe Boll movie.
By
Lane Brown
uwe boll
3/16/2010
America Won’t Be Denied Uwe Boll’s
Darfur
Uwe Boll’s first-ever serious movie is coming to your continent.
By
Lane Brown
auteurs
11/3/2009
Uwe Boll Courageously Tackles Hot-Button Issues in
Darfur
Concerned he’s selling out? Never!
By
Mark Graham
the industry
4/2/2009
Ellen Page, Cillian Murphy, and Marion Cotillard to Help Christopher Nolan Delay Batman 3
Plus, who wants to get shot by Ted Nugent?
By
Amos Barshad
delusions of grandeur
2/19/2009
Anyone With 50 Bucks Lying Around Can Invest in Uwe Boll’s Next Film
It’s probably a safer investment than the stock market these days.
By
Mark Graham
courage
2/2/2009
Brave Actress Survives Uwe Boll Movie, Becomes
American Idol
Finalist
Her continued willingness to show her face in public is truly an inspiration, and almost makes up for the Jason Mraz song she auditioned with.
By
Lane Brown
1/21/2009
Uwe Boll Carves Impressive Swath of Disrepute With Nine Razzie Nominations
Zac Efron is counting his lucky stars this morning.
By
Mark Graham
controversy
1/7/2009
2008 Razzie Nominating Ballot Calls Into Question Seriousness of Awards
Zac Efron for Wost Actor? Please!
By
Lane Brown
the industry
12/8/2008
Uwe Boll Returns!
Plus: Who’s writing Katherine Heigl’s HBO polygamy movie?
By
Adam Raymond
apropos of nothing
5/28/2008
So How Much Money Did Uwe Boll’s ‘Postal’ Make Anyway?
Uwe Boll’s not saying!
apropos of nothing
5/22/2008
Uwe Boll Turns Down Tetris Movie, Sadly
We think he could’ve made it work!
chat room
5/12/2008
Uwe Boll Explains Why He’s the Perfect Director to Make a Grand Theft Auto Movie
The acclaimed auteur speaks to Vulture about his new film, Michael Bay, and stuffing Verne Troyer in a suitcase.
the early-evening news
4/25/2008
No Girls Allowed in Michael Jackson’s Recording Studio
Plus: Will Mariah Carey win an Oscar? Hahahahaha. Sorry.
the early-evening news
4/23/2008
Miley Cyrus to Sink Every One of Her Fifteen Years of Life Experience Into Memoir
Plus: Take the Uwe Boll challenge, and the ‘Blair Witch’ guy finally makes another movie.
tube junkie
4/9/2008
Uwe Boll Breaks His Brief Silence, Speaks Out on Internet Petition
The unpopular German director discusses the online petition to get him to stop making movies — with humorous results!
apropos of nothing
4/7/2008
Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies If One Million People Ask Him To
The world’s worst director says he’ll retire if a million people on the Internet ask him to. But will it make any difference?
beef
3/6/2008
Uwe Boll vs. Steven Spielberg
(Michael Moore has not been reached for comment.)
trailer mix
2/15/2008
‘Far Cry’ Trailer: Uwe Boll Not Yet Done Thrilling Us
Uwe Boll is back!
apropos of nothing
1/15/2008
Uwe Boll’s Movies to Look Even Cheaper
Sad news today for Uwe Boll fans, assuming such people do, in fact, exist.
countdown
1/10/2008
Uwe Boll’s ‘In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale’ Is the Movie of the Year
Title aside, the movie appears to contain neither a dungeon nor a siege.
quote machine
1/7/2008
Uwe Boll Will Take What He Can Get
Plus: George Clooney and Tracy Jordan!