Subscribe to the Magazine
Give a Gift Subscription
Buy Back Issues
Current Issue Contents
What to Stream
New York Magazine
Displaying all articles tagged:
MTV Pinning Its Hopes on Wang-Centric Scripted Content
The slumping network is moving away from reality.
Willem Dafoe Getting a Little Sick Of Your
“If people want to make that the thing they want to talk about, it’s distressing, but that’s their business.”
10 Most Brutalized Wangs in Movie History
’There’s Something About Mary’! ‘The Last House on the Left’! ‘Santa Sangre’!
A Squeamish Person’s Guide to Seeing
in the Theater
When should you hit the bathroom to avoid all the genital-mutilation stuff? See our illustrated guide!
Half Off R. Kelly Tickets!
Want to see R. Kelly live at the Wang Theatre?
British Reality-Show Competitions Trump Their American Counterparts Once Again
“I just don’t think you have the full package.”
Willem Dafoe Didn’t Put His Own Genitals on the Line in
Stunt wangs were employed.
Won’t Be So Bad, After All?
We’ve got two words for you: Decepticon testicles.
Judd Apatow Could Probably Use a New Motto
He’s got more in common with Andy Samberg than we previously thought.
HBO Goes Below the Belt, Quite Literally, With
We can only guess how he stacks up against the likes of McG and Dr. Manhattan.
McG Forfeits Penis-Measuring Contest
McG: “I have an Irish curse and I think we’re all familiar with exactly how [I’m endowed].”
Shadow Hare’s Enemies Rise Up on Craigslist
It’s hard out there for masked avengers.
Real-life Watchmen Patrolling the Streets of Cincinnati
Try calling Zack Snyder a failure now!
Feud Is Devolving Nicely
So sayeth McG, “If he’s up for it, we can both reveal ourselves on the Spartacus steps at Universal and put the question to rest.”
parental guidance suggested
Earns PG Rating
There’s only one possible reason why this film didn’t earn a G rating.
Slow Dancing With the Stars
We don’t remember a dance called the Pocket Rocket.
Will Viggo Mortensen’s Wang Return in
Eastern Promises 2
After all, it was 2007’s Fiercest Wang.
Roger Ebert Weighs in on Dr. Manhattan’s “You-Know-What”
How many men could resist the opportunity to do a little tweaking?
Behold, Doctor Manhattan’s Wang!
Dr. Manhattan’s Wang Gets First Negative Review
“Throughout most of the whole picture, one male character walks around completely naked, with his private parts waving in the breeze.”
Dr. Manhattan’s ‘Giant Blue Wiener’ Gets ‘Glowing’ Reviews
Massive and uncircumcised.
25 Things Zack Snyder Actually Got Right in
The intentional pleasures! The unintentional laughs!
Hugh Jackman to Bare All At the Oscars
There’s got to be a
tie-in here somewhere.
Movie’s Doctor Manhattan to Have Large Penis
“Massive and circumcised.”
PBS Announces Wiener-less
PBS’ March broadcast of ‘Lear’ will omit Ian McKellen’s nude scene.
New ‘Watchmen’ Footage Leaves Nothing to the Imagination
Don’t worry: Doctor Manhattan will be pantsless.