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    So, What the Hell Folk Tales Is Taylor Swift Telling Now on evermore?Finally, girls with long, creepy braids and sweet crushes on their best friends are getting the representation they deserve.
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    Thank You, Taylor Swift, for Making My Sad Yuletide Gay(er)With “dorothea,” Swift revives the same narrative device she employed on “betty.”
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    What Is Every Song on Taylor Swift’s Folklore Actually About?A lowercase girl album, like a lowercase girl, signifies ambivalence, nonchalance, and unfortunately, a Trojan horse of emotional terrorism.
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    Taylor Swift’s ‘betty’ Is Queer Canon. I Don’t Make the Rules.Longing. Unrequited love. Skateboards. Gender bending. Rumors. A harmonica! Everything about this song screams queer.
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    The 10 Drakest Drake Lyrics on Dark Lane Demo Tapes“How you goin’ vegan but still beefin’ with me again?”
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    5 Emo Jay-Z Lyrics From Jay Electronica’s A Written TestimonyIt doesn’t seem like Jay-Z’s in a great place, but, let’s be real, who is?
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    Every Easter Egg in Taylor Swift’s ‘The Man’ Music VideoPrepare to Harriet the Spy the crap out of this thing.
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    Is Selena Gomez’s New Album Rare About Justin Bieber or the Weeknd?An overdramatic lyric analysis.
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    Everything We Know About Shamila, Based on Camila Cabello’s RomanceHow did they go from friends to lovers?
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    Let’s Speculate Wildly About the Meaning of Taylor Swift’s Lover Song TitlesWho is the “False God”?
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    Every Easter Egg in Taylor Swift’s ‘You Need to Calm Down’ Music VideoMore fodder for the Kaylor truthers awaits.
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    Who, Exactly, Is Taylor Swift Telling to Calm Down? An Investigation.Donald Trump? Kim Kardashian? Literally anyone???
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    Here’s Every Easter Egg in Taylor Swift’s New Music Video ‘ME!’Did you spot the Dixie Chicks? Or that extremely British nod to Joe Alywn? And, obviously, the snake?
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    Okay, So Now What Is Taylor Swift’s Giant Butterfly Mural Supposed to Mean?Kaylor truthers, your vindication may have come.
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    What the Hell Do All These Taylor Swift Clues Mean? An InvestigationLet us guide you down her pastel-aesthetic rabbit hole of insanity.
  16. breaking up is hard to do
    Everything We Know About the Weeknd and Selena Gomez From His New AlbumHe almost gave her a kidney!
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    Praise Bey-sus, Beyoncé and Jay-Z Are Touring Together AgainShe’s still in love with you, boy.
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    The 14 Shadiest Things Taylor Swift Says on ReputationAnd who we think might be her victims.
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    Every Question You Have About Taylor Swift’s New Song ‘Gorgeous,’ AnsweredIt’s about that guy from Billy Lynn.
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    A Close Read of That Bonkers Harvey Weinstein Statement“I am going to need a place to channel that anger so I’ve decided that I am going to give the NRA my full attention.”
  21. So, Which Lines on Taylor Swift’s New Song Are Meant for Kanye?She’s just reignited her oldest beef.
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    The Most Lana Del Rey Things Lana Del Rey Says on Lust for LifeCharles Manson, John and Yoko, and more get shout-outs.
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    Owl City Has Quite the Explanation for That Weird ‘Fireflies’ LyricBill Nye would shed a tear.
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    So, Which Songs on Harry Styles’s Album Are About Taylor Swift?Let’s speculate wildly.
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    Milo Ventimiglia’s Body Is This Is Us’s Biggest AnachronismCould a 1980s father really be that swole?
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    What Stranger Things Is Missing From the ’80s Horror Genre Everything difficult about the original works.
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    Why Mr. Robot’s Film References Are Subtler Than You ThinkIt’s one of the most pop-culture-fluent series on TV. 
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    Let’s Examine Carrie’s Crazy Homeland NotebookCarrie is not a good speller.