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G.i. Joe

  1. movie review
    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins Is Nice to Look at, SometimesIf you told me everybody making this movie had an Uzi pointed at their head, I might believe you.
  2. the industry
    Cobra’s Gonna Be Working Overtime: New G.I. Joe Spinoff in the WorksIn addition to the other G.I. Joe spinoff currently in the works at Paramount.
  3. shared universes
    The Hasbro Toys Cinematic Universe Is Coming, and Its Writers Room Is Crazy GoodMichael Chabon! Brian K. Vaughan! Nicole Perlman!
  4. knowing is half the battle
    Watch Community’s Version of a G.I. Joe PSAStarring Buzzkill (Britta) and Fourth Wall (Abed).
  5. sequels
    There Will Be a G.I. Joe 3Of course.
  6. casting couch
    Bruce Willis in Negotiations to Star As G.I. JoeHis co-stars would include the Rock and Wonder Woman.
  7. chat room
    Channing Tatum is Proud of G.I. Joe’s Razzie NomsThe ‘Dear John’ star will not apologize for blowing shit up.
  8. vulture lists
    5 Things We Actually Enjoyed About G.I. JoeIt wasn’t anything even remotely resembling a good film, but it was definitely a fun movie in spots.
  9. bo
    Paramount to Movie Critics: Who Needs You?’G.I. Joe’ grossed an estimated $56.2 million at the domestic box office this weekend.
  10. merch
    Here’s a G.I. Joe Movie We Can Get BehindWe don’t even really mind that it appropriated our ‘Transformers’ post from a few years back!
  11. stinkers
    Paramount Demands That Critics Pay $12 to See G.I. Joe, Just Like the Rest of UsParamount’s Rob Moore: “We want audiences to define this film.”
  12. marketing
    G.I. Joe Marketers Launch $150 Million Offensive in Middle AmericaParamount is skipping the coasts for this one.
  13. disparate things
    Wholly Unrelated First Looks at Fantastic Mr. Fox And Destro’s New MaskWe’re not quite sure what one has to do with the other, either.
  14. spin city
    Embattled G.I. Joe Producer Defends Embattled G.I. Joe DirectorMum’s still the word at Paramount, though.
  15. impending disasters
    Update: G.I. Joe Looking Like a Bomb of Epic ProportionsRumors are flying that the film’s director has been fired from the project.
  16. trailer mix
    G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Trailer Fails to Quash Lingering Bad BuzzDon’t get your hopes up.
  17. decisions decisions decisions
    Studios Still Not Sure Which Movies to Advertise During Super BowlWhat to do, what to do?
  18. impending disasters
    Bra-Stuffing Allegations Add to Bad Buzz for G.I. JoeIs this film an early front-runner for a 2009 Razzie? We sure think so!
  19. backlash
    Early Negative Reaction to G.I. Joe Teaser Gives Paramount the JittersYet another instance of bloggers ruining everything.
  20. the industry
    Batteries Recharged! Javier Bardem Finally Getting Back to WorkPlus: Which beloved Fox News personality just renewed his contract?
  21. apropos of nothing
    ‘G.I. Joe’ Photos Confirm Sienna Miller’s Promise: ‘Guns, Tits, Ass, No Acting’It turns out Sienna Miller’s artful description wasn’t far off.
  22. quote machine
    David Cross Explains Why an ‘Arrested Development’ Movie Will Never HappenPlus: Siena Miller finally sells us on ‘G.I. Joe,’ and NPH explains why clothes make the man (atop a unicorn).
  23. quote machine
    Tina Fey Launches Public Campaign to Befriend OprahPlus, George Lucas dispels the Jesus rumors, and Sienna Miller twirls a gun.
  24. the industry
    Mira Nair and Hilary Swank Take to the AirPlus, this summer’s Public Theater in the Park schedule is announced!
  25. the industry
    Michael Bay Is Now Pillaging Our ‘Nightmares’Plus industry news on Julianne Moore and Dennis Quaid.
  26. the industry
    Julia Roberts No Longer a Steel Magnolia, Now a ‘Hothouse Flower’Plus: R.E.M.!
  27. the industry
    R.E.M. Prepares to Disappoint Us for the Fourth Album in a RowPlus, industry news on Daniel Radcliffe, Alan Cumming, and G.I. Joe.
  28. the industry
    Edward Norton to Star in ‘Leaves of Grass’ — Really!Plus industry news on Angelina Jolie, Samuel L. Jackson, and Snake Eyes.
  29. the industry
    ‘G.I. Joe’ Recruits Sienna MillerPlus: A guy from Heroes wrote a play!
  30. the early-evening news
    Whenever There Is Trouble, G.I. Clooney Is TherePlus news on Samantha Who?, Jack Bauer, and the U.S. version of Spaced.
  31. the industry
    Yo Joe!Kevin Costner, Dallas, and a really dirty movie!