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  1. gwynethisms
    Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks of Chris Martin As a ‘Brother’“It’s incredibly painful for a woman, when you’ve co-mingled your DNA with a man, if you have no contact and acrimony and nothing between you.”
  2. going viral
    The Goop Guide to Creating the Perfectly Imperfect AdNo, it wasn’t paid.
  3. goop guide to a courtroom
    The Goopiest Moments From Gwyneth Paltrow’s TrialYou want the Goop, but you can’t handle the Goop.
  4. opulence you own everything
    Gwyneth Paltrow Has a Whole Spa in Her HouseBut does it smell like her candles?
  5. goop oops
    Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Know What Hawkeye IsBut she listened to Red (Taylor’s Version). What else is in the Goop universe?
  6. trailer mix
    Gwyneth Paltrow Leads One Horny Cult in the Sex, Love, and Goop Trailer“We’re having sex. It’s a show about sex. We’re talking about sex.”
  7. wellness
    Gwyneth Paltrow Is Recovering From COVID-19 With Plenty of Goops“It left me with some long-tail fatigue and brain fog.”
  8. and i goop!
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle ExplodedThere were “bits flying everywhere.”
  9. goop mythology 101
    Gwyneth Paltrow Poses Nude, Is Possibly a Wood Nymph“MOM.” —Apple Martin
  10. and i goop!
    Cameron Diaz Tells Gwyneth Paltrow She Feels ‘a Peace’ Now“I know you understand it.”
  11. very short recaps
    Every Absurd Thing Gwyneth Paltrow Does in The Politician Season TwoA.K.A. just the good parts of the show.
  12. and i goop!
    Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling an Orgasm Candle Now, TooAnd Jimmy Fallon is scandalized.
  13. backstories
    How The Goop Lab Filmed a Woman’s Real, Live OrgasmWith an all-female crew, a 90-year-old sex educator, and a little bit of tequila.
  14. and i goop!
    Let These 10 Goop Lab GIFs Ooze All Over YouNothing beats the goopiness of an energy exorcism.
  15. fact check
    How Much Can You Trust The Goop Lab, According to Science?From energy healing to vampire facials, Gwyneth and the Goopers don’t always have scientific wisdom on their side.
  16. butt demons
    The Power of Christ Compels You to Watch Julianne Hough Get a Goop ExorcismAnd her brother Derek Hough rushes into the comments.
  17. and i goop!
    Gwyneth Paltrow Calls Goop’s $75 Vagina Candle ‘Punk’ Because Words Mean NothingShe stopped by Late Night With Seth Meyers to promote her Goop Lab Netflix series, which premieres tomorrow.
  18. feuds
    Martha Stewart Knows Exactly Why Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle Sold Out“I mean, I wouldn’t buy that candle.”
  19. podcasts
    Is the Wellness Industry a Scam? The Dream Thinks It Knows the Answer.The podcast’s second season investigates a booming subculture.
  20. trailer mix
    The Goop Lab Trailer: It’s Dangerous, It’s Unregulated, and It’s Gwyneth PaltrowNetflix is oozing.
  21. radical efficiency
    Gwyneth Paltrow Simply Did Not Have Much Time to Film The PoliticianAccording to Ben Platt.
  22. and i goop!
    Gwyneth Paltrow Still Hasn’t Seen Spider-Man, No One Tell Tom HollandThe Goop CE-OOP simply cannot be bothered.
  23. last night on late night
    Even Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Know What Goop IsBut she’ll consciously unemploy you anyway.
  24. streaming deals
    Goop Is Spreading to NetflixGwyneth consciously couples with a docuseries.
  25. quotables
    Why Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s Go-to Quote About Bitching Out a Yoga Studio Employee?She doesn’t like people thinking she’s a novice.
  26. h2gkmo
    Julia Roberts Saying ‘Shut Your F*cking Face!’ Is the New ASMRTo Gwyneth Paltrow, no less!
  27. ‘vice-y’
    Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Take Goop ‘in the Field,’ Maybe to Flint, MichiganIt’s a pivot to video that might start in Flint.
  28. newsletters
    Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Consciously Uncouple from Goop“My dream is that one day no one will remember that I had anything to do with it.”
  29. last night on late night
    Jimmy Fallon Eats Goop Skincare ProductsPoor Gwyneth, forced to watch Goop products suffer.
  30. goopin’
    Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Will Now Publish BooksGoop: not just for the World Wide Web anymore.
  31. real talk
    Martha Stewart Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow Should Stop Trying to Be Martha StewartShe also thinks that Orange is the New Black’s Taylor Schilling was miscast.
  32. goop
    Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Make a Go-Gos MusicalGOOP expands.
  33. i just like it
    Rick Ross Puts Gwyneth Paltrow in a Good Mood, and Other GOOP Musical Insights“He just does.”
  34. Max Greenfield Schmidts Up ‘Goop’New Girl’s Max Greenfield guest edited Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop this week. Weird, right? The result is so delightfully self-serious with quotes […]
  35. psas
    Schmidt Edited This Week’s GOOPAnd it is excellent.
  36. gwyneth
    Relax, People, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Just Growing Sage in Her GardenIt’s not the same salvia that Miley was smoking.