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Mark Shaiman
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Nov. 23, 2009
Mark Shaiman to Serve as Oscars’ Musical Director, Genitalia Fondler
“I’m definitely going to be kissing members of all sexes. Groping the genitalia of anyone onstage … I plan on being the Adam Lambert of the Academy Awards.”
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Lane Brown