Trachtenberg at the Cop Out PremiereShe befriends police officers to rid the streets of skinny drug dealers. Not because they’re drug dealers, but because they’re skinny.
‘Gossip Girl’ Blinds Us With Color, EvilIn which Michelle Trachtenberg is the Marcia Cross of the Greatest Show of Our Time, returning from a mysterious absence to ruin everything and everyone.
the early-evening news
Clint Eastwood to Win More OscarsClint Eastwood will win Best Picture, Michelle Trachtenburg will appear on Gossip Girl, and Ryan Adams will blog, hilariously.