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  1. Nation’s Gullible Continue Being Alarmed by Onion Headlines “Why r ppl not RT this surely they cannot be that stupid!” writes Michael Robinson on Twitter, in response to this video about the CIA using […]
  2. tv
    Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa: The Onion ReportsNgasi is “legally bound to love.” Yay, Jen!
  3. movies
    ‘Drew Barrymore’s New Tell-All Coloring Book Hits Shelves’: The Onion ReportsLearn Drew’s secrets while also making a pretty picture.
  4. comedy
    The Onion News Network Is Coming to IFCIt’s not Comedy Central. It’s IFC.
  5. books
    The Onion Explores Hot New Relationship Guide Wake Up! He’s a Shape-shifter“Every guy you date a dud? They may all be the same shapeshifter.”
  6. tv
    Filming of Congressional Reality Show Disrupts Committee Hearing’The Onion’ reports.
  7. movies
    The Onion Asks: What If Lars von Trier Directed Denmark’s Tourism Ads?Let’s all get on a plane!
  8. the industry
    Lady Gaga Meets Gossip GirlPlus: Justin Timberlake! Bradley Cooper! The new ‘Daily Show’!
  9. trailer mix
    ‘The Onion Movie’ Trailer: Finally, a ‘Kentucky Fried Movie’ for Our GenerationThe Onion News Network has finally made its first-ever feature-length movie, and it’s headed straight to DVD, presumably because bongs aren’t allowed in movie theaters.
  10. agenda
    ‘Our Dumb World’ redefines the guilty pleasure.If you’ve been wondering what can possibly take the place of that weeks-old Onion in your bathroom, look no further than this book.
  11. news reel
    At ‘The Onion,’ a Momentous CrossoverJim Anchower and Smoove B meet at last.