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  1. sweaters
    Submergence Marks Alicia Vikander’s Triumphant Return to Being Sad in SweatersShe also tries out some glasses. It’s exciting!
  2. Why Are Brie Larson’s Characters Always So Sad?We rank Brie Larson’s cinematic repertoire according to bleakness, from Sleepover to The Glass Castle.
  3. sadness
    Selena Gomez Says She Loves Depressing Things in Grim 73 Questions InterviewSelena Gomez is the emo pop star for our time.
  4. send in the clowns
    Jar Jar Binks Lived Out the Rest of His Life As a Sad Clown Haunted by Guilt“Jar Jar makin some uh-oh mistakens.”
  5. last night on late night
    Connie Britton on the End of Nashville“I always feel like, to have four years on anything, you can never take that for granted.”
  6. This Week in Web Videos: ‘The Truth About Meeting a Woman’Sorry PewDiePie, but I prefer Paul Gale. Against a tidal wave of pre-teens clamoring for daily web cam soliloquies, I prefer the YouTuber who […]
  7. A Guy Selling Jokes in Central Park for $1 Each Makes More Money Than Most […]This is either inspiring or discouraging, depending on how you feel about selling the type of jokes you’d find in joke books you bought from […]
  8. Charlie Sheen Gets Booed, Garbage Thrown at Him at the Gathering of the […]Charlie Sheen’s tour to the bottom approached its final stop this weekend at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Possibly thinking that the fair […]
  9. Gallagher Is Contractually Obligated to Smash Fruit at County FairsHere’s a sad little tidbit in an equally sad article about a county fair trying to withhold payment from Gallagher for his show not being “PG” […]
  10. Experience Pure, Unadulterated Sadness via Pauly Shore’s Twitter FeedPauly’s been busy today. “Hey guys! Guys! Hey, guys! Hey! You guys, hey!” And so on. [via]
  11. clickables
    See a Collection of Sad Boyfriends Forced to Model on EtsyYou’re a good sport, DinoGuy!
  12. Witness the Spectacular Glory of Performing Standup at Colleges For a working standup, getting gigs at colleges can be a real boon to the bottom line. After all, where else do you have thousands of 18 to 22 […]
  13. Happy 9/02/10!It’s 9/02/10, or 90210 day. The internet is littered with crap about the show today, but this story by comedian Dave Holmes about a very […]
  14. sadness
    Anchorman 2 Would Have Been a Musical“We were going to do four months on Broadway and then jump right into filming.”
  15. sadness
    Noel Gallagher Quits Oasis, Indefinitely Maybe“It’s with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I quit Oasis tonight… I simply could not go on working with Liam.”
  16. sadness
    Polka to Go Unhonored at GrammysThis isn’t sitting well with Weird Al.
  17. sadness
    Those Aren’t Christopher Walken’s TweetsSorry to disappoint you.
  18. broadwaypocalypse
    Nothing to Cheer About: Vanities Broadway Opening DelayedThe show will not open in February as previously announced.
  19. sadness
    ‘Boeing Boeing’ Closing in January, Like Everything Else on BroadwayBut it didn’t lose money!
  20. sadness
    Justice League Movie Finally Dead?George Miller, the hapless director linked to the ensemble superhero project for the past year, is officially off the film.
  21. sadness
    The End Is NigherHoughton Mifflin is halting all acquisitions.
  22. sadness
    Layoffs Hit the Weinstein CompanyThe ‘Post’ reports that the Weinstein Company today laid off 24 people (11 percent of its workforce), citing the economy.
  23. sadness
    Broadway’s ‘Hair’ to Be Groff-LessApparently the Tony nominee was ‘not available.’
  24. sadness
    Hard Times Hit ‘Days of Our Lives’But the economy, not Stefano, is the villain here!