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social standings Aug. 12, 2021

Gossip Girl Week 6 Report Card: Casually Cruel in the Name of Being HonestAbsolutely nothing makes sense anymore.

By Jessica Goldstein
social standings Aug. 5, 2021

Gossip Girl Week 5 Report Card: The Liar, the Bitch, and the WardrobeIt’s summertime Halloween, when the costumes are suspect, the consequences are meaningless, and we’re grading on a curve.

By Jessica Goldstein

social standings July 29, 2021

Gossip Girl Week 4 Report Card: Go Play Your Video GamesBig secrets are OUT, new allegiances are IN, and logical behavior in general is MIA.

By Jessica Goldstein
social standings July 22, 2021

Gossip Girl Week 3 Report Card: Is It Me? Am I the Drama?Our students are showing their softer sides, but our teachers are getting ruthless, and so am I.

By Jessica Goldstein
social standings July 15, 2021

Gossip Girl Week Two Report Card: Are We Having Fun Yet?A hallowed GG tradition — throwing a swanky affair for the flimsiest of justifications — delivers secrets, kissing, bloodshed, and more.

By Jessica Goldstein
social standings July 8, 2021

Gossip Girl Week One Report Card: God, It’s Brutal Out HereUnlike the underpaid, overworked educators at Constance Billard, we answer to no teens and all our grades are final.

By Jessica Goldstein