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Theme Parks

  1. happiest place on earth
    Two Nickelodeon Alumni Visit the House of MouseFor a cute date night with some friends, obviously.
  2. last night on late night
    RHOC’s Heather Dubrow: Too Sexy for Disneyland?Dubrow got called out for bawdy behavior while performing at the Happiest Place on Earth.
  3. who’s the boss
    Iger to Remain Top Bob at Disney Through 2026If you miss Succession, how about some Disney corporate tea?
  4. talk valentina
    The Star of Pride 2023? Clarabelle CowShe stays winning (in a throuple with Goofy and Horace Horsecollar)!
  5. florida
    Disney Gives Up on $3,000-per-Night Star Wars HotelAnd pulls the plug on its billion-dollar Florida campus one day after Ron DeSantis signed sweeping anti-LGBTQ+ bills.
  6. house of mouse
    Why Is Disney Suing Ron DeSantis?Never forget: Ron DeSantis had a Disney wedding.
  7. flame war
    Fantasmic Dragon Catches Fire at DisneylandAnd, duh, it got meme’d.
  8. last night on late night
    SNL: Bowen Yang’s Jafar Weighs in on DeSantis Disney Feud“Everyone loves Disney, including you, cuz your dumb ass got married there.”
  9. mcu-sical
    Disney Is Making the Fake Captain America Musical a RealityHow annoyed is Julie Taymor right now on a scale of one to ten?
  10. archaeology
    Did Dolly Parton Just Write the Plot for National Treasure 3?There’s a great American secret buried under the rolling hills and funnel-cake stands of Dollywood.
  11. coming soon
    Disney’s The Haunted Mansion Stars 999 Happy Faces (For Now)Will known Method actor Jared Leto behead himself to play the Hatbox Ghost?
  12. world domination
    Disney Wants You to Live (and Die?) in Its New Master-Planned Desert CommunityThe Disney adults to Disney senior citizens pipeline.
  13. advent calendar
    Universal Studios’ Retro Merch Line Is Surprisingly UnderstatedI mean, have you seen typical theme-park souvenirs?
  14. spooky ip
    Rosario Dawson Joins Haunted Mansion’s Happy HauntsAt the rate they’re casting, they’re gonna need a bigger stretching room.
  15. covid-19
    Disney Announces Vaccine Mandate for All On-Site EmployeesAll salaried and nonunion hourly employees at Disney World and Disneyland have 60 days to complete their vaccinations.
  16. lawsuits
    Taylor Swift Is Being Sued by a Fantasy Theme Park for Trademark InfringementAfter Swift’s rights company filed a separate suit, both claims have now been dropped.
  17. see ya real soon!
    Oh Boy! Gosh! Disneyland Will Reopen on April 30To California residents only.
  18. gawrsh
    Disneyland, California Theme Parks, Sports Stadiums May Reopen April 1At a limited capacity with mandatory mask use, of course.
  19. gru
    SNL’s Live Action Gru Isn’t Real and He Can’t Hurt YouMeet Thoby, and meet Thoby’s ex-best friend.
  20. gawrsh
    California Announces Disneyland Reopening GuidelinesDon’t expect to be boarding the Matterhorn anytime soon.
  21. disney
    Disney Parks to Lay Off 28,000 Employees Due to COVID-19 ImpactMany workers have been furloughed since April.
  22. trailer mix
    Class Action Park Documentary Trailer: Amusement Parks, But Make It True CrimeSliding into HBO Max August 27.
  23. disney
    Walt Disney World Is Cutting Back Its Hours of OperationRoughly a month after reopening on July 11.
  24. the coronavirus
    Disney World Reopens Amid Coronavirus, Because It’s a Perverse World After AllMasks are required for all guests, although photos suggest a lack of social distancing.
  25. disney
    Splash Mountain Is Becoming a Princess and the Frog RideDisney’s finally giving up that Song of the South theme.
  26. oh boy! see ya real soon!
    Florida Governor Approves Disney World Reopening: Here’s Everything We KnowFlorida Governor Ron DeSantis approves of Disney World reopening on July 11.
  27. theme parks
    Spider-Man May Be Out of the MCU, But at Least He Has This Disney RideHe’ll always be with us.
  28. theme parks
    Looks Like That Mad Men Bar in Times Square Isn’t HappeningLionsgate Entertainment City is no more.
  29. disneyland
    Me-sa Not Liking This Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge Easter EggWhy honor the Gungans’ greatest shame?
  30. Universal Orlando’s ‘Simpsons’ Area Is Out of ‘Bort’ Name TagsThe theme park Universal Orlando recently opened a miniature version of The Simpsons’ hometown Springfield. Here’s a photo of the personalized […]
  31. Universal Studios Takes You Inside Moe’s Tavern We reported a couple weeks ago that Universal Orlando is opening a replica of the Simpson family’s hometown Springfield, complete with a […]
  32. Universal Orlando Is Building a Mini-Version of ‘The Simpsons’ SpringfieldTheme park Universal Orlando announced this week that they’re expanding to feature a mini-version of the Simpsons’ town Springfield. Building […]
  33. The ‘Blue Collar’ Comedy Guys Are Opening a $200 Million Theme ParkJeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Larry the Cable Guy are opening a theme park. THR reports that the Blue Collar guys are preparing to open a […]
  34. The Complete Guide to Everything: Urban Legends: Disney Theme ParksThis week Tim and Tom deliver a pre-taped episode recorded before their European tour which of course leads with an extensive conversation […]