Where's Lady Gaga? This season finale really needs more of her.
You only get to be a ghost if you're a main character or Naomi Campbell.
Only vampires and people who listen to too much Morrissey will understand.
You're still on probation, Ryan Murphy.
Almost everything makes sense! That never happens in Murphyland.
Thank God they were not zombies!
There is nothing at all interesting about John Lowe. Not one single thing.
I might be almost, maybe, kinda, sorta, a little bit prepared to say that American Horror Story is good again. Almost. Maybe.
I never quite understood why American Horror Story needed to have a Halloween episode.
There are a lot of interesting stories going on here, but the one that I don’t give two Toblerones from the minibar about is the stupid killer.
God, I really hope AHS didn’t blow its load before episode three.
There is no way the Hotel Cortez could exist in modern-day Los Angeles, because if it did, I'd be booking a room faster than you can type Kayak dot com.
American Horror Story: Apocalypse Recap: No Whimpers, All Bangs
