Gossip Girl

  1. Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing
    Episode 18 Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing
    Gossip Girl Recap: Much ‘I Do’ About Nothing Gossip Girl ditches us the morning after.
  2. Woman On The Verge
    Episode 17 Woman On The Verge
    Gossip Girl Recap: Woman On The Verge Gossip Girl gives us the high of our so called lives.
  3. All About My Brother
    Episode 16 All About My Brother
    Gossip Girl Recap: All About My Brother Gossip Girl blows our minds.
  4. Desperately Seeking Serena
    Episode 15 Desperately Seeking Serena
    Gossip Girl Recap: Desperately Seeking Serena Gossip Girl blinds us with color, evil.
  5. The Blair Bitch Project
    Episode 14 The Blair Bitch Project
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Blair Bitch Project The gang is back from spring break, and everything’s changed.
  6. The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate
    Episode 13 The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate In which we finally say those three little words to Gossip Girl.
  7. School Lies
    Episode 12 School Lies
    Gossip Girl Recap: School Lies Gossip Girl takes us back to the future.
  8. Roman Holiday
    Episode 11 Roman Holiday
    Gossip Girl Recap: Roman Holiday A Very Gossip Girl Christmas!
  9. Hi, Society
    Episode 10 Hi, Society
    Gossip Girl Recap: Hi, Society Drunk with power (and Tanqueray), CeCe stole the shit out of episode ten.
  10. Blair Waldorf Must Pie!
    Episode 9 Blair Waldorf Must Pie!
    Gossip Girl Recap: Blair Waldorf Must Pie! Who writes this show? Former members of the Children of God?
  11. Seventeen Candles
    Episode 8 Seventeen Candles
    Gossip Girl Recap: Seventeen Candles It’s Blair’s birthday, and perhaps because she’s a year older, we realize we’ve grown very fond of her.
  12. Victor, Victrola
    Episode 7 Victor, Victrola
    Gossip Girl Recap: Victor, Victrola Like a high-school girl on Halloween, Gossip Girl loves nothing more than an excuse to don a skimpy costume and slut around.
  13. The Handmaiden’s Tale
    Episode 6 The Handmaiden’s Tale
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Handmaiden’s Tale Nate’s dad does blow! A lot of it.
  14. Dare Devil
    Episode 5 Dare Devil
    Gossip Girl Recap: Dare Devil Gossip Girl gets lost in New York.
  15. Bad News Blair
    Episode 4 Bad News Blair
    Gossip Girl Recap: Bad News Blair Gossip Girl embraces friendships, reality
  16. Poison Ivy
    Episode 3 Poison Ivy
    Gossip Girl Recap: Poison Ivy It’s Ivy Week for the girls at Constance Billard and the boys of St. Jude’s.
  17. The Wild Brunch
    Episode 2 The Wild Brunch
    Gosisp Girl Recap: The Wild Brunch Gossip Girl goes straight to the O.C. Place.
  18. Pilot
    Episode 1 Pilot
    Gossip Girl Recap: Pilot The most important show of our time.
  1. The Goodbye Gossip Girl
    Episode 25 The Goodbye Gossip Girl
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Goodbye Gossip Girl There’s some Georgina Ex Machina in the season two finale.
  2. The Wrath of Con
    Episode 23 The Wrath of Con
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Wrath of Con Gossip Girl explains it all.
  3. Valley Girls
    Episode 23 Valley Girls
    Gossip Girl Recap: Valley Girls Flashback to the ‘80s.
  4. Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
    Episode 22 Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
  5. Seder Anything
    Episode 21 Seder Anything
    Gossip Girl Recap: Seder Anything It’s Passover, and this one’s all about redemption.
  6. Remains of the J
    Episode 20 Remains of the J
    Gossip Girl Recap: Remains of the J Gossip Girl faces a dilemma.
  7. The Grandfather
    Episode 19 The Grandfather
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Grandfather A needed return to basics.
  8. The Age of Dissonance
    Episode 18 The Age of Dissonance
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Age of Dissonance Gossip Girl’s plot is like the weather: one moment we’re basking in the sun, the next we’re boiling hot.
  9. Carnal Knowledge
    Episode 17 Carnal Knowledge
    Gossip Girl Recap: Carnal Knowledge Gossip Girl meets Stanley Kubrick.
  10. You’ve Got Yale!
    Episode 16 You’ve Got Yale!
    Gossip Girl Recap: You’ve Got Yale! After last episode’s tsunami of plot twists, we get to see some of them through.
  11. Gone with the Will
    Episode 15 Gone with the Will
    Gossip Girl Recap: Gone with the Will In which the show realizes it has a penis.
  12. In the Realm of the Basses
    Episode 14 In the Realm of the Basses
    Gossip Girl Recap: In the Realm of the Basses A pretty good one, even if we did want to slap the pinstripes right off of Uncle Jack the whole time
  13. O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
    Episode 13 O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
    Gossip Girl Recap: O Brother, Where Bart Thou? We go through the first two stages of grief.
  14. It’s a Wonderful Lie
    Episode 12 It’s a Wonderful Lie
    Gossip Girl Recap: It’s a Wonderful Lie A chilly night in Gossip Girl country.
  15. The Magnificent Archibalds
    Episode 11 The Magnificent Archibalds
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Magnificent Archibalds It’s Thanksgiving, and we will try to set aside petty material grievances to instead focus on the things there were to be thankful for in this episode
  16. There Might Be Blood
    Episode 9 There Might Be Blood
    Gossip Girl Recap: There Might Be Blood Gossip Girl gets its stuff muffed.
  17. Pret-a-Poor-J
    Episode 8 Pret-a-Poor-J
    Gossip Girl Recap: Pret-a-Poor-J Gossip Girl leaves us writhing with excruciating pleasure.
  18. Chuck in Real Life
    Episode 7 Chuck in Real Life
    Gossip Girl Recap: Chuck in Real Life Everyone’s just trying to find their place.
  19. New Haven Can Wait
    Episode 6 New Haven Can Wait
    Gossip Girl Recap: New Haven Can Wait College trips get catty, and completely unrealistic.
  20. The Serena Also Rises
    Episode 5 The Serena Also Rises
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Serena Also Rises An episode that’s a testament to Leighton Meester’s acting.
  21. The Ex Files
    Episode 4 The Ex Files
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Ex Files Gossip Girl tosses a nairtini in our faces.
  22. The Dark Night
    Episode 3 The Dark Night
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Dark Night Gossip Girl gets more Lynchian than ever before.
  23. Never Been Marcused
    Episode 2 Never Been Marcused
    Gossip Girl Recap: Never Been Marcused Gossip Girl is royally pimpin’.
  24. Summer, Kind of Wonderful
    Episode 1 Summer, Kind of Wonderful
    Gossip Girl Recap: Summer, Kind of Wonderful Gossip Girl says “Chuck You” to true love.
  1. The Debarted
    Episode 12 The Debarted
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Debarted Gossip Girl is the Jackie and you are the Marilyn.
  2. The Treasure of Serena Madre
    Episode 11 The Treasure of Serena Madre
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Treasure of Serena Madre Going overboard on convenient coincidences.
  3. The Last Days of Disco Stick
    Episode 10 The Last Days of Disco Stick
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Last Days of Disco Stick A little bit of danger makes Gossip Girl’s life worth saving.
  4. They Shoot Humphreys, Don’t They?
    Episode 9 They Shoot Humphreys, Don’t They?
    Gossip Girl Recap: They Shoot Humphreys, Don’t They? Gossip Girl is the last person in New York who thinks you still matter.
  5. The Grandfather: Part II
    Episode 8 The Grandfather: Part II
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Grandfather Part II Gossip Girl loses her moral compass.
  6. How to Succeed in Bassness
    Episode 7 How to Succeed in Bassness
    Gossip Girl Recap: How to Succeed in Bassness It’s Halloween, but the masks our characters are wearing aren’t just festive strips of silicone donned for a night of carousing.
  7. Enough About Eve
    Episode 6 Enough About Eve
    Gossip Girl Recap: Enough About Eve Gossip Girl fastens its seatbelts.
  8. Rufus Getting Married
    Episode 5 Rufus Getting Married
    Gossip Girl Recap: Rufus Getting Married Finally, people start acting like they have real brains.
  9. Dan de Fleurette
    Episode 4 Dan de Fleurette
    Gossip Girl: Dan de Fleurette Gossip Girl remembers who she is.
  10. The Lost Boy
    Episode 3 The Lost Boy
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Lost Boy Everyone’s got trust issues.
  11. The Freshman
    Episode 2 The Freshman
    Gossip Girl Recap: The Freshman Georgina’s up to no good.
  12. Reversals of Fortune
    Episode 1 Reversals of Fortune
    Gossip Girl Recap: Reversals of Fortune It’s all about new beginnings in the season three premiere.
  1. New York, I Love You XOXO
    Episode 10 New York, I Love You XOXO
    Gossip Girl Series Finale Recap: I Guess That Means It’s All Over Now Pressler and Rozvar, together one last time to discuss the Greatest Show of Our Time.
  2. The Revengers
    Episode 9 The Revengers
    Gossip Girl Recap: Blair Waldorf and Her Bitches On the Upper East Side of Gossip Girl, there are no random acts of kindness.
  3. It’s Really Complicated
    Episode 8 It’s Really Complicated
    Gossip Girl Recap: This Will Be the Best Thanksgiving Ever Thanksgiving on Gossip Girl is always a disaster, but they keep trying, because what else can they do? 
  4. Save the Last Chance
    Episode 7 Save the Last Chance
    Gossip Girl Recap: Since When Did You Start Spiking Your Chamomile? Can one ever really know another person? On Gossip Girl and in life, we have learned that one cannot.
  5. Where the Vile Things Are
    Episode 6 Where the Vile Things Are
    Gossip Girl Recap: Your Dark Side Is Showing Blair tries to behave “more like Grace Kelly, less like Grace Jones.”
  6. Monstrous Ball
    Episode 5 Monstrous Ball
    Gossip Girl Recap: He’s an Adult and He Treats Me Like One Let’s be honest: No one is an adult on Gossip Girl.

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