“It was like zebras in the Serengeti. We wanted to see this in action. Where does that happen? The Jersey Shore.”
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- Paul Delvecchio
- 'Pauly D'
- Jenni Farley
- Mike Sorrentino
- 'The Situation'
- Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
- Vinny Guadagnino
- Sammi Giancola
- 'Sammi Sweetheart'
- Deena Nicole Cortese
- Anthony Beltempo
- SallyAnn Salsano
- Executive Producer
- SallyAnn Salsano
- Scott Jeffress
- Jacquelyn French
- December 3, 2009
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Forget Peak TV: The era of Peak Reboot has arrived.
Wherever you can find gym, tan, and laundry, that is where the cast may find their new home.
Can’t see why they would get into a giant brawl with the cast of Floribama Shore. Then again, can’t see why they wouldn’t.
Chris Christie, watch out.
Why, there hasn’t been a Situation around these parts in five years …
Plus, seven other reality abodes you can rent for the right price.
Is it Real World: San Francisco? The first season of Survivor? Real Housewives of Atlanta's "Tardy for the Party" season 2? The bracket stars today!
One: Watching the same cast year after year just got boring.
MTV has scheduled a Restore the Shore special.
"[The debate] was on at the same time that the Shore was on!"
Will you ever find another Firefly?
"We're different in society; they're different in society." Civil rights for all!
What's at stake for Glee this season?
And just like that, it was over.
Mike's headed back to the pole.
This week, we handed out apologies like so many recovering pill-addicted juice heads.
This week, the house threw Snooki a "shore shower."
In which Mike breaks up with his girlfriend Headband, sort of.
Well, this week picked up a little bit, no? SOME things happened.
On last night's installment of the Insane Brown Posse farewell tour ...
Deena was sprung from the chokey, and her parents were most displeased.
This episode's barely beating heart was the Roger-Jenni shove/drink toss.
We all watched the debate last night, right?
Final season starts NOW.
"What am I going to do now?" Snooki wonders in the finale. Good question.
"A bonjo? A bango?"
"There should be a butter named after me, 'cause I'm so smooth."
And forcing drinks on people to lower their sexual resolve.
"We make the batter or whatever, we put it in the pan, after all is said and done, this is going to be an amazing cake."
And Vinny is wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with a Modest Mouse lyric.
Vinny wants some tats, as soon as he gets this whole crotch-acne thing cleared up.
"We barge into Vinny's house like we're a SWAT team."
"My identity is tearing off at this point."
Or at least very depressing.
"A mixture between a mullet, mohawk, and faux-hawk."
Mike says farewell with an apology that could be some sort of trap.
If you like watching people fall down and bespoil hot tubs, this is the episode for you.
Why is Jionni still taking her calls? Other than for camera time, mind you.
Snooki soldiers on without Jionni. Kind of.
Jionni and Snooki take over for Ronnie and Sam.
If you have a minute, go to your kitchen and find two oranges ...
Ron and Sammi whine, Snooki yells at a priest, and Pauly and Vinny impersonate themselves.
Mike's head-butting the wall will be played in highlight reels, and at his funeral when he dies of self-inflicted blunt trauma.
The battle of Mike and Ron almost begins.
And it begins: the return of Ron and Sammi.
And they all, all fall down.
Welcome to Italy!
The roomies get back together one more time to parse a season's worth of poop and borderline assault.
The season ends, and SamRon go out the way they came in: screaming at each other.
Vinny's earrings turn him into a bejeweled monster, Pauly D decides which hookups stay or go, and the inevitable SamRon suicide/murder grows closer.
A slow, meandering episode ends with the return of the SamRon battles
A night of horrific sights and sounds concludes with Mike being fooled into thinking his hookup smells Parmesany.
In retaliation for their marshmallow shenanigans, the Situation sends Deena and Snooki on an unannounced trip across the river.
This week, it's basically a recrap.
Tonight's show was awesome, especially if you like near-domestic violence with people standing by and doing nothing!
Sammi and Ron, however, enjoy being in hate.
Sammi hitting Ron, some analingus, and dogs watching roomies have sex. What didn't this episode have?
With Snooki out of jail, she takes a hard look at her own drinking, and she and JWOWW take a longer look at love. Or the 'Jersey Shore' equivalent.
After defying the laws of etiquette by sticking her butt in a fridge, Snooki discovers she can't defy Jersey's laws.
This week's dirty filthy dozen includes Snooki's act of camouflage, Ron and Sammi's trip to church, and an aborted threesome.
The twelve key moments from the season premiere, from the vibrator conversation to "I'm a walking holiday."
"When I'm not hanging out with you, I don't want to do anything else."
"She looks so good, she looks like the ultimate stripper."
"Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be the pimp of all pimps."
"Standing in the other corner, at 322 pounds, the Staten Island Dump!"
"Did you ever get kicked in the coo-ca?"
Best line of the season?
"But he gave you a Fossil watch."
Somehow, a fight between Sammi and Ronnie becomes a fight between Sammi and JWOWW. Elsewhere, Mike has a thing with a tranny.
The boys juggle hook-ups, Sammi finds the anonymous note, and Snooki mourns her relationship with Emilio.
The girls concoct a crazy plan to tell Sammi about Ronnie's infidelities. So who was this week's classiest cast member? And why didn't Pauly get more screen time?
Who won this week's Class-Off? Hint: It's not Ronnie.
Each week, we pick the classiest of the bunch. Find out who won on last night's episode! (Hint: It's not Angelina.)
"I’m putting Vaseline on my face, I’m taking my earrings outs, I’m putting my hair up, and I’m beating the crap out of her."
"If you're hungry, try a Snickers."
"She's mad weird, that chick."
"I don't understand that religion, what it is. I just wanna get to the business."
"Gym, tanning, laundry. You know, that's how they, like, make the guidos."
"I'm a vet tech. I save animals, I don't kill them."
Chill out, Freckles McGee.
"Yo, seriously, she's like on a whole 'nother level on pickles."
"I love the Situation."