The Bachelorette

  1. Episode 12 The Final Rose
    The Bachelorette Recap: Oh, Honey, the Final Rose Kaitlyn approaches life like a child looking at Golden Corral’s chocolate fountain.
  2. Episode 11 Week 11
    The Bachelorette Recap: Unanswered Questions It’s the Men Tell All special, and I did not feel they told all.
  3. Episode 10 Week 10
    The Bachelorette Recap: Little Ado About Nothing They spent all that time in Europe and never once engaged in hand-to-hand combat.
  4. Episode 9 Week 9
    The Bachelorette Recap: Give It a Rest, Already! We get it! Kaitlyn had sex. She had sex before the Fantasy Suites, the producer-approved point at which sex becomes acceptable.
  5. Episode 8 Week 8
    The Bachelorette Recap: A Streetcar Named Bachelorette Shawn is a tragedy at this point. He’s a character in a piece of 20th-century American theater waking up to his irrelevance.
  6. Episode 7 Episode 7
    The Bachelorette Recap: The Bang Heard ’Round the World Kaitlyn says they deserve this time together. What? How do you deserve a bang?
  7. Episode 6 Week 6
  8. Episode 5 Week 4
  9. Episode 4 Episode 4
    The Bachelorette Recap: The Heart of a Sumo Wrestler Kaitlyn is very willing to march right toward the uncomfortable situation and solve it on her terms.
  10. Episode 3 Episode 3
    The Bachelorette Recap: Mama Said Knock You Out Being self-aware on this show can be your death sentence.
  11. Episodes 1 and 2 Part 1 and 2
    Bachelorette Recap: The Woman You Are There For Hans Christian Andersen was hired as this season’s metaphor consultant.
  1. Episode 11 Episode 11
    The Bachelorette Season-Finale Recap: JoJo Needs a Nap This season shows us why the Bachelorette herself should be a person with some life experiences and a little maturity.
  2. Episode 10 The Men Tell All
    The Bachelorette Recap: The CHAD Rises Again Yep, the CHAD is still a jerk.
  3. Episode 9 Episode Nine
  4. Episode 8 Episode 8
    The Bachelorette Recap: Oh Honey, Reprise Jojo simply has no idea what a good guy looks like or how he behaves.
  5. Episode 7 Week Seven
  6. Episode 6 Episode 6
    The Bachelorette Recap: Cry for Me, Argentina We get into the deep neurosis of JoJo.
  7. Episode 5 Week Five
    The Bachelorette Recap: Death to Tyrants The CHAD is gone. Who will step up to grab the next eight-and-a-half minutes of fame?
  8. Episode 4 Week Three: Part Two
    The Bachelorette Recap: Don’t Poke the Bear Alex is a whiny little brat. The CHAD is insecure. Let’s do this!
  9. Episode 3 Week Three: Part One
    The Bachelorette Recap: The CHAD Is Loose Once the Callous Hardwired All-important Device is loose, there’s nothing we can do.
  10. Episode 2 Episode 2
  11. Episode 1 Week One
    The Bachelorette Season Premiere Recap: JoJo’s Mojo It’s time to meet the contesticles.
  1. Episode 11 The Finale Rose
    The Bachelorette Season-Finale Recap: Win by Default Something went massively off the rails here.
  2. Episode 10 The Men Tell All
    The Bachelorette Recap: The Invisible Racism of the Mind “Lee, it’s hard for me to fathom that you are somebody other than somebody who has racist views.”
  3. Episode 9 Week 9
    The Bachelorette Recap: Meeting the Family Bryan is a phony and a fake and he’s probably gonna win.
  4. Episode 8 Week 8
    The Bachelorette Recap: Energetic Cleanse Why is this show making an adorable man-puppy confront his awful father?
  5. Episode 7 Week 7
    The Bachelorette Recap: Who Times Two What a filler episode!
  6. Episode 6 Week 6
    The Bachelorette Recap: Viking Man of the Month Let’s start the #KennyForBachelor campaign right now.
  7. Episode 5 Week 5
    The Bachelorette Recap: Why Is This Happening? Let’s all just sit down and think about what this show is doing.
  8. Episode 4 Week 4
    The Bachelorette Recap: Spelling Bee Why is Lee still here?
  9. Episode 3 Week 3
    The Bachelorette Recap: The Bachelorette’s Gaze It’s time for the guys to mud-wrestle!
  10. Episode 2 Week 2
    The Bachelorette Recap: Husband Material We need to talk about DeMario and Lexi.
  11. Episode 1 Episode 1
    The Bachelorette Season-Premiere Recap: This Feels Different Rachel is really stepping this whole thing up.
  1. Episode 11 The Three-Hour Live Finale
    The Bachelorette Season-Finale Recap: Trapped in a Fantasy Becca’s slow, dreadful march to a proposal finally ends.
  2. Episode 10 The Men Tell All
    The Bachelorette Recap: Grocery Store Joe, What’s Up A two-hour episode focusing on the men skips over some of the thornier aspects of the show. (But does feature some memorable outfits.)
  3. Episode 9 Week 9
    The Bachelorette Recap: Trouble in Thailand The season glides toward its finale as Becca continues to gravitate to the worst possible choice.
  4. Episode 8 Week 8
    The Bachelorette Recap: Romantic Buffalo A week of hometown dates includes a messy, wing-filled trip to Buffalo.
  5. Episode 7 Week 7
    The Bachelorette Recap: Virgin Territory Colton makes a dramatic revelation; as the herd thins, another contestant leaves in tears.
  6. Episode 6 Week 6
    The Bachelorette Recap: Virginia Is for Lovers? It’s a very bad night for one contestant, but a good night for history buffs, when the show visits Richmond.
  7. Episode 5 Week 5
    The Bachelorette Recap: Ooh Las Vegas A trip to Sin City is filled with camels, Wayne Newton, and unnecessary hot tubs.
  8. Episode 4 Week 4
    The Bachelorette Recap: Hot Pants! The season hits the slopes as one of the least-appealing contestants is revealed as a flat-Earther.
  9. Episode 3 Week 3
    The Bachelorette Recap: Are You Ready for Some Football? There are injuries aplenty in this episode, and only some of them take place during a football game.
  10. Episode 2 Week 2
    The Bachelorette Recap: Minnesota Nice What exactly is Becca’s personality, apart from her home state?
  11. Episode 1 Week 1
    The Bachelorette Season-Premiere Recap: The Damn Thing The best line of the episode comes from … the last Bachelorette.
  1. Episode 10 Week Nine
    The Bachelorette Recap: Breaking Faith Forget red flags. At this point, Luke should be covered head to toe in red.
  2. Episode 9 Week Eight
    The Bachelorette Recap: The Music Man It’s time for hometown visits, and also time for Hannah to wise up about these two flimflam men she just can’t let go of.
  3. Episode 8 Week Seven
    The Bachelorette Recap: My Bologna Luke really thought he did something when he picked up that pile of fancy meats.
  4. Episode 7 Week Six
    The Bachelorette Recap: High and Mighty Hannah and Garrett manage to make nude bungee-jumping seem boring, and Luke manages to make it all about him.
  5. Episode 6 Week 5-B
    The Bachelorette Recap: Same Old Song A glorified clip show masquerading as an episode obscures the real problem with this season: Hannah just can’t admit she’s wrong about Luke.
  6. Episode 5 Week Five
    The Bachelorette Recap: The Luke Ness Monster Hannah would definitely be the person in a horror movie to suggest going deeper into the haunted forest.
  7. Episode 4 Week Four
    The Bachelorette Recap: Rotten Luke Luke P., you’re on TV. We can all see you.
  8. Episode 3 Week 3
    The Bachelorette Recap: No Pity Roses Typically by week three things are still lighthearted, but instead we have the soul-crushing and not at all fun desperation of Luke P. and Cam.
  9. Episode 2 Week Two
    The Bachelorette Recap: She Wants a Bold Man When the men are subjected to a pageant competition, Luke P. demonstrates his true talent: Getting a frontrunner edit on a dating reality show.
  10. Episode 1 Week One
    The Bachelorette Season Premiere Recap: Enter at Your Own Risk I’m so ready for Hannah to destroy some of these dudes through her sheer determination to not appear to be a fool.

The Latest The Bachelorette News

  1. praying for you
    The Bachelorette’s Hannah and Luke P. Are Fighting About Sin on Twitter Want some “biblical truth,” anyone?
  2. boy bye
    A Compendium of Hannah’s Scorched-Earth Bachelorette Breakup Quotes to Luke “I answer to the Lord, I don’t answer to Luke!”
  3. booooooooooo
    The Bachelorette’s Peter Dumped His Girlfriend for Fame, Says Dumped Girlfriend “He got what he wanted.”
  4. bachelor nation
    Does Tyler C. Get His Big, Handsome Heart Broken in Next Week’s Bachelorette? The show released a spoilery clip in anticipation.
  5. and then there were four
    Making Bachelorette History, Hannah Invites All Her Men to Fantasy Suite Episode Jed isn’t thrilled.
  6. a modest proposal
    Opportunistic Bachelorette Contestant Begs Fans to Stop Harassing Him It’s affecting his “mental and physical health.”
  7. art du jour
    That Fancy Bachelorette Museum Date Would Only Set You Back $10,000 Seems reasonable, all things considered.
  8. bachelor nation
    The Bachelorette’s Hannah Brown Had Sex in a Windmill, and Jesus Still Loves Her Twice!
  9. art du jour
    Will You Silently Weep at These Paintings Like The Bachelorette’s Hannah Did? The Dutch masters always bring the waterworks.
  10. bachelor nation
    The Bachelorette’s Hannah Brown Won’t Be Christian-Shamed by Y’all “I’ve realized that a lot of the things that Satan uses to hurt me, come in the form of many of your comments.”