The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

  1. Episode 15 Reunion Part 2
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Reunion Ends, the Anger Remains In the season’s conclusion, hangers-on, husbands, and sisterly hate are addressed.
  2. Episode 14 Reunion Part 1
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Unhappy Reunion Begins Most of the debate centers around Camille’s divorce and Taylor’s lip.
  3. Episode 13 Unforgivable
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Limousine Thunderdome As per the ‘Real Housewives’ handbook, all grudges come to a screaming head in the season finale.
  4. Episode 12 Turn, Turn, Turn
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Camille Loses at the Tonys Our subtext translator nearly overloads during her last night with Kelsey.
  5. Episode 11 How to Behave
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ain’t Nothin’ But a White Party Camille arrives at Kyle’s bash bearing passive-aggressive gifts.
  6. Episode 9 The Dinner Party From Hell/ Payback’s a Bitch … Just Ask Your Husband
  7. Episode 8 Charity Cases
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kicking Your Problems Taylor finds that kickboxing is a great way to get in shape for giving a too-revealing speech.
  8. Episode 7 My Mansion Is Bigger Than Your Mansion
    Ain’t No Party Like a Housewives Party Lessons on love from those who don’t really know.
  9. Episode 6 The Art of War
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: New York Showdown With Kelsey It’s opening night for Grammer on Broadway, just as his marriage show is closing down.
  10. Episode 5 I Would Never Say That
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Welcome to New York! A dying mom and catty friends really cramp Camille’s style in the Big Apple.
  11. Episode 4 It’s My Party and I’ll Spend If I Want To
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Surprise Party How else am I going to get out my aggression? It’s not like we have sex.
  12. Episode 3 Plenty of Baggage
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Victimized in Vegas This week, everyone’s off to see Jay-Z and smirk knowingly about Camille.
  13. Episode 2 Chocolate Louboutins
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Shoes Good Enough to Eat Wealthy problems abound, from which shoes to eat to birthday spa treatments.
  14. Episode 1 Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Wealthiness
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premiere Recap: The Subtext of the Introductions Meet the new gang! And gawk as Camille Grammer doesn’t know what’s about to hit her.
  1. Episode 23 Reunion Part 3
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Take Care Who cares if you went out with a bang or a queef?
  2. Episode 22 Reunion, Part 2
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Finally, the Reunion Dirt Kyle and Taylor are under attack, and Brandi emerges the MVP.
  3. Episode 21 Reunion, Part 1
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Now they Stop Fighting about the Good Stuff? Without Kim there, the reunion leaves far too much drama undiscussed.
  4. Episode 19 Night of a Thousand Surprises
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Intervention Kim locks herself in a bathroom, and it gets dark.
  5. Episode 18 A Day Late, An Apology Short
  6. Episode 17 Leis and Lies in Lanai
  7. Episode 16 Uninvited
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Beautiful Wickedness The producers must have dangled some sort of carrot-shaped salt lick made out of anti-seizure medication and Peach Schnapps to get Kim Richards back on the show.
  8. Episode 15 A Book, a Bachelorette and a Breakdown
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Strip, Meltdown, Repeat Would a lap dance have averted Kim’s meltdown?
  9. Episode 14 Malibu Beach Party from Hell
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Time for Another Pity Party If it’s Monday, it must mean Taylor’s weeping at a get-together!
  10. Episode 13 Adrienne’s Fashion Show
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Shoe-Offs They can’t all be scream-filled winners. Sometimes there’s just a shoe fashion show.
  11. Episode 12 The Great Divide
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pity the Children In which Kim learns the difference between a real horse and a Disney horse. Oh, and a childhood is ruined.
  12. Episode 11 Tempest in a Tea Party
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Total Collapse It’s hard to imagine how this episode would have been edited if Russell hadn’t committed suicide.
  13. Episode 10 Your Face or Mine
    Real Housewives of BH Recap: Kim’s Beau Kim’s in love? Oh, great. Now who is Kyle supposed to boss around?
  14. Episode 10 The Real Wedding of Beverly Hills
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Brave New Wedding And then, Bravo built a gigantic, gaudy wedding tent over the whole garden.
  15. Episode 9 Otherwise Engaged
  16. Episode 8 The Opposite of Relaxation
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Naked Chickens Denial is not a river in your pal Muhammed’s McMansion.
  17. Episode 7 Game Night Gone Wild!
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Game Night Is a Big Meth Bullied Brandi goes ‘Breaking Bad’ on Taylor and dice go flying.
  18. Episode 6 Let the Games Begin
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Most Dangerous Game Charades or Pictionary never led to this much wild-eyed lunacy in your house, we’ll bet.
  19. Episode 5 $25,000 Sunglasses?!
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pricing Sunglasses and Peeing Around Pools These are just two things that the Housewives find declasse this week.
  20. Episode 4 Gossip Girls
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Meet the New Girl Name: Brandi. Accoutrement: Cast. Claim to Fame: Cuckolded by Leanne Rimes.
  21. Episode 3 Rocky Mountain Highs and Lows
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: All About Taylor The most troubled housewife exploded in a whirling dervish of paranoia, self-pity, and flailing skeleton arms.
  22. Episode 2 Blame It on the Altitude
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Thank God for Kim Her crazed behavior on the ladies’ ski trip (and always) makes for a fine distraction from the black cloud.
  23. Episode 1 Back to Beverly Hills
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: How Do You Come Back From a Suicide? What do you do when you know where this is all headed, and it’s not good?
  1. Episode 21 Reunion Part Two
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion 2 Recap Julie Klausner on season three’s MVP.
  2. Episode 20 Recap, Part One
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap Maloof’s no-show on last night’s reunion was a big middle finger to the entire RHOBH audience.
  3. Episode 19 Finale
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Finale Credit where credit is due — that was a fantastic season finale.
  4. Episode 18 A Shot Through the Heart
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Night of the Gorgons The villains of this series clawed their way to the finish line in anticipation of next week’s finale.
  5. Episode 17 No Business Like Clothes Business
    RHOBH Recap: We’ll Drink What Dana’s Drinking Can Taylor’s old friend bring the crazy back to this show again sometime soon?
  6. Episode 16 The Real Housewives of Paris: Part Deux
    RHOBH Recap: Housewives in Paris Our ladies hang out at the top of the Eiffel Tower without anyone getting pushed off. Success!
  7. Episode 15 The Real Housewives of Paris: Part Un
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Housewives in Paris, Part One Last night’s episode started with a mini-intervention and ended up in France.
  8. Episode 14 White Party Pooper
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Nose Party, White Party Last night, we embraced the déjà vu of the White Party, all over again.
  9. Episode 13 Game of Scones
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Cease and Desist Last night, we learned that Kim Richards adopted a dog that loves to hit her in the face.
  10. Episode 12 Kim Nose Best
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Time to Pick Sides You can’t straddle the line between Team Maloof and Team Brandi.
  11. Episode 11 Stars and Strips
  12. Episode 10 Home Is Where the Art Is
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Psychic Abilities With a guest appearance by Paris Hilton, because that’s where we’re at here.
  13. Episode 9 Moroccan Madness
  14. Episode 8 Unsolved Mistresses
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Vanderpump Gambit We weren’t the only ones tricked into watching Vanderpump Rules, right?
  15. Episode 7 Oy, Faye
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gotta Have Faye Most of this week’s craziness came from someone who wasn’t even a cast member.
  16. Episode 6 She’s Gone Too Far
    RHOBH Recap: What Are They Fighting About? The Offense That Shall Not Be Named certainly made Adrienne and Brandi nuts.
  17. Episode 5 Girls Gone Ojai’ld
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Everyone’s Bored in Ojai Real Housewives trips are supposed to be full of DRAMA. What the hell is going on?
  18. Episode 4 Uh Oh, Somebody’s Crying!
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Oh Hi, Ojai! The gang heads to “the most relaxing, happy place” ever.
  19. Episode 3 Don’t Sing for Your Supper
  20. Episode 2 The Higher the Heel the Closer to God
    RHOBH Recap: Walking a Mile in Women’s Shoes Because that’s supposedly funny.
  21. Episode 1 Down and Left Out in Beverly Hills
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Eff-You Flowers It’s only been nine months since we last Kiki’ed with these ladies.
  1. Episode 22 Reunion Part 3
  2. Episode 21 Reunion Part 2
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Full-Scale Attack Reunion part two, and does this cast need a New York–style makeover?
  3. Episode 20 Reunion Part 1
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Stepping on Toes Does everyone hate Lisa now? It certainly seems so.
  4. Episode 19 Are You My Friend?
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S4 Finale Recap This season went out with a whimper, and the vague scent of alcohol emanating from everyone’s breath.
  5. Episode 18 The Kids Are Alright
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Daughters Kim and Yo’s oldest kids are heading off.
  6. Episode 17 Lines in the Sand
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Puerto Rico Joyce narrates the Housewives’ Caribbean trip.
  7. Episode 16 Turning Down the Crown
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Turn That Crown Upside Down Lisa could certainly use some healing light, because this week, everyone turns on her.
  8. Episode 15 Trail of Doubts
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Planting Seeds This Brandi/Kyle alliance is giving us the creeps.
  9. Episode 14 The Birthday Witch
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Birthday Bash We’re on Kyle’s side this time. Hard to believe.
  10. Episode 13 The Curse of Carlton
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I Put a Spell on You In which an argument occurs because of a dream someone had.
  11. Episode 12 Tough Break
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choke Up or Choke Out Last night Carlton hired a harem, Brandi pimped out Yolanda, and someone let Joyce shoot a gun.
  12. Episode 11 Luaus and Lies
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Fistful of Dildos This week served up guilt trips and drunken pole dancing.
  13. Episode 10 Catfight on the Catwalk
  14. Episode 9 Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
  15. Episode 8 She Hearts You, She Hearts You Not
    RHOBH Recap: Raise Hands, Hearts, and Voices A jerk move from Yolanda, an aborted intervention attempt by Mr. and Mrs. Joyce, and a latex ball-gag/mask/muzzle thing that was not meant for Kingsley.
  16. Episode 7 Escape to Bitch Mountain
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Palm Springs Eternal The ladies concluded their group trip to Palm Springs with some middling drama, a few tears, a giant insect, and Kyle’s bare breasts.
  17. Episode 6 Palm Springs Breakers
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Yoyce The Housewives all head to Palm Springs for some drinking and bullying.
  18. Episode 5 Star of the Family
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Walk of Fame The first straight-up meh episode of the season.
  19. Episode 4 Irked at Cirque
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: What a Circus This season seems committed to showing the descent of Kyle.
  20. Episode 3 Life’s a Witch
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Black Magic Woman Thank god for Carlton, former mistress of the dark arts.
  21. Episode 2 Faint Chance
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Fake Fall? Have you ever seen anyone faint that elegantly?
  22. Episode 1 A Catered Affair to Remember
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap Julie Klausner returns for a new season, and a lot has happened since we last left these demure swans.
  1. Episode 22 Reunion Part 3
    RHOBH Reunion Recap: Kicked in the Privates Kim and Kyle are like mushrooms, growing only in their dark silence and moist hatred.
  2. Episode 21 Reunion Part 2
    RHOBH Reunion Part 2 Recap: Mission Kimpossible Kim Richards has reached a whole new level of darkness.
  3. Episode 20 Reunion Part 1
    RHOBH Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Shouting Begins A marathon of group flagellation.
  4. Episode 19 The Party’s Over
    RHOBH Recap: All Good Ends Must Come to a Thing We have never wanted a thing to end more than this season of The Real Magic Tricks of Hangover Begone Canyon.
  5. Episode 18 Confessions of a Housewife
  6. Episode 17 Amster-damn Slap
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Come On, Eileen Eileen proves herself to be the only sane person on this whole damn show.
  7. Episode 16 Amster-Damn!
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Trippin’ in Amsterdam These women never bother to stop and ask if there is something wrong with them. Maybe they should.
  8. Episode 15 Welcome to Amsterdam?
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Run, Lisa, Run A trip to Calgary, a trip to Holland, a trip to David Foster (Wallace)’s charity event. Babyface and Steven Tyler make appearances.
  9. Episode 14 Sister Act
    RHOBH Recap: She’s Not Wasted, She’s My Sister Eileen is not only a pro — she is a class act.
  10. Episode 14 Surprise!
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Surprise Lisa Vanderpump turns “54.”
  11. Episode 13 Sister Act
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Gays of Our Lives Brandi needs to stop trying to come between Kyle and Kim.
  12. Episode 11 It’s Just a Scratch
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Scratch Kim popped a pill and no one will stop talking.
  13. Episode 10 House of Cards
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Relapse, Don’t Do It Kim Richards is back on drugs, and it’s not okay.
  14. Episode 9 Live and Learn
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Coeds on the Moon An interior dorm designer, an ungotten smog test, and the bitter tears of wasted youth.
  15. Episode 8 Wining and Dining
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Case of Brandi Brandi did something stupid. Okay, Brandi did a whole lot of stupid things.
  16. Episode 7 Breaking Branches
    RHOBH Recap: My Party and I’ll Pry If I Want To Brandi just wants Lisa to be her friend again.
  17. Episode 6 Medford, 90210
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Home for the Holidays It was nice to see everyone get together again, because that hasn’t happened all season.
  18. Episode 5 Star Sighting
  19. Episode 4 Livin’ La Vida Housewife
  20. Episode 3 Pay Attention to Me!
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Eileen Not much happening this season.
  21. Episode 2 Who Stalked JR?
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kim Richards Rides Again Kim Richards retold our favorite Real Housewives story.
  22. Episode 1 Guess Who’s Coming to the White Party
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S5 Premiere The White Party and introductions to Lisa Rinna.
  1. Episode 23 Reunion Part Three
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Season for Change This reunion special was the worst one yet.
  2. Episode 22 Reunion Part Two
    RHOBH Recap: Poor Richards Sisters Almanac Kim may be on the road to recovery, but she’s still as mean as a rattlesnake.
  3. Episode 21 Reunion Part One
  4. Episode 20 Who Do You Believe?
    RHOBH Finale Recap: Foster’s Family In the end, none of this really matters.
  5. Episode 19 Good-bye, Dubai
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: United Arab Escalates It is a very sad day here at the Real Housewives Institute.
  6. Episode 18 Dubai Daze
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Arabian Fights You brought this on yourself, Lisa! Just say you’re sorry.
  7. Episode 17 Lymes in the Sand
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: In the Lyme’s Light The “Does Yolanda Have Lyme Disease?” wing of the Real Housewives Institute is officially closed.
  8. Episode 16 Hearing Is Believing
  9. Episode 15 Objection, Your Honor
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Blonde, Deaf, and Dumb It has finally happened. We have seen Donnie Edwards shirtless.
  10. Episode 14 Not Easy to Love
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Reaching Stable I will not admit to crying. The Sisters Richards did not make me cry.
  11. Episode 13 Spinning a Web
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Whine Bar Kyle Richards starts everything. It’s always Kyle.
  12. Episode 12 Hearing Problems
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Lemon and Lyme Ugh, I am so tired of this Yolanda conversation.
  13. Episode 11 Please Welcome Erika Jayne!
    RHOBH Recap: Whatever Happened to Erika Jayne? There are so many levels of miscommunication going on here!
  14. Episode 10 Backwards in Heels
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Faye Done Away The whole Kathryn and Kyle and Faye thing is super odd.
  15. Episode 9 Busted BBQ
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Tragedy With a Z! Say what you will, but Faye Resnick does not dress her poison up.
  16. Episode 8 Going Deep
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ghosts of Housewives Past Attention, Lisa Vanderpump: You do not own the color pink.
  17. Episode 7 Pretty Mess
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Bethenny Ever After This is not a drill: Bethenny Frankel has met Erika Jayne.
  18. Episode 6 Hamptons, 90210
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Whites Only Boy, do we love it when these girls travel.
  19. Episode 5 Will Power
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Welcome to the Club, Erika Are Kyle and Erika on the road to a close allegiance?
  20. Episode 4 The M Word
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Leave Yolanda Alone Our long national nightmare is over: Lisa Vanderpump found a miniature horse.
  21. Episode 3 Horsing Around
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Attack of the Five-Foot Pony “I have some questions about how to use SnapsChatter. Are you a Millennial?”
  22. Episode 2 Ciao, Tuscany!
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Zero Weddings, Zero Funerals This show just got dark. Not fun dark, but sad dark. Way-too-real dark.
  23. Episode 1 Life’s a Pitch
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premiere Recap: Pitchers and Catchers The Real Forehead Wrinkles of the Sherman Oaks Mall have returned!
  1. Episode 21 Reunion, Part Three
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Finale Recap: Xanax, Dude I’m done with this season, and so is Erika Jayne.
  2. Episode 20 Reunion Part Two
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: No Bunny Knows For the first time in a long time, I can’t wait to see what comes next in a Real Housewives reunion.
  3. Episode 19 Reunion Part One
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap, Reunion Part One: A Drop of Truth The behind-the-scenes changes they’ve made to this reunion offer hope for reunions future.
  4. Episode 18 Diamonds Under Pressure
    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale Recap: Diamonds Are for Never We finally got to see a brief glimpse of Lisa Vanderpump manipulating the action.
  5. Episode 17 From Dogs to Diamonds
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sunnies Side Up Let’s talk about Erika’s beautiful and wondrous sunglasses.
  6. Episode 15 Hong Kong Fireworks
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Erika Jayne Unleashed She’s a pajama-clad warrior for truth, justice, and the American way.
  7. Episode 14 Sweet Georgia Jayne
  8. Episode 13 Cake Therapy
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Queen and Sober Let’s discuss the Real Housewives’ hierarchy of needs.
  9. Episode 12 Feeding a Need
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Volunteering Information I would like an entire show of Kyle and Erika being utterly ridiculous.
  10. Episode 11 Backed Into a Corner
  11. Episode 10 Hostile Hacienda
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Walk of Shame I live for every single second of Erika Jayne.
  12. Episode 9 Harry’s Meat and Gatsby’s Fete
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Snoring Twenties It is a very sad day here at the Real Housewives Institute.
  13. Episode 8 Boys, Blades, and Bag of Pills
  14. Episode 7 It’s Expensive to Be Me
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Greek Tragedy I loved absolutely everything about Erika’s trip to Greece.
  15. Episode 6 Compromising Positions
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Game Nightmare This is classic Kim Richards, from beginning to end.
  16. Episode 5 Amnesia Appetizers
  17. Episode 4 Pantygate
    RHOBH Recap: The Young and the Rest of Us Dorit shouldn’t blame Erika for her husband’s bad behavior.
  18. Episode 3 Going Commando
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sleepy Beauties Never trust an adult who uses his initials for his name.
  19. Episode 2 The Buddha Bentley Birthday
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Snooze Control This season is dreadfully boring because everyone knows how to act, dress, and behave.
  20. Episode 1 Stronger Than Ever
    RHOBH Season-Premiere Recap: Studio Fifty Bore Don’t have high hopes for this seventh season.
  1. Episode 21 Reunion Part 3
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Finale Recap: Fawning All Over This season of RHOBH did not necessitate a three-part reunion special.
  2. Episode 20 Reunion Part 2
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Gag Me With a Chainsaw This reunion is revealing the very secret that Bravo doesn’t want us to know.
  3. Episode 19 Reunion Part 1
  4. Episode 18 The Runaway Runway
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Finale Recap: Wedgie Issue I need the whole next season devoted entirely to Kyle’s custom Birkin bag.
  5. Episode 17 Better Latex Than Never
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Boatload of Problems The Berlin trip is over, so let’s talk about these amazing outfits.
  6. Episode 16 Holy Schnitzel
  7. Episode 15 Dames, Dogs, and Danke
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Nanny Nanny Boo-hoo We need to do something about the way Lisa names her dogs.
  8. Episode 14 Heaven Knows
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Psychic Sidekick Let us pause to mourn the loss of Lisa Vanderpump’s dog.
  9. Episode 13 Crying Shame
  10. Episode 12 Gag Gift
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Beverly Beaches Let’s talk about Lisa and Camille’s lingerie shopping trip.
  11. Episode 11 Thank You, Thuck You
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: New York State of Whine I would love to see Bethenny and Lisa go toe to toe.
  12. Episode 10 The Big Apple Bites
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ciao, Bella This is why the ladies of Beverly Hills don’t get wasted.
  13. Episode 9 That Was Weird
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gangster Alene Dorit has raised behaving badly to an art form.
  14. Episode 8 Petty Mess
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Vanderpump and Dump Is anybody else confused by Lisa’s fight with Dorit and Kyle?
  15. Episode 7 Birthday Fever
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: We’re on a Boat Dorit’s attitude is the opposite of good manners.
  16. Episode 6 Wham, Glam, Thank You Ma’am
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Late Expectations Dorit refuses to take responsibility for anything.
  17. Episode 5 Unfashionably Late
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Very Important Date What’s with Dorit and her need to always be completely blameless?
  18. Episode 4 Lights Out!
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Tune In, Tokyo Who hasn’t gone to a dinner party in a house with no power where a drunk woman started yelling obscenities?
  19. Episode 3 Bad Guys
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Long Live the Queen Who is this guy Erika Jayne got to write her book?
  20. Episode 2 Diva Las Vegas
  21. Episode 1 Stronger Than Ever
    RHOBH Season-Premiere Recap: Cougars, Melons, and Camp I have never missed a Housewife more than I miss Eileen Davidson.
  1. Episode 21 Hurricane Camille
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Finale Recap: The Tears of a Crown The Rich Women finally reckon with the season’s two biggest villains, Camille Grammer and Lisa Vanderpump.
  2. Episode 20 Un Petit Hangover
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Fall of St. Camille Camille has fully reverted to her season-one self, and it may not be pretty, but it sure is fun to watch.
  3. Episode 19 Thirst Impressions
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Whine Time This week, the rich women only do one thing: get drunk. And boy, do they ever.
  4. Episode 18 Pardon Our French
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The French Evolution The Rich Women head to France, without their beauty squads but with a bone to pick about Lisa and Erika Jayne.
  5. Episode 17 A Double Shot of Brandi
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Sip of Brandi The time has come to reevaluate Brandi Glanville in light of everything that we’ve learned about Lisa Vanderpump.
  6. Episode 16 Meet Rinna Jayne
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Jayne-O-Lantern Kyle’s party, excessive though it may be, really delivers in both the costume and drama departments.
  7. Episode 15 One Wedding and a Polygraph
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Lie Deflector Lisa’s stunt with the polygraph is obnoxious, yes, but it’s also Housewivery at its finest.
  8. Episode 14 The Show Must Go On
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pants on Fire Lisa Vanderpump is showing up with receipts that no one asked her to produce and that will change nothing about the other women’s feelings toward her.
  9. Episode 13 Grilling Me Softly
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Happy Endings I have found a new role model, and her name is Denise Richards.
  10. Episode 12 The Ultimate Ultimatum
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Shushie Sushi Dorit and PK sit down with Lisa and Ken to determine once and for all who is the worst at apologizing.
  11. Episode 11 Do You Really Want to Hurt Him
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Hear It for the Boy The world—or at least the Housewives’ corner of it—could use a little bit more Denise Richards right now.
  12. Episode 10 A Supreme Snub
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Political Is Personal Real-world politics intrude on Lisa’s party for her mother, while Housewives politics intrude on Camille’s wedding shower.
  13. Episode 9 A Wolf in Camille’s Clothing
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Grammer Check St. Camille of Grammer reverts back to her first season self to deliver some low blows to an on-the-outs Lisa Vanderpump.
  14. Episode 8 Showdown at Villa Rosa
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Hats Off The Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy Affair continues to spiral outward, with its repercussions threatening Lisa and Kyle’s 12-year friendship.
  15. Episode 7 Eat, Drink, and Be Married
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: To Infinity and Beyond While planning her wedding, Denise doesn’t sweat the small stuff. She doesn’t even sweat the big stuff.
  16. Episode 6 Fifty Shades of Shade
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Catty and Dogs For the first time ever, no one wants to be on Lisa’s side, and it seems like her entire legacy on the show is being called into question.
  17. Episode 5 The Proof Hurts
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dog Gone We’re going to be talking about the damn dog for the rest of this season, aren’t we?
  18. Episode 4 Bahama Drama
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Read Receipts The ongoing face-off between Teddi and Lisa is building to a full-on Housewives rebellion, and it is glorious to watch.
  19. Episode 3 Sun and Shade in the Bahamas
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Bahama Mamas On the rich women’s first night of doing things in the Bahamas, Erika brings the glam, while Lisa brings the drama.
  20. Episode 2 Eat Your Heart Out
    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s a Gas, Gas, Gas A wasted Lisa Vanderpump is the most exciting thing to happen to an otherwise lackluster episode of Rich Women Doing Things.
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