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This season of RHOBH did not necessitate a three-part reunion special.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Gag Me With a Chainsaw
This reunion is revealing the very secret that Bravo doesn’t want us to know.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Gotta Be Startin’ Something
I have decided that I officially like Teddi.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Finale Recap: Wedgie Issue
I need the whole next season devoted entirely to Kyle’s custom Birkin bag.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Boatload of Problems
The Berlin trip is over, so let’s talk about these amazing outfits.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Grin and Beer It
I’m falling for Teddi, aren’t I?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Nanny Nanny Boo-hoo
We need to do something about the way Lisa names her dogs.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Psychic Sidekick
Let us pause to mourn the loss of Lisa Vanderpump’s dog.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Eileen Davidson Accord
This is such a dumb fight.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Beverly Beaches
Let’s talk about Lisa and Camille’s lingerie shopping trip.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: New York State of Whine
I would love to see Bethenny and Lisa go toe to toe.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ciao, Bella
This is why the ladies of Beverly Hills don’t get wasted.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gangster Alene
Dorit has raised behaving badly to an art form.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Vanderpump and Dump
Is anybody else confused by Lisa’s fight with Dorit and Kyle?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: We’re on a Boat
Dorit’s attitude is the opposite of good manners.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Late Expectations
Dorit refuses to take responsibility for anything.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Very Important Date
What’s with Dorit and her need to always be completely blameless?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Tune In, Tokyo
Who hasn’t gone to a dinner party in a house with no power where a drunk woman started yelling obscenities?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Long Live the Queen
Who is this guy Erika Jayne got to write her book?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Ice Woman Cometh
What is Adrienne Maloof doing here?
RHOBH Season-Premiere Recap: Cougars, Melons, and Camp
I have never missed a Housewife more than I miss Eileen Davidson.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Finale Recap: Xanax, Dude
I’m done with this season, and so is Erika Jayne.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap, Reunion Part 2: No Bunny Knows
For the first time in a long time, I can’t wait to see what comes next in a Real Housewives reunion.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap, Reunion Part One: A Drop of Truth
The behind-the-scenes changes they’ve made to this reunion offer hope for reunions future.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-7 Finale Recap: Diamonds Are for Never
We finally got to see a brief glimpse of Lisa Vanderpump manipulating the action.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sunnies Side Up
Let’s talk about Erika’s beautiful and wondrous sunglasses.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Erika Jayne Unleashed
She’s a pajama-clad warrior for truth, justice, and the American way.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: What Ever Happened to Erika Jayne?
Erika is just so absolutely perfect.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Queen and Sober
Let’s discuss the Real Housewives’ hierarchy of needs.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Volunteering Information
I would like an entire show of Kyle and Erika being utterly ridiculous.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Montezuma’s Revenge
We really need to talk about Lisa Rinna.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Walk of Shame
I live for every single second of Erika Jayne.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Snoring Twenties
It is a very sad day here at the Real Housewives Institute.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Boy George and the Dragon
This is like Pantygate all over again.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Greek Tragedy
I loved absolutely everything about Erika's trip to Greece.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Game Nightmare
This is classic Kim Richards, from beginning to end.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Let’s Talk About Dorit
All ye mighty look upon Dorit and despair.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Young and the Rest of Us
Dorit shouldn't blame Erika for her husband's bad behavior.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sleepy Beauties
Never trust an adult who uses his initials for his name.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Snooze Control
This season is dreadfully boring because everyone knows how to act, dress, and behave.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Premiere Recap: Studio Fifty Bore
Don't have high hopes for this seventh season.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Season for Change
This reunion special was the worst one yet.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Poor Richards Sisters Almanac
Kim may be on the road to recovery, but she's still as mean as a rattlesnake.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Andy’s Candies
What the heck is Kyle wearing?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season Finale Recap: Foster’s Family
In the end, none of this really matters.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: United Arab Escalates
It is a very sad day here at the Real Housewives Institute.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Arabian Fights
You brought this on yourself, Lisa! Just say you're sorry.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: In the Lyme’s Light
The "Does Yolanda Have Lyme Disease?" wing of the Real Housewives Institute is officially closed.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Journey’s End
David Foster is just the worst.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Blonde, Deaf, and Dumb
It has finally happened. We have seen Donnie Edwards shirtless.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Reaching Stable
I will not admit to crying. The Sisters Richards did not make me cry.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Whine Bar
Kyle Richards starts everything. It's always Kyle.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Lemon and Lyme
Ugh, I am so tired of this Yolanda conversation.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Whatever Happened to Erika Jayne?
There are so many levels of miscommunication going on here!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Faye Done Away
The whole Kathryn and Kyle and Faye thing is super odd.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Tragedy With a Z!
Say what you will, but Faye Resnick does not dress her poison up.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ghosts of Housewives Past
Attention, Lisa Vanderpump: You do not own the color pink.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Bethenny Ever After
This is not a drill: Bethenny Frankel has met Erika Jayne.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Whites Only
Boy, do we love it when these girls travel.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Welcome to the Club, Erika
Are Kyle and Erika on the road to a close allegiance?
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Leave Yolanda Alone
Our long national nightmare is over: Lisa Vanderpump found a miniature horse.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Attack of the Five-Foot Pony
"I have some questions about how to use SnapsChatter. Are you a Millennial?"
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Zero Weddings, Zero Funerals
This show just got dark. Not fun dark, but sad dark. Way-too-real dark.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premiere Recap: Pitchers and Catchers
The Real Forehead Wrinkles of the Sherman Oaks Mall have returned!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3 Recap: Kicked in the Privates
Kim and Kyle are like mushrooms, growing only in their dark silence and moist hatred.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Shouting Begins
A marathon of group flagellation.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale Recap: All Good Ends Must Come to a Thing
We have never wanted a thing to end more than this season of The Real Magic Tricks of Hangover Begone Canyon.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Palm Springs Eternal
Nothing gets resolved.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Come On, Eileen
Eileen proves herself to be the only sane person on this whole damn show.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Trippin’ in Amsterdam
These women never bother to stop and ask if there is something wrong with them. Maybe they should.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Run, Lisa, Run
A trip to Calgary, a trip to Holland, a trip to David Foster (Wallace)'s charity event. Babyface and Steven Tyler make appearances.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: And Now a Word From Our Sponsors
Lisa Vanderpump turns "54."
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: She’s Not Wasted, She’s My Sister
Eileen is not only a pro — she is a class act.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Gays of Our Lives
Brandi needs to stop trying to come between Kyle and Kim.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: One Mean Girl’s Top Is Another’s Bottom
Kim popped a pill and no one will stop talking.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Relapse, Don’t Do It
Kim Richards is back on drugs, and it’s not okay.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Coeds on the Moon
An interior dorm designer, an ungotten smog test, and the bitter tears of wasted youth.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Case of Brandi
Brandi did something stupid. Okay, Brandi did a whole lot of stupid things.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s My Party and I’ll Pry If I Want To
Brandi just wants Lisa to be her friend again.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Home for the Holidays
It was nice to see everyone get together again, because that hasn’t happened all season.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kim Goes to a Wedding
Kim's daughter gets married.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Bella Tolls for Thee
Someone got a DUI.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Meet Eileen Davidson, Soap Star
Not much happening this season.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kim Richards Rides Again
Kim Richards retold our favorite Real Housewives story.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Premiere Recap: What Would Lisa Do?
The White Party and introductions to Lisa Rinna.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Full-Scale Attack
Reunion part two, and does this cast need a New York–style makeover?
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Stepping on Toes
Does everyone hate Lisa now? It certainly seems so.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Four Finale Recap: The Bitter End
This season went out with a whimper, and the vague scent of alcohol emanating from everyone’s breath.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Daughters
Kim and Yo’s oldest kids are heading off.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Puerto Rico
Joyce narrates the Housewives' Caribbean trip.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Turn That Crown Upside Down
Lisa could certainly use some healing light, because this week, everyone turns on her.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Planting Seeds
This Brandi/Kyle alliance is giving us the creeps.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Birthday Bash
We're on Kyle's side this time. Hard to believe.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I Put a Spell on You
In which an argument occurs because of a dream someone had.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choke Up or Choke Out
Last night Carlton hired a harem, Brandi pimped out Yolanda, and someone let Joyce shoot a gun.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Fistful of Dildos
This week served up guilt trips and drunken pole dancing.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Fool Me Three Times
Special guest star: Jamie Lee Curtis.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Good Night and Eff Off
So many loud words were uttered.
RHOBH Recap: Raise Hands, Hearts, and Voices
A jerk move from Yolanda, an aborted intervention attempt by Mr. and Mrs. Joyce, and a latex ball-gag/mask/muzzle thing that was not meant for Kingsley.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Palm Springs Eternal
The ladies concluded their group trip to Palm Springs with some middling drama, a few tears, a giant insect, and Kyle’s bare breasts.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Yoyce
The Housewives all head to Palm Springs for some drinking and bullying.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Walk of Fame
The first straight-up meh episode of the season.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: What a Circus
This season seems committed to showing the descent of Kyle.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Black Magic Woman
Thank god for Carlton, former mistress of the dark arts.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Fake Fall?
Have you ever seen anyone faint that elegantly?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season Four Premiere Recap: Beverly Hills Birthday
Julie Klausner returns for a new season, and a lot has happened since we last left these demure swans.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part Two Recap: And the Winner Is ...
Julie Klausner on season three's MVP.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap: Where You at, Adrienne?
Maloof's no-show on last night's reunion was a big middle finger to the entire RHOBH audience.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season-Three Finale Recap: Mouthpiece Is As Mouthpiece Does
Credit where credit is due — that was a fantastic season finale.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Night of the Gorgons
The villains of this series clawed their way to the finish line in anticipation of next week's finale.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: We’ll Drink What Dana’s Drinking
Can Taylor's old friend bring the crazy back to this show again sometime soon?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Housewives in Paris and They Going Gorillas
Our ladies hang out at the top of the Eiffel Tower without anyone getting pushed off. Success!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Housewives in Paris, Part One
Last night's episode started with a mini-intervention and ended up in France.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Nose Party, White Party
Last night, we embraced the déjà vu of the White Party, all over again.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Cease and Desist
Last night, we learned that Kim Richards adopted a dog that loves to hit her in the face.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: A Time to Pick Sides
You can’t straddle the line between Team Maloof and Team Brandi.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: He Knows About Noses
With an appearance by Suzanne Somers.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Psychic Abilities
With a guest appearance by Paris Hilton, because that's where we're at here.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: You’re Only As Sick As Your Secrets
Lawsuits and belly dancing.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Vanderpump Gambit
We weren't the only ones tricked into watching Vanderpump Rules, right?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gotta Have Faye
Most of this week's craziness came from someone who wasn’t even a cast member.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: What the Hell Are They Fighting About?
The Offense That Shall Not Be Named certainly made Adrienne and Brandi nuts.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Everyone’s Bored in Ojai
Real Housewives trips are supposed to be full of DRAMA. What the hell is going on?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Oh Hi, Ojai!
The gang heads to “the most relaxing, happy place” ever.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Dinner Party Conga Lines
And public domain songs are sung.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Walking a Mile in Women’s Shoes
Because that's supposedly funny.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Eff-You Flowers
It’s only been nine months since we last Kiki’ed with these ladies.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Take Care
Who cares if you went out with a bang or a queef?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Finally, the Reunion Dirt
Kyle and Taylor are under attack, and Brandi emerges the MVP.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Now they Stop Fighting about the Good Stuff?
Without Kim there, the reunion leaves far too much drama undiscussed.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Brave New Wedding
And then, Bravo built a gigantic, gaudy wedding tent over the whole garden.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Intervention
Kim locks herself in a bathroom, and it gets dark.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Partner in Negligence
Kim needs a rock, not a Rock Biter.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Beautiful Wickedness
The producers must have dangled some sort of carrot-shaped salt lick made out of anti-seizure medication and Peach Schnapps to get Kim Richards back on the show.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Strip, Meltdown, Repeat
Would a lap dance have averted Kim's meltdown?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Time for Another Pity Party
If it's Monday, it must mean Taylor's weeping at a get-together!
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Shoe-Offs
They can't all be scream-filled winners. Sometimes there's just a shoe fashion show.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pity the Children
In which Kim learns the difference between a real horse and a Disney horse. Oh, and a childhood is ruined.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Total Collapse
It's hard to imagine how this episode would have been edited if Russell hadn't committed suicide.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ken, Kyle, Kim, and the Usual Kraziness
Kim's in love? Oh, great. Now who is Kyle supposed to boss around?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Which Is More Real-Looking, Mermaids or Plastic Surgery?
And speaking of real: Kim has a boyfriend?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Naked Chickens
Denial is not a river in your pal Muhammed’s McMansion.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Game Night Is a Big Meth
Bullied Brandi goes 'Breaking Bad' on Taylor and dice go flying.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Most Dangerous Game
Charades or Pictionary never led to this much wild-eyed lunacy in your house, we'll bet.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Pricing Sunglasses and Peeing Around Pools
These are just two things that the Housewives find declasse this week.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Meet the New Girl
Name: Brandi. Accoutrement: Cast. Claim to Fame: Cuckolded by Leanne Rimes.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: All About Taylor
The most troubled housewife exploded in a whirling dervish of paranoia, self-pity, and flailing skeleton arms.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Thank God for Kim
Her crazed behavior on the ladies' ski trip (and always) makes for a fine distraction from the black cloud.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: How Do You Come Back From a Suicide?
What do you do when you know where this is all headed, and it's not good?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Reunion Ends, the Anger Remains
In the season's conclusion, hangers-on, husbands, and sisterly hate are addressed.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Unhappy Reunion Begins
Most of the debate centers around Camille's divorce and Taylor's lip.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Limousine Thunderdome
As per the 'Real Housewives' handbook, all grudges come to a screaming head in the season finale.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Camille Loses at the Tonys
Our subtext translator nearly overloads during her last night with Kelsey.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ain’t Nothin’ But a White Party
Camille arrives at Kyle's bash bearing passive-aggressive gifts.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Catch-up Recap: The Subtext Translator Is Fixed!
1. Lisa and Ken’s Vehicular Interlude.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Kicking Your Problems
Taylor finds that kickboxing is a great way to get in shape for giving a too-revealing speech.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ain’t No Party Like a Housewives Party
Lessons on love from those who don't really know.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: New York Showdown With Kelsey
It's opening night for Grammer on Broadway, just as his marriage show is closing down.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Welcome to New York!
A dying mom and catty friends really cramp Camille's style in the Big Apple.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Surprise Party
How else am I going to get out my aggression? It’s not like we have sex.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Victimized in Vegas
This week, everyone's off to see Jay-Z and smirk knowingly about Camille.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Shoes Good Enough to Eat
Wealthy problems abound, from which shoes to eat to birthday spa treatments.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premiere Recap: The Subtext of the Introductions
Meet the new gang! And gawk as Camille Grammer doesn't know what's about to hit her.
"You do not own them; we are not cattle."
They love The Hills and Housewives.
She even met Giggy.
Our own Julie Klausner challenged her to a game.
It's a Superfan Thunderdome as three true believers fight over which show reigns supreme.
What's up, Suzanne Somers?
Anderson Cooper loves The Real Housewives. No, like, he really loves The Real Housewives.
Now with PSAs.
