The Real Housewives of New Jersey

  1. Episode 17 Finale Part 2
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: And It Ends With a Group Hug The finale concludes with an insincere reconciliation with Danielle that Caroline’s not buying.
  2. Episode 16 Reunion Part 1
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Reunited to Yell Some More Andy Cohen makes sure that no grudge goes un-aired.
  3. Episode 15 The Heads of Family Will Roll
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale Recap The season ends with an “epic” confrontation between Danielle and Caroline. Neither one comes off very well.
  4. Episode 14 The Chanels of Venice
    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Viva Italia! The ladies are off to Venice, where Teresa goes into a sick spending frenzy. Again.
  5. Episode 13 Don’t Drink the Holy Water
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Christening and the Sex Talk Baby Audriana is christened, and Joe nearly implodes from the stress of spending money he doesn’t have.
  6. Episode 12 Youth Will Be Served
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: It’s Party Time Destitution be damned, Teresa wants her tenth anniversary to be special.
  7. Episode 11 Staub Wounds
    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: New Digs? Teresa looks at her possible future, but remains in denial.
  8. Episode 10 Country Clubbed
    Real Housewives of NJ: Watch the Hair Pull Danielle and Teresa go at it on the lawn.
  9. Episode 9 Posche Spite
    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Fashion Showdown This week’s setting for everyone fighting with Danielle? A fashion show.
  10. Episode 8 Bubbies Gone Bad
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: It’s Come Down to a Breast Exam One of Danielle’s implants has gone wrong, and so have the Housewives’ kids.
  11. Episode 7 Play at Your Own Risk
  12. Episode 6 It’s Not Me, It’s You
    Real Housewives of NJ: Pity Party When the Housewives go out of their way to tell Danielle they don’t want to be her friend, tears are inevitable. As are arguments.
  13. Episode 5 Into the Lion’s Den
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Never Utter Your Ferraris Danielle stages a public showdown with the Manzos at a benefit.
  14. Episode 4 Babies, Bubbles and Bubbies
    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: When Do the Arrests Start? No one is safe from these Housewives, not even infants with cancer.
  15. Episode 3 Catty-Walk
    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: More Danielle Drama Means Less Show Drama The other women’s obsession with Danielle is sapping the energy they need to be crazy on their own.
  16. Episode 2 Generation Vexed
    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Nobody Wins in the Ham Game While Caroline’s kids can’t stop throwing luncheon meat, Danielle plans her daughter’s supermodel career.
  17. Episode 1 Water Under the Table
    Real Housewives of NJ Recap: Mean Girls The ladies are back, all still happily obsessed with the prostitution whoo-ah.
  1. Episode 21 Reunion, Part 2
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Andy Has the Last Word It takes a while, but we finally realize why he’s been targeting Teresa so baldly.
  2. Episode 20 Reunion, Part 1
  3. Episode 19 Portrait of an Italian Family
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Portrait of an Insane Family The family is immortalized just as ‘Fabulicious!’ poises to tear them apart.
  4. Episode 18 Blood Is Thicker Than Guccis
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Melissa Gets Her Moment to Be ‘On Display’ Though we have to endure the conclusion of the inane Punta Cana adventures first.
  5. Episode 17 Get to the Punta!
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Trouble, This Time in Paradise Now they can all scream and get bug-eyed in monokinis.
  6. Episode 15 Black as Ink
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Joe Feud Cannot Be Quashed Why can’t they all just get along? Well, because that would eliminate the show’s reason for being.
  7. Episode 14 Belly Up & Up
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Beverly Hills Suicide Changes Everything It’s harder to look at these people’s self-inflicted financial stresses without quivering in frustration.
  8. Episode 13 Child’s Play No More
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Kids Say the Damningest Things Ashley is not taking the “grow up” talk lying down.
  9. Episode 12
  10. Episode 11
  11. Episode 10 There Arose Such a Clatter
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Christmas Grouse The Yuletide fighting continues as Kim G. is ousted as Joe Giudice simmers to a boil.
  12. Episode 9 Twas the Fight Before Christmas
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Screw Yule! In New Jersey, Christmas is a time for gaudiness, screaming, and grudges old and new.
  13. Episode 8 Holidazed and Confused
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Christmas in July Among our gifts: Joe Gorga in a sparkly onesie, and the return of Kim G.!
  14. Episode 7 Teresa’s Got a Gun
    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Locked and Loaded The Giudices have everyone over for a weekend of live ammo and dry-humping.
  15. Episode 6 Whine and Dine
    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Sibling Sitdown What motivated the massively insulting use of the word “redone”? An explanation doesn’t make things any clearer.
  16. Episode 5 Splits and Giggles
    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Musical Interludes Who knew Melissa had such “musical” “talent”?
  17. Episode 3 Sealed with a Diss
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Peace Offering Teresa attempts to write a letter of conciliation to Joe, who is distracted by his own pimple analogy.
  18. Episode 2 Drop Dead Gorgas
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Fashion Emergency Kathy’s accusations bring out Teresa’s table-flipping eyes.
  19. Episode 1 In the Name of the Father
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Anatomy of a Brawl What brought on Joe’s double-fisted game of Whac-a-Mole?
  1. Episode 23 Reunion, Part 3
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: There’s No Pain Without Love The final reunion episode is a cornucopia of dicks, disses and delights.
  2. Episode 22 Reunion, Part 2
  3. Episode 20 Strip Down Memory Lane
  4. Episode 19 A Bald Canary Sings
    RHONJ Recap: Littlest Gent’s Club in Elizabeth Plus the most TMI-laden thing that Richie’s ever said about Kathy.
  5. Episode 18 Dinasty of Denial
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Before I Fab Your Ass The mystery of “what life’s all about” according to Teresa Guidice is answered.
  6. Episode 17 Hot Tub of Sour Grapes
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Days of Wine and Screaming Caroline’s patience for Tre and (our patience for this show) wanes drastically.
  7. Episode 16 Whine Country
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Marital Grape Teresa attempts to sublimate her adultery fears with a little vineyard P-in va-G.
  8. Episode 15 If This RV Is a Rockin’
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Love Doesn’t Live There Hey! We got a mood ring and a Wiffeball bat for you.
  9. Episode 14 Pack Your Baggage
    RHONJ Recap: That’s Not Camping, That’s Homeless Albert and Caroline play “hide the sausage” by actually hiding sausage.
  10. Episode 13 Sit Down and Man Up
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Operation Dessert Storm In which the colloquialism “it ain’t over until the fat lady sings” causes Lauren to sing.
  11. Episode 12 The Jersey Side Step
    RHONJ Recap: Paint It Blk “I make hot sauces, I sing sometimes, and I put on high pumps.”
  12. Episode 11 The Sniff Test
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: That’s What a Wifey Does Smells like ‘roids, Drakkar Noir, and desperation.
  13. Episode 10 Temporary Shrinkage
  14. Episode 9 Public Display of Rejection
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Disappearance of Da Koi In which Juicy Joe’s stint in therapy at age 11 is revealed.
  15. Episode 8 Best Friends For Never
    The Real Housewives of NJ Recap: Hekyll and Jive Is it just us, or is the whole Tre-tabloid-as-fight-catalyst thing getting old?
  16. Episode 7 True Love, True Lies
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: You and Your Hat, Shut Up Featuring K-Y Touch and a box of Monarch butterflies.
  17. Episode 6 Uncivil Union
    The Real Housewives of NJ Recap: Rosie’s Turn The upcoming gay nuptials seem to be serving up a hot plate of tolerance to everyone in Franklin Lakes.
  18. Episode 5 Spoiled Sports
    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Field Day On this episode, titled “Spoiled Sports,” everyone’s a … yeah, you get it.
  19. Episode 3 Third Eye Blind
    RHONJ Recap: Wearing White Don’t Make You Pure If we were using Friends titles, this would be “The One Where They Wear Bindis and Screech at Each Other.”
  20. Episode 2 Poker Face
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Vegas and Diets What could possibly be in that yellow diet liquid?
  21. Episode 1 High Tide, Low Blow
    Real Housewives of NJ Recap: Unleash the Rosie! Drape your dress off one shoulder because season four of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is here.
  1. Episode 18 Reunion Part Two
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: Judging Jackie Will any of these women come back next season?
  2. Episode 17 Reunion Part One
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: a Nation Divided The road to Jersey is paved with good intentions.
  3. Episode 16 And Then There Were Four
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Finale Recap: No Peace Nobody flips a table, but it’s still a RHONJ fight for the ages.
  4. Episode 15 Nama Stay Away From Me
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Independent Women Grandma Elizabeth never disappoints.
  5. Episode 14 The Importance of Being Family
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Family Ties Not a cheerful week for the Giudice family.
  6. Episode 13 Picking Sides
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The No Feed Zone What the hell is happening on RHONJ?
  7. Episode 12 The Other C Word
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Thick As Thieves Doesn’t Jacqueline know how lame and petty this is?
  8. Episode 11 Rage on My Ass
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Lap of Luxury Why in the world is Jacqueline getting so upset?
  9. Episode 10 Cut the Cancer Out
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Good Television Oy, oy, oy. This is all very upsetting.
  10. Episode 9 Driving Miss Siggy
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Muscle Sprouts Don’t be fooled by Joe and Melissa’s endless dog-and-pony show.
  11. Episode 8 All Bets Are Off
  12. Episode 7 Spa-Catio
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Namaste Teresa and Jacqueline’s reconciliation is the most heartfelt in Housewives history.
  13. Episode 6 Swimming With the Gefilte Fishes
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: What’s Your Sign? Teresa and Jacqueline are headed for another blowout.
  14. Episode 5 Dinner Interrupted
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Hell’s Kitchen Love her or hate her, RHONJ is all about Teresa Giudice.
  15. Episode 4 A Life to Envy
  16. Episode 3 Leopard Is the New Black
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: All Quiet on the Eastern Front Dolores Catania is the gift that keeps on giving.
  17. Episode 2 A Very Hairy Christmas
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Reaching Détente Future historians will study Teresa and Melissa’s Christmas Eve treaty.
  18. Episode 1 Jingle Bells and Prison Cells
    RHONJ Season Premiere Recap: The Year of Tre Fresh out of prison, Teresa Giudice is the undisputed star of RHONJ.
  1. Episode 15 Reunion Part 2
  2. Episode 14 Reunion Part 1
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: Little Veal! Little Veal! Light a sautéed-garlic-and-self-tanner-scented candle: It’s time for the RHONJ reunion!
  3. Episode 13 Prisons, Proposals, and Parties
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season-Finale Recap: Siggy’s Last Stand The season ends not with a bang, but a sprained ankle.
  4. Episode 12 Ain’t No Misbehaving
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Big Night Joe Gorga is basically the underdog contestant on an episode of Chopped Junior.
  5. Episode 11 Fauxpology
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Smashing Raw Beef As we enter week two of RHONJ’s trip to Milan, I’m happy to report the city is still standing.
  6. Episode 10 Meltdown in Milan
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Scenes From an Italian Restaurant Benvenuto to RHONJ’s long-awaited Milan episode!
  7. Episode 9 When Chairs Fly
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Fashion Killa The Posche fashion show is basically the Purge.
  8. Episode 8 Walking on Broken Glass
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Weewee Entering the Cookie Kim D. thinks Teresa is “rekindling old flames” while Joe is in prison.
  9. Episode 7 A Retreat to Remember
  10. Episode 6 Growing Up Jersey
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Gettin’ Siggy With It Does anybody actually believe that Teresa only cares about money?
  11. Episode 5 Not Over It
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Eat, Bray, Love Excuse me, but is no one going to tell us how the tagliatelle was?
  12. Episode 4 The Public Shaming of Melissa
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Welcome Back, Scumbag After all these years, it’s still surreal to see Teresa and Danielle as allies.
  13. Episode 3 The Apology
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Beating a Soggy Horse “Do you know Joan Rivers?” is a perfect RHONJ debate.
  14. Episode 2 Let Them Eat Cake
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Ballad of Sexz Chef “Soggy” Flicker is a pretty bad zinger.
  15. Episode 1 Shaddy Beach
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season-Premiere Recap: Let Them Throw Cake This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
  1. Episode 18 Reunion Part 3
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: Still That Beverly Even Danielle’s emergence from the sea foam that is the third installment of this reunion cannot save it from being a fairly boring hour of TV.
  2. Episode 17 Reunion Part 2
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: Dit Dit Dit! Yap Yap Yap! Melissa still hasn’t discovered her hypothetical mystery sister, which is fine, given that she has Teresa to bicker with in the meantime.
  3. Episode 16 Reunion Part 1
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Recap: The Teresa Show The marquee bout of tonight’s reunion is Goldschneider vs. Giudice.
  4. Episode 15 Hotheads and Hookahs
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season Finale Recap: Still Waters Run Deep Jennifer and Bill’s perfectly lovely party turns into another kind of party altogether once Danielle and Marty arrive.
  5. Episode 14 Heroines in Heels
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Teahjerkah Jennifer and Melissa’s broken-glass confrontation resolves in surprisingly drama-free fashion.
  6. Episode 13 Camel, Cabo & Catfights
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Hump Day With Margaret and Jennifer finally getting along, Danielle and Teresa take it upon themselves to defrost the seemingly resolved beef.
  7. Episode 12 Mudslinging in Mexico
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Monkey Business You know it’s a ridiculous Housewives fight for the ages when Danielle is the extremely improbable voice of reason.
  8. Episode 11 Whine Country
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: No-Touch Zone Jackie sort of apologizes, Jennifer sort of cries, and everyone is sort of friends again. Until they’re not.
  9. Episode 10 From Turkey With Love
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Old-School Values Is Jennifer … growing on me? What is happening?
  10. Episode 9 Communion and Confession
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: An Absence of Malice Can local journalism be saved by Bravo stars channeling their passive-aggression into print?
  11. Episode 8 Bridezilla of Bimini
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Conch-Measuring Contest On the eve of Danielle and Marty’s wedding, the Joes decide to speak now rather than forever hold their peace.
  12. Episode 7 Brunch Gone Bad
    Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Final Destination Wedding Danielle’s Bahamas wedding begs the question: Can you be considered a bridezilla when your behavior is monstrous under normal, non-wedding conditions?
  13. Episode 6 Last Fling Before the Ring
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jekyll and Bride Did anyone really think Danielle was going to be chill about her bachelorette party?
  14. Episode 5 Turkish Delights
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: House of 1,000 Bathrooms Jennifer and her many bathrooms host a traditional Housewives fight that’s rudely interrupted by Jackie’s attempt to bring sanity to the proceedings.
  15. Episode 4 Housewives & Heifers
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Their First Rodeo Jennifer is awful and annoying and exactly what this season needed.
  16. Episode 3 The Jersey Breakfast Club
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Home on the Range The Gorga siblings have so much more in common than they think, including an affinity for treating Melissa like garbage.
  17. Episode 2 Easter Wives Hunt
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Old Battle-Axes A hatchet-throwing party and an Easter Sunday celebration prove to be equally ideal venues for working out aggressions.
  18. Episode 1 Wives and Misdemeanors
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season-Premiere Recap: Let’s Get Physical Teresa’s made gains, Dolores and Margaret are burying hatchets, and Melissa is turning not-40. Plus: new Housewives!
  1. Episode 5 Cut From a Different Cloth
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Straight From the Horse’s Butt It’s time to introduce Jamaica to the official state sport of New Jersey: yelling in restaurants.
  2. Episode 4 Jamaican Jailbait
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Oh, Mon Theresa and Margaret and Jackie at a rum tasting in Jamaica… what could possibly go wrong?
  3. Episode 3 40 and Fancy Free
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Tipsy Equals to Good Blowjobs I love hanging out with these women when they’re drunk, particularly when they’re not yet threatening-each-other-with-shards-of-glass drunk.
  4. Episode 2 On Lock Down
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: It’s a Vibe Danielle joins the ladies for an “adult obstacle course,” yet nobody screams even a single expletive. Gold stars all around.
  5. Episode 1 Sex, Lies and Video Debates
    The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season-Premiere Recap: Duck You Teresa has heard that Jackie’s spreading rumors about who she is ducking, and she is not pleased with Melissa, whose fault this somehow is.

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